As you've likely heard by now, Meghan Markle is pregnant with her first child.
And as you may have also heard, she and Harry are currently touring the globe on their first official royal tour.
Sources say Meghan chose to announce her pregnancy on Monday due to the fact that she knew she wouldn't be able to conceal her bump as she spends the next several weeks posing for photo-ops with peasants.
Duchess Meg is already in her second trimester, and insiders say her bump was visible at Princess Eugenie's wedding on Saturday.
She and Harry shared the big news with family and friends at the reception and filled the rest of the world in just 48 hours later.
So now Preg Meg is now free to travel and wear whatever she wants without some dusty Australian needling her with questions while fending off an eight-foot spider with his didgeridoo.
Yes, Meghan and Harry are currently Down Under, where they've spent the past couple days reassuring drought victims that God hasn't abandoned them, despite the obvious fact that these poor bastards live in Australia.
(Just kidding, Aussies! Throw another shrimp on the barbie for us!)
Unfortunately, the next stops on their agenda have led to serious concerns about the health of Meghan's unborn baby.
First, the royal couple will hit New Zealand, where they'll probably be forced to pretend to give a sh-t as Peter Jackson gushes about some lame-ass Lord of the Rings trivia.
Then it's off to Fiji and Tonga, both of which are still considered "Zika zones" by the CDC.
You don't hear much about Zika in the news these days, mainly because it's not much of a problem in the developed world.
But apparently, pregnant women are still advised to exercise extreme caution in Fiji and Tonga.
Insiders say Harry and Meg “sought medical advice” before the trip and decided the risks are minimal.
That may sound dicey, but to be fair, royal doctors are probably in a class all their own.
Harry can probably just pop in and pick out a new organ from his clone whenever he feels like it, then grab a handful of stem cells from the receptionsist's desk on his way out.
The same genius who's been keeping the Queen alive for the past century likely hit Meghan with a super-secret vaccine, and then everyone shared a laugh about how he could totally do something about Prince Charles' ears but chooses not too for the lulz.
Nothing to worry about!
Emily Fernandez is expecting again!
On Friday, the Little Women: Dallas star, who goes by her rapper name “Right Cheek”, confirmed that she’s pregnant with a baby boy.
The news comes just two years after the reality star lost her son Lontel Jahnar Johnson Jr. (JJ) when he was just 3 months old.
In an Instagram post featuring a very pregnant Hernandez, alongside pal Bri “Left Cheek” Barlup, the mom-to-be wrote: “This was 3 months ago lol just imagine how things are now @leftcheeklg”
She also shared a photo of herself holding her belly, alongside a screenshot of the TMZ headline — who was the first to report the news that she is not just pregnant but 8 months along.
According to the outlet, Fernandez is expecting her second son via IVF with Lontel Johnson, her boyfriend from Season 2 of Little Women: Dallas who was also the father to JJ. Although the couple broke up last year and currently aren’t together, Johnson reportedly plans to be a part of their upcoming baby’s life.
On April 27, 2016, the star of the unscripted Lifetime series and Johnson welcomed their first son together. Even before JJ was born, Fernandez said their baby experienced multiple health complications, including seizures and blood around his brain.
“My baby was having seizures in utero and doctors believe there was a problem with the placenta,” she told PEOPLE exclusively. “Little people pregnancies are high risk and being pregnant with a little person is even more dangerous. JJ wasn’t receiving enough oxygen and he was born with blood around his brain.”
Though JJ faced severed complications, she and Johnson believed their newborn would pull through.
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After coming to the realization that their baby couldn’t hear or see, and was continuing to have seizures while his heart rate dropped, the couple decided to take him off the ventilator.
“We realized that he was living his life in fear,” she recalled. “He would panic every time a nurse would come to change his diaper because he couldn’t hear or see them. Not to mention all the surgeries he had to undergo in that state of constant fear. It was heartbreaking for me to see him suffer.”
Added Fernandez: “I fought for his life – I demanded that he have multiple tests run. I wanted to be sure that I did everything in my power to save him and keep him… If he would’ve been average height, this would’ve still happened. Everything was due to his brain damage.”
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Three months after her son’s birth, JJ died in early August. Fernandez shared multiple family photos on Instagram grieving her son’s loss.
“The gates of heaven welcomed their sweetest angel tonight. You were loved beyond words and I will miss you every second of everyday my king,” she captioned one shot. “I know you will rest easy and look down us watching over your sisters. RIP Lontel Jahnar Johnson Jr.”
She’s weeks away from giving birth to her second baby, and first daughter, and Jillian Harris is more than ready to meet her little girl.
“This has been a rough pregnancy,” Harris, 38, admits. “The first trimester I was so physically ill and tired. Now I’m just exhausted. But I’m hanging in there!”
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“I secretly wanted a girl, but I was expecting to have another boy,” says the Bachelorette alum. “I’m so excited to have one of each!”
As far as Leo, “He says ‘baby’ when he looks at my tummy, but I don’t think he really understands that it’s going to be another addition to the tribe,” says Harris. “He is a little bit territorial, so it will be interesting. He’s in the clingy mommy phase!”
