I never realized that getting plastic surgery was something to brag about, but Blac Chyna certainly thinks so. Blac Chyna recently posted a gleeful picture of herself posing with her plastic surgeon.
She captioned it:
“Getting ready for 2019 [dollar-sign eye emoji] Thank you so much @dremilkohan Can u guess What I’m getting done next?”
I assume that Blac Chyna means she’s already had so much work done that posing a guessing game to social media is quite valid. It’s probably a challenge for fans to figure out what she hasn’t done. Fans on Instagram have been speculating a potential lobotomy or brain operation, which would make total sense.
Seriously though, you rarely hear of someone so openly and actively proud of getting plastic surgery. I was always under the impression that you weren’t supposed to disclose the fact that you’ve had unnecessary work done. Isn’t the purpose of plastic surgery meant to make you look like you haven’t had drastic physical changes? I feel like announcing your intention of renovating your body in advance takes away from the ultimate goal.
Honestly, how much more plastic surgery does one person need without having been in a horrifically destructive accident? Although, maybe Chyna thinks that getting into a relationship with Rob Kardashian was a horrific disaster that caused some severe damage. I can only imagine that being with Rob Kardashian for any amount of time could definitely bring on some premature lines, wrinkles, or worse.
So Farrah Abraham, just in case you couldn't tell, has had some plastic surgery done.
You know, just a little bit here and there.
Huh, what's that?
She looks like an entirely different human being than she did less than 10 years ago?
She's had so much work done that it's a wonder her parents even recognize her?
Yeah, OK, so our girl here is no stranger to plastic surgery, that's true.
She's had a nose job, a chin implant (which she later removed), and several vaginal rejuvenations.
She's had some kind of procedure meant to tighten her backside, as well as plenty of butt injections.
And who could even begin to count all the lip injections, Botox, and fillers?
No one without infinite time on their hands, that's who.
On top of all that, Farrah has had not one, not two, but three boob jobs.
She hasn't messed with them for a few years, but just in time for Christmas, she's gone and done something new!
Check it out, but don't say we didn't warn you:
That's a screenshot from a Snapchat video she shared yesterday evening from a clinic in Beverly Hills.
Pretty wild, right?
"Hey ladies," she said in the video. "I've been wanting to do this for a really long time, scar camouflage, after my surgeries."
"A surgery, then we're all done. It is like natural and brand new."
The point of the scar camouflage, of course, is to cover up the scars she got in her previous boob jobs.
It's interesting though, because she's calling this a surgery, but from what we can tell, this procedure is really more of a kind of tattooing.
According to her clinic's site, "A unique pigment is created for and matched to each patient based on their natural skin color."
"Scars begin to blend with the rest of the skin after several sessions."
They also work with burn victims and other trauma survivors, they cover up birthmarks and stretch marks, and they even do work with people who need breast reconstruction after mastectomies.
But all throughout their site, they refer to the "treatments" and "procedures" they offer.
It's not surgery.
So is Farrah just confused?
(Well, she's always confused, but is she using the wrong word in this specific instance?)
Is she getting another surgery somewhere?
Could she just be looking for any chance to show off her chest on social media?
Hey, maybe all of the above is true!
There really is no telling when it comes to Farrah, is there?
Jenelle Evans has been in rare form lately, folks.
Actually, at this point, she's been behaving so erratically for so long that there's really nothing rare about it.
Fresh off the controversy over her decision not to evacuate for Hurricane Florence, Jenelle finds herself in the eye of another storm.
This time, it's a mini-scandal surrounding her ever-changing appearance, and it's yet another reminder of the extent to which the mother of three has gone off the deep end ...
1. The New Jenelle
2. "So Plastic!"
3. The Big Question
4. It's All in the Lips
5. She Looks Fine to Us!
6. Everyone's a Critic
What does it feel like to have butt implants? Having your breasts enlarged probably does not affect the owner’s day to day life much once they get used to the increase in weight. There might be a slight decrease in mobility, but if the size difference is not too dramatic then I would bet in most cases it is negligible.
I think the ass would be a different beast. People use their asses constantly. I am sitting on mine right now. I am assuming that ass implants would feel a lot like breast implants, and to me that seems like it would be an odd sensation to be sitting on. It would be like taking the gel inserts from your shoes and stuffing them in your boxers, only the inserts are no longer a quarter inch thick.