For now, Harris, who has partnered with Saje Natural Wellness and designed her own diffuser, credits the wellness line, which also carries essential oils, sprays and rollers, for helping assuage her anxiety and pregnancy-related insomnia.
“I feel like I needed to take better care of my nervous system and myself,” she says. “I wanted to explore more natural options. I started using Saje’s rollers and mists and realized I needed to incorporate them into my life!”
And life is about to get a lot busier.
Says Harris, “I grew up as an only child, so I’m excited for Leo to have a companion. I’m happy our family will be a little foursome!”
Great news for the future of modeling!
And also for Kate Upton and her husband, Justin Verlander!
If you caught the headline, then you know what's up -- Kate is pregnant with her first child!
She announced the news with this stunning photo (though honestly, is there a photo of Kate Upton that isn't stunning?) that she shared on Instagram yesterday.
Instead of gushing about the future or going into any details, she kept it simple by tagging Justin in the picture and adding one little hashtag, "pregnant in Miami."
And judging by her appearance here, yeah she is!
She's obviously not huge or anything, but she's definitely got a bump going on already.
Like we said, she hasn't offered any details yet, but it's easy to imagine she's been waiting a little while to share the big news.
Many people wait until after the first trimester to make a pregnancy announcement, so there's even a chance she's nearly halfway through already!
And can we take a moment to talk about how flawless she looks?
It seems like pregnancy, just like literally everything else, really suits her.
(Get it? Because she's weaing this amazing maternity suit? Do you get it?)
Oh, and you know how we said that Kate hasn't done any gushing about her growing bundle of joy yet?
We can't say the same for Justin.
The Houston Astros pitcher actually left a comment on Kate's photo, and it's honestly a little too precious to handle.
"You're going to be the most amazing Mom!" he told her.
"I can't wait to start this new journey with you!"
He told Kate that she's "the most thoughtful, loving, caring, and strong woman I've ever met," and that he's "so proud that our little one is going to be raised in this world by a woman like you!"
"I love you so much," he concluded.
Isn't that just the sweetest thing?
It makes sense -- their entire relationship has been pretty darn sweet.
These two beautiful people have been together since 2014 -- four years, a miracle for celebrity relationships!
And now, eight months later, we know that they're going to add a little baby to their list of adorable achievements.
Congrats, Kate and Justin!
Not long after the world learned that Jinger Duggar is pregnant, the beloved reality star revealed her due date to be sometime in early July.
Now, we suppose different folks have different definitions, but for most people, that would mean any date between July 1 and July 15.
What we're saying is, if it's not already passed, Jinger's due date is very, very close.
And it seems that even though birthing and child-rearing have pretty much been parts of her day-to-day life since childhood, Jinger is currently experiencing the heady mix of emotions that every first time goes through in the final stages of pregnancy.
Speaking with TLC recently, Jinger revealed that she's more than a little frightened by the prospect of giving birth.
"I get scared thinking about birth and labor," she told her home network.
Her husband, Jeremy Vuolo, didn't offer much in the way of help, admitting that he's flat-out clueless about the entire process:
"I don't know much about birth," he said.
Like we said, Jinger must know a thing or two about birth, what with having 13 younger siblings and 10 nieces and nephews.
But in many ways, she and Jeremy are in uncharted territory.
From the very start, they established that their marriage would be different from those of Jinger's sisters.
The most obvious act of rebellion, of course, was Jinger's decision to begin wearing pants instead of floor-length dresses (with her husband's permission of course).
But the couple also set themselves apart in more subtle ways.
Jinger waited a full year after her wedding to get pregnant.
Obviously, there's nothing unusual about that in most cases, but Duggar women typically get pregnant on their honeymoons.
And soon, Jinger will become the first Duggar woman of her generation to give birth outside of the great state of Arkansas.
Again, that may not seem like a big deal, but the Duggars are second only to the Waltons as Arkansas' most famous family, and their ties to their hometown are very strong.
Anyway, it's refreshing to see Jinger being so candid about her trepidation -- we suppose that's just one more way in which she's breaking the mold.
Watch Counting On online to get caught up on the show that made her family famous before the season premiere later this summer.
Earlier this month, Kenya Moore silenced trolls and decried false stories about her, her husband, and her pregnancy.
But ... was part of that just bluster to cover up a huge problem with her reality career?
A new report says that Kenya is not only no longer a Real Housewife, but that she'll be lucky if she makes "Friend of the Housewives" status.
RadarOnline reports that The Real Housewives of Atlanta stars were spotted filming without Kenya Moore.
Specifically, their sources spotted NeNe Leakes, Porsha Williams, Marlo Hampton, Cynthia Bailey, and even Eva Marcille.
(Eva, as you may recall, is not only a new mom but a new full-time Real Housewife)
These women were all spotted at Novikov in Miami.
Kenya was, they report, nowhere to be seen.
According to RadarOnline's source, these stars were in town to support NeNe Leakes' fashion show and Swagg Boutique store opening.
The source described their dining choices, as well -- something that may be significant.
"The ladies dined on king crab legs," the insider reveals. "With honey truffles, caviar, and wagyu steaks along with Wasabi martinis."
That definitely sounds ... opulent.
(We will get into why the menu may help to explain everything in a moment)
RadarOnline has reported that Kenya's reality career is in danger, saying: "Kenya’s status as a ‘friend’ is in jeopardy because she is holding up the deal."
"Kenya was told she would have to take a drastic pay cut," the insider adds.
That is interesting to hear, given that Kenya has gone above and beyond to deny rumors that her reality career is on the line.
The source continues, claiming: "And there was no guarantee about how many episodes she would appear in, or if she would appear in any at all."
Kenya didn't like it when fans questioned her pregnancy and she eventually showed evidence that she really is with child.
Will she do the same again for her status as a Real Houswife? Or is this rumor true?
Kenya not only shared a photo of her baby bump to silence doubters, she later went on to let fans see part of one of her early ultrasounds from the doctor's office.
But this pregnancy might help explain away her absence from that dinner in Miami.
See, it includes multiple seafood items. The women were also drinking martinis.
Guess what pregnant woman are not advised to have for dinner? Any of that.
So, though we know that RadarOnline has multiple sources, some might suggest that the simplest explanation for Kenya's absence from dinner was that she didn't want to be surrounded by costars eating and drinking things that she herself cannot.
But RadarOnline reports that an insider claims that she's basically done on the show.
"At this point," the insider claims. "The show is ready to move along without her at all."
Why? Well ... timing.
The source alleges: "Bringing Kenya back full-time would be useless."
That sounds kind of mean to us. But they just mean that, allegedly, Kenya's pregnancy is less than optimal for the show's schedule.
"Her pregnancy timeline conflicts with the production schedule," the insider explains. "She said she’s due in November/December but production wraps in October."
Hmmm. That's definitely something to consider.
Still, perhaps Kenya can prove to producers that she's worth her (pregnant) weight in cash even if her childbirth happens during hiatus.
It's been two months since news of Ryan Edward's arrest brought the Teen Mom OG star's whole world crashing down.
Just one day after news that Ryan had been picked up for a probation violation came reports that he had once again been caught cheating on Mackenzie Standifer, his wife of one year, who is currently pregnant with his girlfriend.
Shortly thereafter, it was revealed that Edwards' ex, Maci Bookout, had filed for a restraining order after being threatened by Ryan.
Needless to say, all of this hasn't made for a terribly tranquil pregnancy for poor Mackenzie.
So perhaps it's not surprising that Ryan's beleaguered wife has decided to take a hiatus from social media.
But Mack didn't just delete her account, like most social media stars who have had enough.
No, she wisely realized that an Instagram page with a six-figure following is valuable virtual real estate.
So she gifted the page to her friend, photographer Christian C. George.
And as a reward for not unfollowing him as soon as Mackenzie jumped ship, George offers up the occasional gem, such as the photo above.
That's the first pic of Mackenzie's baby bump, posted by George this afternoon.
"When Mack told me about how much her quality of life improved since letting go of social media a couple of months back I didn’t totally understand," he captioned the pic.
"I see social media as a marketing tool and an additional stream of revenue for influencers. However, what price was she paying? Since I took over Mackenzie’s account- I expected people to unfollow (because after all they didn’t follow me- they followed her)."
George went on to say that he's learned some lessons from walking a mile in Mackenzie's shoes:
"What I didn’t expect was the trail of bullying to continue," he wrote. "These are examples of the messages I’ve received:
"'You’re f—ng ugly just like Mackenzie, your pictures suck and so do you, you’re trash, why did your ugly face show up on my timeline today.'
"It’s unfortunate that these types of cyber attacks actually exist. I'm choosing to find peace with Jesus, and thanking Him for His Amazing grace and truth!"
Then Christian encouraged you to "learn more about" him, but let's be honest, that's not what you came here for.
Anyway, it's nice to see that Mackenzie is doing well (no word yet on whether she's still with Ryan), and it's kind of cool that she discovered such an innovative way to put her old IG account to good use.
Very savvy. Maybe she is the right person to replace Farrah Abraham, after all!
Watch Teen Mom OG online to relive the wildly bumpy road that brought Mackenzie to where she is today.
We've asked the question multiple times over the past few months.
Is Pippa Middleton pregnant, read a headline on this website in August.
Wait... is Pippa Middleton pregnant already, read a different headline in October.
Now, however, we're ready to ditch the question mark and make it an exclamation instead:
Pippa Middleton is pregnant, folks!!!!!
For real this time!
Rumors of Kate's sister expecting her first child with husband James Matthews are stronger than ever today, following a report in The Sun that stated exactly this.
A mostly reliable source, this British publication reports that Pippa recently started sharing the exciting news with her close friends, now that her 12-week scan has taken place and everything seems healthy.
"When Pippa found out she was pregnant, she was obviously thrilled and utterly overjoyed," an insider tells The Sun, adding:
"Naturally, big sister Kate and parents, Carole and Michael, were the first people she told - James aside - and they could not have been more delighted."
It's been a difficult few weeks for Middleton and Matthews, considering the latter's father was just arrested for the alleged rape of a minor.
As any Royal Family follower knows well, of course, Pippa's very famous sister is also pregnant.
Kate and Prince Williams are expecting their third kid any day now. Heck, any hour now, really.