Hopefully the surgeon gets the size and placement right, otherwise that would lead to a lifetime of discomfort. I cannot even stand having my wallet in my back pocket, I cannot imagine carrying around lopsided cheeks all day. But at the very least Marnie never has to deal with pain of bleachers again, she has her seat cushion everywhere she goes.
Photo Credit: Backgrid USA
Okay, ladies, I owe you an apology. When I heard that women were getting plastic surgery to make their nipples look like Kendall Jenner’s nipples, I thought it was possibly the dumbest thing anyone other than Kanye West had ever said. But it turns out men are having even dumber cosmetic surgeries than the ladies getting their nipples filled with caulk or whatever to give themselves permanent pokies.
Page Six presented a report on the procedure where men have their bottom lips enlarged to look more like celebrities like Channing Tatum. Despite the fact that the procedure is called “Macho Mouth,” one of the celebrities mentioned being emulated is Harry Styles, who is roughly as macho as the Village People.
Oh yeah, dude, you look just like Channing Tatum aside from your chin and body and face. Good work on the lips though.
Guys, I have some advice for you. If you want to get an elective surgical procedure to make you more attractive to women, get the one where they make your tongue longer. There is no amount of plastic surgery you can get that’s going to let you compete with a dude who can lick his own eyebrows. And if you’re into dudes… same advice, but maybe do some crunches, too, men are shallow.
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Chrissy Teigen is absolutely delightful, just a real and true gem.
One of the things that we love about her -- and let's be real, there's a long, long list -- is her honesty. Girl does not hold back about anything, and it's always wonderful to see.
And earlier this week at a promotional event, Chrissy really let some home truths fly.
See, she's doing a new makeup palette in collaboration with Becca Cosmetics, and at a launch party for the product on Thursday night, she told reporters that she'd had plastic surgery.
Extensive plastic surgery, even.
One of the things she claimed to have done, odd as it may seem, is liposuction on her armpits.
"I had an armpit sucked out, which was one of the best things," she said. "It's a big secret, but I don't care."
"It was nine years ago or so," she continued. "And it added two inches to my arms. Now it's back though, so now I gotta pay for [liposuction] again."
She said that it was "so easy," and that "It made me feel better in strapless dresses, and I felt more confident."
"It was the dumbest, stupidest thing I've ever done. The dumbest, but I like it, whatever. I have no regrets, honestly."
It sounds weird when you first think about it -- liposuction in the armpit, that is -- but it sort of makes sense, doesn't it?
And if it makes her feel more confident, then more power to that armpit fat removal!
But the liposuction wasn't the only cosmetic procedure Chrissy admitted to -- she also said "Everything else is fake, but my cheeks are real."
"Women are like, 'those fake-ass cheeks,' and I'm like, No! This is my real face!"
She even pointed at her nose, her lips and her forehead, saying "Fake, fake, fake."
Those who heard her firsthand say that she was obviously joking about having plastic surgery on her face, and most reasonable people reading it would figure that out, too.
But goodness knows that the vast majority of internet users are not reasonable people.
After her quotes began circulating, several outlets and readers took her joke as fact, so much so that Chrissy had to hop on Twitter to set the record straight.
"Reminder to never ever joke, ever," she wrote.
However, she did clarify that "I did to the armpits, no regrets except it clearly came back."
She adorably added "You think I'd have this ass if I'd done extensive work? Like who would ask for this ass."
Oh, Chrissy. Never, ever change.
Kylie Jenner’s career is based largely on her massive social media following.
It’s Kylie’s 93 million Instagram followers that allow her to earn cash as an “influencer” and refer to herself as a model, even though she’s never walked a runway.
So when Kylie has a bad week on social media, it’s not a minor annoyance, like that time no one liked picture of your cat.
It’s more like if you got reprimanded at work in front of 93 million people.
The 19-year-old’s string of bad luck started last week when a Kylie Photoshop fail was detected, passed around social media, and widely mocked.
This week, it’s a different kind of controversy, as Kylie is getting called out for apparently failing to retouch one of her pics.
You see, for as long as she’s been famous, rumors of Kylie undergoing plastic surgery have circulated non-stop.
The one that seems to bug her the most is the speculation that Kylie has had butt implants, and many are now taking the photo above as confirmation that Kylizzle is sitting on artificial cakes.
As you can see, there’s a small scar on Kylie’s backside, and many of Kylie’s followers have speculated that the mark could be the result of an incision made by a plastic surgeon.
“What happened to her butt?” one commenter wrote.
“Omg what happened to her? That’s a big scar,” another remarked.
Interestingly, Kylie has yet to comment on the scar.