Pippa's announcement also comes weeks after James’ younger brother, former Made In Chelsea star Spencer Matthews, and his fiancee, confirmed they were expecting their first child.
Talk about a lot of small children about to enter this family!
Writes The Sun:
“Pippa and James have always known they wanted children. They have made the most of their first few months of marriage and felt the time was right to expand their family."
Middleton and Matthews got married in May of 2017.
Pippa was sort of well known before Kate got married six years before that, but she sky-rocketed to fame on the day of her sibling's wedding, as millions of people around the world gawked over Pippa's rear end.
We're not being crude.
It's true: the world was very impressed by Pippa Middleton's butt at the time.
This is one of the photos that went viral back in 2011 and which explains why:
Now, however, the world will be focused on Pippa's front.
She's expected to give birth some time in October.
The Sun says that Kate "could not have been more delighted" upon learning this news from her sister... and we feel the same way!
We send our very best wishes to Pippa, James, Kate, William and ALL parents-to-be in the near future.
May your children be born as healthy and as happy as humanly possible.
Just a couple of days ago, Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo welcomed the birth of their second child, a daughter with a very unique name.
Many have wondered if the demands of being a father of two young girls will finally tear him away from his swiveling chair on The Voice.
But apparently NBC is pulling out all of the stops -- and by stops we mean cash -- to entice him to stay. Will it work?
Fans rejoiced at the news that Blake Shelton and Behati Prinsloo were expecting baby #2.
Their first young daughter, Dusty, is still a very little girl, so these two sweet girls will be very close in age. Dusty Rose is, for the record, 16 months old.
And this second baby is named Geo Grace Levine.
But ... how much of their childhoods is Adam prepared to miss with his work on The Voice?
Though obviously he and Behati have the means to provide childcare for their children no matter what their schedules might be, that can mean missing valuable bonding time.
Is being on a talent competition show really worth missing your daughter's first word?
It's worth noting that a number of factors aside from fatherhood might draw Adam away from the show, and that he's not the only one.
For example, new judge Kelly Clarkson has been accused of "diva" behavior behind the scenes on The Voice. That doesn't really match her brand, but one could imagine how fame and success can go to just about anyone's head.
Then, of course, there are rumors that Blake Shelton might quit The Voice ... and reports that the Country crooner has gained an inflated sense of self-importance since going on the show, and may now believe that he's too good for it.
There have also been rumors for a while now that Blake and Adam dislike each other on a personal level, one well beyond playful rivalry for cameras.
Overall, The Voice isn't the same as it was when Levine joined it -- so why would he stay when he could be at home with his stunning wife and two beautiful daughters?
As it turns out, the answer to that might be simple: money.
RadarOnline reports that Adam Levine has been offered a lot of money by NBC in an effort to get him to remain on The Voice.
Specifically, a massive bonus of $500,000.
That might seem like pocket change to a guy whose net worth is estimated to be somewhere in the range of $60 million.
But remember that he's believed to make somewhere from $10 million to $12 million per cycle of the show. So this is a bonus, like sprinkles on ice cream.
(We won't say icing on the cake, as cake without icing is just pointless bread)
Why are execs at NBC so desperate to keep Adam Levine that they're paying him so much?
Apparently, when word first reached fans that Adam might consider leaving the show, fans protested. In a very vocal manner.
Many longtime fans of The Voice, which has always had a rotating cast, that the show just wouldn't be the same without Adam Levine.
For what it's worth, many of them said the same about Blake Shelton. Probably a different group of fans.
The Voice's fandom sure is passionate.
Of course, not everyone has a lot of confidence in Adam Levine's fathering skills.
Recently, he was slammed for "naked time" with his young daughter.
While plenty of folks might love to be in the room with a naked Adam Levine, they point out that Dusty Rose is too old to see her father naked.
That's bordering on a taboo that exists for a very good reason, but many parents bathe with their children who are babies. It is unlikely, though possible, that Dusty will grow up remembering what her dad looks like naked.
Poor Mandy Teefey. If Selena Gomez's mom was hospitalized over Selena getting back together with Justin Bieber, we can only imagine how she'll respond to this news.
Honestly, this could leave a lot of fans divided. Or disappointed.
A new report claims that Selena Gomez is pregnant and that Justin Bieber is the baby daddy.
So, Justin and Selena took a trip to Laguna Beach earlier in February. NW claims that this is when the couple bonded over some big news.
"The word is that Selena is pregnant and told Justin as much during their trip."
That would be some major news to break.
"Justin wasn’t expecting it, but he’s ecstatic about it. It’s a dream come true."
if he wanted Selena back for good, getting her pregnant sure might work.
"Pals say they’ve been casual with contraception because they are both keen to make this happen at some point."
The report goes on to claim that this is more or less an act of providence.
"They know there’s never going to be a perfect time, so they’ve been putting their faith in God’s hands."
That claim ties in to Selena's idea that God blesses her reunion with the Biebs and with Justin recently ending his tour to spend more time at church.
The report suggests that this accident was a happy one.
"This is something they both want."
They're both at odd places in their lives to have a kid, so that's ... an interesting claim.
"Selena has always liked the idea of being a young mum and Justin is desperate to settle down."