Normally, this is the sort of thing she would immediately seek to clear up.
Her silence, of course, is only adding fuel to the rumor fire.
Kylie has several small tattoos, and several fans have come to her defense, claiming that the slash in the photo is just a portion of oddly-placed ink.
If that’s the case, Kylie should really hop back on Twitter and clear the air.
After all, there’s more at stake here than just one little rumor.
Much of Kylie’s appeal lies in what young fans see as her authenticity.
Getting caught deceiving those fans twice in one week (Kylie has repeatedly insisted that she’s never had any plastic surgery done.) could do irreparable damage to her brand.
After all, teens don’t want to buy overpriced lip kits from people they feel they can’t trust.
Noses are such little things, really, but tiny nips and tucks can make huge differences! For some, a nose job can be a door opener.
For others, a nose job can be a total mess - even a career ender.
Sometimes, it's obvious which is which. Other times, it's a thin line, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as they say, right?
In any case, here are 20 celebrity nose jobs you won't believe!
1. Britney Spears
2. Michael Jackson
3. Ashlee Simpson
4. Jennifer Aniston
5. Blake Lively
6. Tom Cruise
Kim Zolciak may want to take on Kim Kardashian in a butt war.
But she has no interest in taking her daughter on when it comes to plastic surgery.
The Bravo reality star sat across from Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live on Wednesday night and turned her attention to the injection of lip fillers.
Not when it comes to her own face.
Zolciak has already admitted to have gotten lots of work done.
But a called asked why Kim permits her 19-year old daughter, Brielle, to go under the knife, prompting the following response from the former Real Housewife of Atlanta:
"She's almost 20, so talk to her. And then, why not? Shoot it up!"
Of course, some might say: exactly, she's almost 20. That's the entire problem here.
But not Kim, clearly.
Back in May, Zolciak told Us Weekly that Brielle had been bothered her forever about getting lip injections.
"She bothered me for five years about her lips,” Zolciak told the tabloid this spring.
"She was like, ‘I hate my lips, I hate my lips.’ So I’m like, 'then go fix them!'"
One could actually have a pretty real discussion about whether or not it's a parent's job to encourage self-confidence in her kids...
... or to encourage her kids to use unnatural means to fix whatever they think is wrong with them.
"I've heard her complain about her lips since she came out of the womb, honestly," Zolciak told Cohen last night, adding:
"I was like, 'I'm going to take you to the best.'"
The procedure was done in November by Dr. Simon Ourian.
"My lips are my biggest insecurity and I’m so happy w my results now," Brielle wrote on Instagram after getting the world done.
On his show this week, Cohen pointed out that Brielle is a "chip off the old block" and a future Housewife in the making.
But is that really a good thing?
Take a look below and remember: she's 19 years old.
The young Biermann posts bikini photos like it's her job, is obsessed with her body... and may become pregnant soon?
Those who watch Don't Be Tardy online or on television bore witness to the Season 5 premiere on Wednesday night.
Toward the end, Zolciak made it sound like she's open to having a seventh child.
But she's getting up there in years. She might not be able to get pregnant.
"Maybe I can be the one to carry it for you … to see if I like birth," she told her mother.
Gosh, that's creepy.
Caitlyn Jenner has been having a rough couple of weeks.
First came word that her reality show, I Am Cait, had been canceled by E! after just two seasons.
Shortly thereafter, the former Olympian found herself at the center of an unexpected controversy after Bette Midler made a tasteless joke at Jenner's expense on Twitter.
(Midler later deleted the tweet and issued a public apology.)
Now, perhaps as a result of the back-to-back blows to her self-esteem, Jenner is reportedly considering undergoing surgery to correct what she sees as a defect in her breast implants:
“She’s going back under the knife to have them adjusted,” an insider revealed to RadarOnline.com.
“Caitlyn thinks one is now hanging lower than the other and she’s not happy about it.”
Apparently, Jenner has been unhappy with the implants for quite some time, and this is not her first attempt at "fixing" them:
“At first they were too small, then too big and heavy — and she’s very upset about the scarring,”
The insider seems to feel that Jenner's concerns are baseless and symptomatic of the flaws in how Jenner perceives herself, not in her actual appearance.
However, another source believes that Jenner is right to press on in her pursuit of perfection:
“All she wants are natural-looking breasts that are big enough to off-set her masculine frame," says the unnamed friend.
"Considering the amount of money she’s spent on them, it’s the least she should be able to expect.”
It's true that Jenner has the means to go back under the knife, and now that her show has been axed, she certainly has the time.
But hopefully, she hasn't developed an unhealthy fixation with plastic surgery.
We imagine all those years as a member of the Kardashian clan can have a lasting impact on a person.
Jessica Simpson covers the new issue of Women's Health, and inside the mag, she talks about what seems to be her favorite topics:
That topic, of course, is Jessica Simpson's boobs.
We know that Jessica loves her boobs because she's told us so on several occasions.
There was a time when rumors that Jessica would undergo a breast reduction struck fear in the hearts of men across the land.
Fortunately, Jessica knows that with great boobs come great responsibility, so she's putting our minds at ease by once again assuring fans that Jessica Simpson's boobs are here to stay.
“My boobs just have their own life, they have a way of making themselves present," Jessica told Women's Health.
I thought I was going to get a breast reduction. After having kids, I look at myself, and I’m like, ‘You know what, my boobs are actually really big, but I like how they are.'
"They’re an asset, and Eric loves them still," she added, stating the painfully obvious.
Weirdly, this isn't the first time that Jessica has gone into specifics about why she's not getting a breast reduction.
"Been getting lots of questions about this alleged breast reduction... not to worry... I LOVE MY BOOBIES!! They aren't going anywhere!" she tweeted in 2011.
All these years later she's singing the same tune.
At this point, she should really just take out billboards in the nation's biggest cities assuring commuters that her boobs ain't going nowhere.
Not only would it free her up from having to talk about it in future interviews, but wouldn't your drive to work be improved by the sight of Jessica Simpson's boobs?
We thought so.
Yesterday, we reported that Mama June Shannon lost a lot of weight over the past few months.
The controversial reality star posted the above pic on Twitter to show fans how well her months of training and dieting have paid off.
Shannon hasn't gone into specifics about how she lost the weight, but her secret might be revealed soon.
She reportedly filmed much of her progress in hopes of scoring a reality show about her weight loss journey.
It's possible that she knows that's a long-shot, because while her agents her attempt to work out a deal, Shannon is paying the bills by making guest appearances on already-established series.
First, Shannon appeared on Marriage Boot Camp with her baby daddy Sugar Bear.
Now, she'll be starring in a very different kind of reality show thanks to a problem created by her rapid weight loss.
Yes, Mama June will be featured on this week's episode of Botched.
It seems the 36-year-old mother was left with an "excess" of loose skin after shedding all those pounds.
The show has a long history of recruiting reality stars looking to have work done.
Last year, Farrah Abraham appeared on Botched to have a mangled lip augmentation fixed.
Some say, Farrah got "botched" as a publicity stunt, and that it was always her plan to appear on the show.
Is June Shannon also going under the knife primarily to revive her career?
We may never know, but after the year she's had, we wouldn't put anything past her.
Back in December of 2015, Kailyn Lowry underwent a Brazilian butt lift procedure.
In the months since, the Teen Mom 2 star also shed several pounds. The girl is clearly feeling herself these days, and we don't blame her.
Ms. Lowry posted the above pic to Instagram today, purportedly to promote the "body analyzer scale" that she's standing on.
But clearly the photo doubled as an opportunity to show off her new booty and midsection.
Obviously, his isn't the first time that Kailyn has flaunted the results of her hard work and expensive procedure.
However, we thought we'd share it as a way of giving props.
Think for a moment about everything that went into this photo.
Not only is the girl showing off her trimmed-down physique, she's getting paid to do it.
In order to appreciate that level of hustle, you have to take some time to think about where the other ladies of the Teen Mom franchise are in their lives:
Jenelle Evans is fighting two custody battles at the same time.
Amber Portwood is about to marry Matt Baier, who might be the douchiest of all TM boyfriends and husbands, which is really saying something.
Farrah Abraham sadly remains Farrah Abraham.
Obviously, Kailyn isn't saving any lives here, but she appears to be moving on from a difficult divorce in admirable fashion.
And hey, if she wants to take some time out to brag about her weight loss along the way, more power to her.
You've heard of boob jobs. You're familiar with nose jobs.
Thanks to Kylie Jenner, you probably also now know that some folks surgically enhance their lips.
But did you know that some people also get butt implants? And that the following celebrities are rumored to have done so? It's true!
1. Erica Mena
2. Blac Chyna
3. Jenna Jameson
4. K. Michelle
5. Kailyn Lowry
6. Kenya Moore
You'll be forgiven if you don't recognize Lindsey Harrison any longer.