There were even claims that Selena is following a safe pregnancy checklist, "steering clear of alcohol, sushi, and soft cheeses to be safe."
(Those would be pretty standard precautions for a pregnant woman, and match up with Kim Kardashian's surrogate's dietary restrictions)
And then there's Bieber's side, with claims that he's "started following pregnancy accounts on Instagram and posed for photos with a fan’s baby while out in L.A."
Justin Bieber follows all kinds of accounts, folks. Also, he's been posing with babies for years.
Babies are cute. They're not, um, evidence of more babies.
In real life, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have been in Jamaica for Justin's dad's wedding.
And Gossip Cop reports that, also in real life, Selena is not pregnant with Justin's baby. And probably not with anyone's.
The timing for this wouldn't be great, right?
Justin only recently managed to get out of what was reportedly a life-threatening substance abuse issue.
His own manager feared that he would die, just a few years ago, if he went on tour.
In the mean time, Selena Gomez received a kidney transplant just last year. It saved her life but did not cure her Lupus.
Until very recently, doctors discouraged women with Lupus from getting pregnant, due to risks to their lives and their baby's. Now, those risks are lower.
But given the severity of Selena's health battle, some wonder if a pregnancy would be a fatal mistake.
Now whatever you may think of Selena falling back into bad habits by dating a man some might characterize as an inked trash gremlin who's not even hot anymore, we should remember:
That's her choice.
Fans don't have to agree with her love life.
But everyone can breathe a sigh of relief with the report that Selena is not pregnant. Those who admire her music, her acting, and her as a person want her to be around and healthy for a long, long time.
Jinger Duggar is nearly halfway home, folks.
Or, to be more specific, Jinger Duggar's impending bundle of joy is nearly halfway home.
The young reality star has updated fans on the status of her pregnancy, sharing a new photo on Instagram on Saturday that depicts her standing alongside a chalkboard.
We can see a baby bump just starting to form underneath her black shirt, while we can also be treated to a science lesson from Jinger at the same time.
"Update on Baby Vuolo," she wrote as a simple caption to the snapshot above, which includes a message of its own.
At 18 weeks, Jinger informs us, a baby is the size of a bell pepper.
Sort of interesting, right?
(And, no, for the medical record, it does not matter if said pepper is red, green or yellow.)
This is the first baby bump glimpse Jinger has given us since her fetus turned 15 weeks old, as you can see below:
Jinger and husband Jeremy Vuolo announced they were expecting in early January.
They did so via a very cute snapshot of the couple and a sign that said, appropriately, "We're expecting."
In a follow-up statement to Us Weekly, the twosome - who got married in late 2016 - told the tabloid:
“The past 14 months have been the best of our lives as we have had the wonderful privilege of beginning our journey through life together in marriage.
"We both looked forward to the joys of marriage but neither one of us fully understood just how amazing the start of this journey would be."
Having barely even held hands prior to exchanging vows, Jinger and Jeremy eventually had the sort of sex that leads to a baby.
"Truly, the Lord’s mercies are new every morning! Now, the journey has taken an exciting turn: We are expecting our first child!" they added in this statement, concluding at the time:
"We are praising God for this beautiful gift and ask that you join us in praying for a safe and healthy pregnancy."
For the Duggar family, of course, waiting over a year after marriage to get pregnant is equivalent to a lifetime.
(By comparison, for example, Joy-Anna Duggar got pregnant just three months after getting hitched.)
As a result, some judgemental social media trolls have been shaming Jinger over her pregnancy, much to the chagrin of viewers who have followed this TLC personality since she was a young teenager.
Thankfully, in response to this new snapshot, almost all comments have been positive and supportive.
“You’re carrying high @jingervuolo! I bet it’s a girl!” predicted one excited follower.
Added another: "Omg you got a belly as if you were having a girl."
Jinger is yet to confirm the gender of her baby. We're guessing she doesn't even know what it is herself.
But we'll all find out in about 22 weeks!
Kylie may have given birth, but her big sister is still very pregnant with Stormi Webster's younger cousin. And Khloe Kardashian's been showing off her baby bump left and right.
Fans asked Khloe a ton of questions once the pregnancy news was out in the open. One fan even asked her about what it's like to have sex while pregnant.
Well, it being the week of Valentine's Day and all, Khloe decided to answer. And she didn't spare any details.
Writing on her app, Khloe Kardashian talked pregnancy sex at the end of her "Love & Lust Week."
"I have always heard that women are extra horny when they're pregnant," she wrote in response to a fan's question.
It may be the power of suggestion (like the "full moons see an uptick in crime"), or maybe it's just flaring pregnancy hormones, or maybe some age-old survival instinct to cement social bonds.
Khloe, it seems, hasn't had quite that experience.
"But for me it's been interesting."
Interesting is a vague word, but don't worry -- Khloe elaborates.
"In the beginning, sex was the same."
Of course. Before the baby bump and even after, things are usually pretty much the same, apart from abstaining from alcohol (if that's a big part of your sex life) and perhaps any unpleasant pregnancy side effects.
"As I got into my third trimester and started to get bigger," she writes, things began to change.
Beyond the obvious pregnancy changes. Her sex life took a turn for the worse.