Because she's a random reality star who was briefly famous after appearing as a cast member on Season 4 of 16 and Pregnant?
Well, yes. For sure.
But also because Harrison has just undergone a boob job.
And not just any boob job. But the biggest boob job anyone is legally permitted to undergo in the United States of America.
In plastic surgery news broken by TMZ, the 21-year old Harrison recently went under the knife of Dr. Michael Salzhauer, the same surgeon who transformed Teen Mom 3’s Briana DeJesus earlier this year.
According to that celebrity gossip website, Lindsey was an A cup prior to the doctor putting in 800cc silicone implants, which are the maximum silicone implant available in America.
Go above this number and physicians believe risk factors outweigh the benefits of having a much larger chest.
Harrison is now somewhere around a DD cup and we hear she's very happy with the results.
We also hear that her next boyfriend will be even happier with the results, whoever he turns out to be.
Last time we checked in on Olivia Munn, she was defending herself against ridiculous accusations that she ruined the Green Bay Packers' season by serving as a distraction to her boyfriend, quarterback Aaron Rodgers.
Now, Munn is at the center of a very different kind of speculation, this one involving her changing appearance.
Olivia hasn't quite pulled a Zellweger, but as you can see, she doesn't look quite the same as we remember.
It's hard to put a finger on exactly what's changed, but as many have pointed out, Olivia just looks different.
She posted the above side-by-side photo in order to sing the praises of a new cleavage-enhancing bra (Munn swears it wasn't a paid endorsement, and we believe her), but for perhaps the first time in recorded history, the Internet really wasn't interested in boobs.
Yes, the pic is getting a lot of attention, but it's not because of Olivia's sweater magic.
Some fans have expressed concern ("Aaron loves you no matter how you look!") while others have simply wondered aloud about what kind of work Olivia has had done.
Don't get us wrong, she's still a beautiful woman; she's just looking a lot more Kardashian-y than usual these days.
Brielle Zolciak may still be best known as the daughter of unstable reality star Kim Zolciak, but with a half a million Instagram followers and a fondness for posting racy selfies and sharing every intimate detail of her life online, the 18-year-old clearly has designs on becoming famous in her own right.
Unlike so many young social media starlets, Brielle is open about undergoing certain surgical "enhancements" in order to achieve her ideal look.
Brielle admitted to having her lips plumped, and has stated that she's not opposed to having more work done in the future.
It's refreshing, as even Kim Zolciak denies getting plastic surgery, despite the fact that most of her fans have functioning eyes and brains.
Hopefully, Brielle won't take things too far, but we have to admit that her willingness to go under the knife to "perfect" her look lends an interesting "before and after" quality to some of her Instagram pics.
Check 'em out below, and she if you can guess what she's had tweaked.
1. Brielle Zolciak Bikini Pic
2. Brielle Zolciak on Insta
3. Brielle and Kim Zolciak on the Red Carpet
4. Brielle Zolciak in a Bikini on Instagram
5. Zolciak Family Bikini Photo
6. Brielle Zolciak on Don't Be Tardy
In a stunning upset, Holly Holm knocked out reigning UFC champ Ronda Rousey in the second round of a heavily-hyped fight in Melbourne last night.
Holm became the new bantamweight champion, while Rousey was rushed to a nearby hospital after enduring a vicious pummeling that ended with a kick to the neck.
The extent of Rousey's injuries remains unknown, but several sources have reported that there is some good news, as the 28-year-old did not suffer a concussion, as previously thought.
Unfortunately, it's also being reported that Rousey may require plastic surgery due to a shattered nose and badly split lip.
The news has not been confirmed by Rousey's reps, but was verified by several mainstream media outlets such as ESPN.
Almost as well-known for her likeable, outspoken demeanor as for her dominance in the ring, Rousey remains the UFC's most recognized figure.
Her film roles and feuds with celebrities like Justin Bieber and Floyd Mayweather have helped to make Rousey a household name, even to those who have no interest in mixed martial arts.
While the loss to Holm was obviously a serious blow to the previously-undefeated Rousey, she's expected to make a full recovery and challenge Holm to a rematch.
We'll have further updates on Rousey's condition as more information becomes available.
Last week, we reported that Kim Zolciak suffered a stroke shortly after flying from LA to Atlanta following a Dancing With the Stars audition.
It was later revealed that Kim was the victim of a transient ischemic attack, also known as a "mini-stroke."
The effects weren't as destructive as they might have been, but the attack was still serious enough that Kim was hospitalized for several days and forced to quit Dancing With the Stars.
It's not a common health scare for a 37-year-old to endure, and there's been much speculation as to what might have caused Kim's stroke.
Initially, insiders speculated that the demanding DWTS rehearsals were to blame.
Past participants have talked about the physical toll that the show can take, and the rehearsals certainly may have played a role in Kim's current condition.
However, Radar Online has consulted with a medical expert who has a different theory regarding the cause of Zolciak's stroke.
Dr. Susan Evans (who has never treated Kim) believes that the reality star's fondness for plastic surgery may have put her at greater risk for cardiovascular disease.
“Sometimes one surgery alone can cause a stroke," says Dr. Evans, a Hollywood plastic surgeon. "The more surgeries, the higher likelihood.
"If the proper prevention for stroke didn’t take place and she doesn’t have an underlying condition such as taking birth control pills, all of those factors could make it more likely for her to stroke."
Evans notes that plastic surgery can carry a greater risk than other operations, as doctors work under the assumption that their patient is in good health.
“Some anesthesiologists tend to take less precautions for plastic surgery patients because they are generally healthy people that just want a face lift or liposuction," Evans says.
“You can have a stroke during the surgery, or right after because not moving could cause blood clots in the legs. You would also need a hole in between the chambers of the heart for this to happen though."
Zolciak has admitted to getting plastic surgery in the past, but claims she has not had any work done in over a year.
Fans recently speculated that she had undergone a facelift, but Kim claims her altered appearance was simply the result of a new makeup routine.
Earlier this year, Kylie Jenner admitted to getting lip injections after months of claiming her bee-stung pout was the result of some sort of magical, cosmetically-enhancing puberty that only rich people undergo.
The 18-year-old reality star and Instagram queen swears that she hasn't had any other work done, and she's even gone so far to make videos proving that her breasts are "real."
However, Radar Online has asked a top plastic surgeon to analyze photos of Kylie, and Hollywood-based Dr. Kevin Youn says that it appears that Kylie has undergone several different procedures.
In fact, Youn says there's a good chance that the rumors about Kylie being "addicted" to plastic surgery are true, and that if she doesn't stop soon, she may suffer permanent damage.
"Kylie Jenner unfortunately appears to have had way too many fillers injected into her cheeks and lips and they appear completely unnatural, as they are out of proportion to the rest of her face," Youn tells the website.
"I suspect that she's had several syringes of filler injected into her lips, maybe even as many as 10 syringes...Her cheeks also appear quite puffy and that may be due to filler injections there as well.
"I strongly recommend she stop cosmetic treatments now before it is too late. This could turn into a major problem for her, and she will end up ruining her face."
It's important to note that Youn has never treated, or even met, Kylie - but if he can glean all of that from a few photographs, it may be time for the youngest Jenner to cool it with the fillers.
Farrah Abraham's penchant for plastic surgery is well documented, but did the Teen Mom star quietly have her breast implants removed?
She doesn't quietly do anything, but they're just looking so much less ... giant and fake in this random Twitter photo she recently shared:
You don't have to watch Teen Mom online (or more accurately, Backdoor Teen Mom online) to know Farrah has changed over the years.
She's been quite open about how her breasts have increased in size twice with the aid of surgery, once to a C cup, then later to a D.
Farrah has even suggested that her daughter Sophia will get plastic surgery one day too, because this is how we strive to look our best.
No apologies to be found, in other words.
In the world of Farrah, it's your body, you do what you gotta do, and you read pro-plastic surgery children's books to your little kid.
We're getting off-topic there, though.
Getting back to the issue at hand, it's not clear if it's the pose, the camera angle, or the outfit that may be making her assets look smaller.
You have to wonder if she's had another procedure to, say, reverse some of the past mistakes she once gushed about like no tomorrow.
Just because Farrah had her chest enlarged to the point of porn star dimensions doesn't mean she might not tire of that at some point.
Those things have got to be heavy after awhile, and if you love plastic surgery that much, maybe you just look for excuses to get more.
We're reaching, admittedly, and this is a girl who, in all her infinite wisdom, just threatened to kill the entire cast of Celebrity Big Brother.
Not exactly predictable or stable.
As you probably know Miley Cyrus loves to shock.
Basically, she's running into the problem Marilyn Manson had in the early 2000s: She's just running out of ways to make the squares gasp.
The problem is even worse in the modern era, as social media makes it so that every freaky thought that pops into her head ends up online within minutes and is quickly forgotten.