"It became harder to have sex and a little more uncomfortable and limiting."
Khloe is quick, however, to say that baby daddy Tristan Thompson did nothing to hurt her self-image.
In fact, she writes that he has been "amazing" and "would never make me feel different in any way."
That sounds very sweet and healthy.
But she goes to say:
"I'm sure it's uncomfortable for a man to have sex with a pregnant woman too."
Of course, some men fetishize pregnancy. So congratulations, foot fetishists, there's something weirder than you out there. (Actually there are lots of things weirder, but let's not talk about oviposition kinks because we love ourselves)
"Personally, I get uncomfortable and insecure. Also, you can't move the same, so you kind of feel useless, LOL. But you just have to improvise and do the best you can."
That's pretty good advice.
Incidentally, Khloe is not the only one who's ever addressed the topic of sex during pregnancy.
According to various sex advice resources, there are a number of positions that are perfectly and should ideally be more comfortable.
One, for example, would involve a pregnant woman on her back or side. A man such as Tristan Thompson would lay on his side, with her legs draped over his hip, during intercourse. One or both parties might have their heads supported by pillows.
Even well into pregnancy, classic cowgirl position can work. If someone feels that they need a little support in order to remain comfortably upright, that same position in a comfortable chair might work. (A chair with arms for said support)
No one, pregnant or not, should ever feel pressured to have sex, of course.
Some hold irrational fears that even careful, ordinary sex will damage a fetus -- or somehow be incestuous. Most sex experts dismiss these anxieties.
Khloe Kardashian has never really shied away from frank and open discussions of sex.
She's talked about oral sex, sex in weird places, the kinds of genitals she wants in a partner (spoiler alert: not small), and even her own genitals.
(She describes herself as having a "puffy p--sy," so there you have it, people who've always wondered what Khloe Kardashian's bits looked like but were too afraid to ask)
Despite her frank openness about baby-making (well, what we'll loosely refer to as baby-making), Khloe was awfully secretive about this pregnancy.
She only debuted her baby bump a couple of months ago, and only on a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians did Khloe confirm her pregnancy on the show.
Most of us might consider sex talk more private than who is or isn't pregnant, but most of us are not Kardashians.
Nine months of secrecy. Nine months of hiding. Nine months of holding back a barrage of selfies and life updates over social media.
Now, the dam has burst.
Kylie Jenner gave birth!!
In an announcement over Twitter and Instagram, Kylie shared that she has given birth to a healthy baby girl. She shared the news on her due date, February 4th, but actually gave birth on February 1st.
In addition to that joyous news -- and an apology to her fans for keeping this part of her life when they are accustomed to her sharing so much -- Kylie and her family revealed everything that fans had missed.
Below, you can see the numerous photos that Kylie and her family shared, including the world's first glimpse of Kim's daughter, Chicago West.
Are you ready to see the baby kick? Are you ready to see the ultrasound? Take a look!
1. Kylie introduces her baby bump
2. Kylie and Khloe
3. Kylie Jenner's Baby Shower!
4. Kylie and Heather
5. Pregnant together
6. Kylie's announcement and apology
Reports that Catelynn Lowell suffered a miscarriage are heartbreaking.
The Teen Mom OG star has reportedly sought guidance from rehab, but fans are now for the first time seeing her joy upon learning that she's pregnant on the show itself.
Quite the contrast from her current grim reality.
A new report reveals how Catelynn is coping ... and that MTV's crew has been instructed to walk on eggshells around her in this trying time.
On the most recent episode of Teen Mom OG, Catelynn Lowell revealed that she was pregnant.
She shared the news with Tyler Baltierra by putting Nova in a shirt that read "I'm going to be a big sister!"
Kind of a weird way for Tyler to find out what was, at the time, good news. But a cute reveal nonetheless.
Unfortunately, we already know that Catelynn Lowell suffered a miscarriage.
That's one of the pitfalls of reality television being filmed months in advance -- you see sad life events coming in the distance like an oncoming train, but you can't get off of the tracks.
Catelynn has reportedly not taken this well.
Everyone grieves differently. Everyone processes negative emotions differently.
And no two people have the exact same response to the very personal tragedy of a miscarriage.
Considering the childhood trauma that Catelynn has endured, it's very understandable that she faces additional challenges when it comes to grief and loss.
Grappling with suicidal thoughts, Catelynn Lowell checked herself into rehab for her own safety and well-being.
As a reality star, Catelynn has to relive her suffering as her story unfolds for fans and viewers on Teen Mom OG.
But there is still so much that fans don't know. Obviously, many -- though not all -- know better than to directly ask Catelynn about her alleged miscarriage and about details of her stint in rehab.
Keep in mind that a lot of this is unconfirmed, but based upon reports of what people who work on the show were told.
Still, the story adds up.
The pregnancy reports (now confirmed on the show), the confession of suicidal ideation, the rehab reports.
This is all so sad.
HollywoodLife reports on how Catelynn Lowell is coping and on the Teen Mom OG star's current state of mind:
"Catelynn is not ready for any of this to be public right now so it’s complicated."
Yes, it certainly is.