Sure, Miley's feud with Nicki Minaj at the VMAs was interesting, but 1. she was more deer-in-the-headlights than instigator, and 2. the always-fickle celebrity media has already moved on.
So how can Miley capture out attention in a way that might allow her to hold onto it for a week or so? Why, by modifying her body so that she looks like a Hot Topic cashier by day, professional bondage mistress by night, of course!
“She’s leaning toward getting silicone horns implanted in her head," a source tells In Touch. "Miley wants them to be very out there, like devil horns!”
Of course, if you thought she was gonna stop there - you don't know Miley.
“She’s also interested in a corset piercing,” says the unidentified friend. “It’s when you get holes pierced around your spine and you can actually put ribbons through those holes in a crisscross fashion to mimic the look of a corset.”
Yes, devil horns and spinal piercings. Those might even beat out a degree in philosophy as things you're most likely to regret in your 30s. Good luck, Miley!
In case you somehow haven't heard, Kylie Jenner is 18 now.
In the eyes of the law, she can do anything she wants, including date a 25-year-old rapper and go under the knife to alter her appearance.
Of course, that's not really a big deal, as she's been doing both of those things for at least the past year.
Her relationship with Tyga is still on the down-low, but Kylie has confessed to getting lip injections and plastic surgeons who have analyzed her photos have speculated that she's had extensive work done that she's not yet admitted to.
Obviously, her parents signed off on all this, but now her entire family is reportedly growing concerned.
Not about her creepy boyfriend - they're weirdly cool with that. No, according to Radar Online, Kylie's sisters feel she's taken plastic surgery too far, and they're begging her to stop before it's too late.
“Kylie’s older sisters told her that she needs to stop getting work done because she doesn’t even look like the same person anymore,” says one insider.
“Her sisters had to confront her about it because enough is enough. She just started with one procedure and then it snowballed into an obsession and everyone is really worried that she will go too far and regret it big time.”
The source says Kylie's obsession with cosmetic surgery began when her sister Kendall started landing modeling gigs:
“Kylie was always the quiet and reserved one out of those girls. But after Kendall shot to stardom she refused to be referred to as ‘the ugly one’ and that is how it all began.”
Well, we certainly doubt that anyone's calling her "the ugly one" these days. However, they might be calling her the one who's growing up much, much too fast.
Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova is back and more bizarre than ever, turning her sights on one of her high-profile critics: Perez Hilton.
The Ukrainian, doll-like enigma famous for her unusual diets, eye-popping photos and truly absurd commentary, lashed out at Perez.
Why? Because Hilton implied Lukyanova was a hypocrite for hating on the "Human Barbie" nickname that "literally made her famous."
(This was June when he wrote that.)
Naturally, HuBarb responded by posting a lengthy personal attack beneath side-by-side Valeria Lukyanova photos and Perez photos.
Adding the words "Natural Sporty" and "Natural Awkward" (above), she defended herself from his attacks ... and called him "ugly."
Not that it would change her asinine point (whatever it may be), but Perez has lost a ton of weight and is super cut nowadays. Anyway.
"This is funny coming from a man who looks like clown," she writes. "It [amazes] me how people with the weirdest bodies are so full of themselves."
So basically, the woman who aspires to look as "perfect" as a Barbie Doll hates when you call her that, especially if you're uggers.
"Before you decide to broadcast your naked torso," Valeria adds of Perez, "you should probably make sure you are nice to look at."
She then suggests Hilton get a "boob job."
Lukyanova then takes a shot at "Human Ken" Justin Jedlica, another critic of hers, calling him a "lost case" who "simply [looks] awful."
"Such characters as Justin and Perez make their names by publicly offending famous people like me," Lukyanova laments, concluding:
"Ok well, here goes my PR to them and may they enjoy eating crumbs from the master’s table."
Well, that about sums it up. We have no idea what that even means to be honest ... but well handled, Valeria. Well handled indeed.
In case you somehow weren't aware, Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner look alike. A lot alike.
In fact, some fans have speculated that Kylie has had work done to make her look more like Kim.
Sure, Kim and Kylie are half sisters, and it makes sense that they would share certain physical features in common, but there's natural family resemblance, and then there's this:
Kim posted that pic on Instagram over the weekend, and we're not sure if this was her goal, but it highlights the fact that over the past year, Kylie has morphed into a virtual Mini-Me of her most famous sibling.
To drive the point home, Kim posted a similar pic of herself and Kendall Jenner:
Now, that makes sense. Kim and Kendall have the same mom, so they look somewhat similar to one another.