"It’s such a delicate subject there’s a lot of mystery around what exactly happened and the crew has been told not to ask her about it and not to mention it to anyone so there is a lot of unknowns."
True. It's good that the crew has been instructed to be sensitive at this time, but there has to be some unspoken awkwardness on set. Or so we imagine.
"Obviously Catelynn is having a very hard time coping right now so the priority is just getting her stable again."
Absolutely. We all want to know, but Catelynn's health and well-being come first.
Still, the source ends on a positive note.
"It’s a dark time, but she’s a fighter and she’ll make it through."
Considering all that Catelynn has already been through, we're inclined to agree.
Catelynn may have filmed rehab footage for Teen Mom OG. If so, we'll all get front-row seats to an early and crucial stage of her recovery.
But grief and mourning aren't something that you can complete during a stint at an Arizona facility.
Regardless of what makes it on camera, we expect that Catelynn will share her story with fans when she's good and ready.
We're sorry to break this to you, but it doesn't matter what you did on New Year's Eve.
You did not have a better December 31 than America Ferrera.
Because the former Ugly Betty and Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants star announced that she's pregnant! With her very first child!
And the Superstore star confirmed this exciting news in very exciting and adorable fashion, sharing the photo below of herself, husband Ryan Piers Williams... and some awesome glasses.
“We’re welcoming one more face to kiss in 2018! Wishing you #MásBesos in the New Year! #babybesos#HappyNewYear," wrote Ferrera as a caption.
Added Williams, along with the same picture:
Making room for new and beautiful things to come in 2018! #happynewyear.
Ferrera and Williams have been together for over 12 years.
They met back when Williams cast Ferrera in his student film while at the University of Southern California.
They then became engaged in June 2010 and got married in 2011.
"We kind of connected from the get-go on that professional level and that was something that really drew us to each other," the actress told People Magazine several years ago.
She added at the time that they possess “a shared passion for what we do and our work.”
We are so very happy for Ferrera and Williams.
Back in October, the star opened up about a very troubling experience from her past, while she has also always been an outspoken voice on important social topics.
It's unclear at the moment just when she is due and whether she will have a boy or a girl.
Either way, we send America our best wishes!
This is so very exciting!
Kylie and Khloe are both pregnant, and even due around the same time.
But while Khloe finally confirmed that she's pregnant, months after the world learned of it, Kylie's staying shy ... and mostly out of sight.
In fact, fans feared the Kylie might have opted out of her family's Christmas party. But she was there. And there are photos to prove it.
Fans have been wanting to know where Kylie Jenner's baby bump is for a while, now.
We could speculate all day about what it is that makes fans so eager to see baby bumps in general.
In Kylie's case, though, it's because she's kept it secret for so long. Sure, Kylie's baby bump's been spotted once or twice, but she's kept it under wraps to the point where some fans worry that they're being pranked.
Others have begun to suspect that Kylie has already given birth -- which I don't think is the case, but it's understandable that people wonder if there's a point to this mystery.
(We know that mystery for mystery's sake got a lot of viewers hooked on Lost, but it's perhaps not the best way to approach a pregnancy)
So, the Kardashians are fabulously wealthy and they're also devout Christians.
Christmas is a big time of year for that family. And of course they have a huge party.
Initially, fans worried that Kylie was M.I.A. She's been reclusive -- to say the least -- for months, now.
But, clearly, she was at her family's party.
And we have the photo booth pictures to prove it. Not to mention an exchange between the pregnant sisters in which Kylie expressly confirms it.
We have to wonder if Kylie and Khloe -- both pregnant -- took matching, side-by-side baby bump photos that they didn't choose to share.
What we don't have to wonder is what Kylie was like at the party.
People's source reports on how Kylie and her baby bump looked:
"Kylie looked great but didn’t really draw any attention to her baby bump. She still acts like she wants to keep her pregnancy private."
Well, that's Kylie's choice, even though the entire world's known since September. But we've heard that Kylie's been having body image issues. So ... that's her choice.
"Everyone had the most amazing time," the source added. "Kris always throws the best parties. It was all gorgeous. There was no drama."
In case anyone wondered if this was just someone covering for Kylie (perhaps at Kris' insistence, as that bit of praise seemed almost over-the-top for an anonymous source) ...
Khloe and Kylie had a conversation about that on Snapchat, complete with goofy Snapchat filters.
"Merry Christmas! People think you weren’t there last night," Khloe said.
"I was," Kylie confirmed.
Khloe then added "She's a secret little bunny," which we already knew. Kylie Jenner's due date is February 4th and she still hasn't confirmed it to the world. So, yeah. Secret.
Ray J has once again made news for engaging in sexual intercourse.
The lesser known participant in that Kim Kardashian sex tape from several years ago, the Love & Hip Hop cast member now has an announcement to make.
It also has to do with sticking his penis inside of a vagina.
But this time the vagina belongs to his wife.
And this time the act has led to the creation of a new life.
That's right, Princess Love is pregnant!!!!!!!
The reality star confirmed this exciting piece of unexpected news via an Instagram post that included a close-up of her baby bump.
It also included the following caption:
It’s such a blessing from God to be able to carry our child.
We kept this ourself until after the first trimester because it’s bad luck to announce too early. But we’re so proud to share this journey with you guys.