What doesn't make sense is Kim and Kylie looking like literal twins despite their different dads and the fact that Kim is twice Kylie's age.
We're not saying that Kim is throwing shade by posting these pics. She's clearly proud of her resemblance to her youngest sister.
Even if that resemblance is not the result of shared genes, but rather a shared plastic surgeon.
Back in January, Farrah Abraham's botched lip job made news, because, well...people like to laugh at Farrah Abraham.
We should've known then that Farrah would take every opportunity to squeeze some free press from the incident until it got to the point that we would rather watch her sleep-bang her way through another Farrah Abraham sex tape than hear her talk about her damn lips again.
Farrah has appeared on Botched; she's given countless interviews about plastic surgery safety; she's retweeted messages from fans about how courageous she is for sharing her trout mouth with the world...
You get the idea. It's reached the point where some have even suggested that the whole thing was a publicity stunt.
We don't know if that's true, but here's Farrah once again talking about her freakin' lip job gone wrong.
This time she's getting her daughter in on the act and attempting to shill some sort of Ziploc bag full of beauty products to her more gullible fans.
Sadly, you can expect to see more of this sort of thing as Sophia gets older. Farrah's literally been profiting from her since she was a fetus.
Kylie Jenner is here to once again shoot down talk of plastic surgery.
No, not as it relates to Kylie Jenner's lips.
The reality star (after months of saying the opposite) has finally come clean and admitted that this plump body part is not exactly all natural.
Instead, following an appearance at the opening of the Sugar Factory candy store in Miami in which she nearly had a wardrobe malfunction, Jenner took to Instagram to dispel the latest rumor:
Has she undergone a boob job?
Watch this video (at the 28-second mark) to see her response and then see Kylie curse off a photographer.
Kim Zolciak swears she's never had any work done, but the former Atlanta Housewife has been caught misleading fans about her beauty secrets several times in the past.
Just last week, Kim lied about her post-baby weight loss and endorsed "waist training," which has been proven to result in serious health problems.
While that might be the most egregious example (as she's being paid to encourage her social media followers to damage their bodies), it's certainly not the first time that Kim has claimed her surgically-enhanced body is all natural.
These days, Kim is shilling for a different body shaper, and while this one might not be as dangerous, she's clearly being just as dishonest with her fans:
Mrs. Zolciak-Biermann posted the above photo to Instagram today with a caption extolling the virtues of a new butt-lifting product that she claims will give you a Kardashian-like backside in literally no time at all:
"I came across a really cool product and when I do I want to share it with you guys!!" Kim wrote. "It lifts my butt when it's on and I've noticed a difference in my butt when it's off too!"
Uh-huh. We're sure she has noticed a difference, as Zolciak's many plastic surgeries almost certainly include butt implants.
Clearly, this woman is suffering from some serious delusions. Fortunately, Kim is hitting the road with NeNe Leakes this summer to film a Housewives of Atlanta spinoff, and if anyone can talk some sense into her, it's NeNe.
The Kardashian Empire was founded upon lovely lady lumps, and over the years, there's been much debate about what sort of surgical enhancements the Kim and kompany might have undergone.
Lately, there's been a lot of talk about the possibility that Khloe Kardashian has butt implants, and with good reason.
Though always ample, Khloe's impressive 'donk has seemed to expand exponentially over the past year, a la the Grinch's heart when hears the people of Whoville singing.
Khloe claims she's all natural but at least one celeb is convinced that Khloe's backside is as real as Donald Trump's hair.
“Every time I think about going to the doctor for a consultation about getting a plumper butt I run across a “this is what can go wrong” pic,” Sherri Shepherd wrote on Twitter yesterday.
“Ladies stop going to these basement/back alley folks. It’s not worth it – gotta ask @khloekardashian where she got hers.”
The backlash was instantaneous, with many of Shepherd's followers accusing her of shaming or spreading rumors about Khloe.
Sherri seemed to not understand the outrage:
“Interesting…one comment where I add Miss @khloekardashian’s name and it sets off a firestorm w her fans,” she tweeted.
“Almost about to delete this post bc I don’t have time for childish behavior and rude name calling – I referenced Khloe because she obviously went to a legit doctor as opposed to the back alley person who did the botched job on the left.”
“All folks and tabloids trying to start “mess” because of a slow news day – calm down.”
Shepherd did eventually delete the offending tweet...but then continued to defend it. Someone certainly needs to "calm down," but we don't think its Sherri's followers.