Thank you for all of the love and prayers.
Ray J included the same snapshot and same message on his official social media account.
It's unclear just when Princess Love is due, but she must be at least 12 weeks along.
That means she'll likely give birth in late spring or early summer.
Appearing as a guest cohost on The Real on Monday, Ray J also told viewers:
“Love is on my mind. Love is on my heart. Princess and I are expecting."
The quasi artist then stood up and and clapped for himself.
Seriously, Ray J is the greatest.
“I’mma be a dad,” added Brandy's brother and Snoop Dogg's cousin. “I’m nervous, excited. It finally happened. My first one.”
Ray J went on to say he doesn't know the gender of the baby-to-be or the exact night of conception.
But he and his wife had been trying "for awhile."
“It’s not as easy as people think," Ray J said.
"For some people, they just go on tour and get everybody pregnant. But for me, it was love. We took our time, and as we were taking our time, it just took a little while.”
Ray J and Princess Love - who have been through A LOT - got married in August of 2016.
Their fertility problems were chronicled throughout season 4 of Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood, as they further expressed their frustrations during the VH1 reality series’ reunion special in October.
Ray J, of course, banged Kim on video back in 2003 - and he still rakes in money each month off this sex tape!
He's continued to promote it as well, famously releasing the single "I Hit It First" soon after Kim got together with Kanye West.
Like we said, Ray J is the best.
And he has a big penis.
As you've no doubt heard by now, Kylie Jenner is pregnant with her first child.
Kylie has yet to confirm that she's expecting, and a surprisingly large contingent of fans believe that's because she's not actually knocked up.
Why would she engage in such a foolish stunt? What makes Kylie's biggest fans think she's misleading the public? And why the hell won't she just come out and say whether she's pregnant?
Join us as we put on our Sherlock Holmes caps to answer these questions and more:
1. Body of Evidence
2. Deceptive Selfies?
3. Kylie's Closeup
4. Snapchat Slip-Up?
5. Offspring Bonanza
6. But Why Would Kylie Lie?
2017 is a wild ride. The perfidious predators in Hollywood are getting exposed, but we all live in perpetual anxiety that the world will be destroyed because of an impulsive lunatic. That's ... all kind of depressing.
But Kylie Jenner's pregnancy, bizarre and unexpected though it may be, is a welcome distraction.
For us. Apparently, Kylie's finally reached the point where the realities of her condition are starting to freak her out.
Though Kylie and her family are still, for reasons unknown and perhaps beyond the comprehension of us mere mortals, refusing to actually acknowledge it ...
The whole world knows that Kylie is pregnant.
We can only assume that her comical efforts to hide her baby bump are a prelude to some "big reveal" that Kris Jenner dreamed up.
(That woman really knows how to turn any unfortunate situation into a huge source of success; in another life, Kris Jenner might have conquered the world by now)
Of course, some are paranoid that Kylie Jenner is faking her pregnancy. Her motives for that would be unclear. Maybe she's trolling fans or trying to get revenge against the people who report on her life by stringing them along.
That said, people who've spotted Kylie Jenner say that she looks pregnant. As well she ought to -- she's reportedly due in just a few months.
And it looks like that looming due date, and the changes to her body, are finally getting to Kylie.
Remember, she's only 20, and she got pregnant at 19 with a rebound guy she'd been seeing for maybe a month.
There's a lot to freak out about.
A source tells RadarOnline that Kylie Jenner is over her pregnancy's honeymoon phase.
"Honestly, Kylie is just an emotional wreck right now."
Well, that sure isn't mincing any words, is it?
"She does not know what to do or [whom] to trust, and she is just so vulnerable right now."
Is the issue about worrying that a "friend" will snap a photo of her baby bump? that could keep her in isolation.
Or maybe Kylie's having trouble confiding her feelings in people. That could be worse, and much more isolating.
"Her age is really starting to show."
You know, it's funny -- usually, when we talk about someone's age showing, we talk about a teacher talking about how handsome Errol Flynn was we talk about someone not knowing who Ariana Grande is.
In this case, it's not old age that's allegedly showing -- it's Kylie's youth and immaturity.
Sure, people have said "oh, she'll make a great mom" and praised Kylie for being mature or whatever ... but that's just something that people say.
According to that same source, Kylie's feeling scared at the moment.
"She does not know how to be an adult, let alone be a mother."
Remember, Kylie is set to give birth well before she's old enough to legally drink alcohol in the US.
Yeah, alcohol and pregnancy don't mix, but the point is that Kylie is really young for someone who's becoming a mother. And she's basically never had responsibilities in her life aside from appearing on a reality series.
Other women become moms at her age, but most of those other women have had real jobs before and probably have more realistic ideas of what parenting entails.
But RadarOnline's source says that Kylie is feeling isolated.
"She’s feeling so alone!"
Now, all of that sounds believable.
But here's where it starts to sounds like RadarOnline's source is reporting from a parallel universe where everything is all topsy-turvy:
"Kylie is trying to rely on Kris, but Kris has made it clear she simply does not have the time to deal with it."
That ... doesn't sound like the Kris Jenner whom we have all come to know and love (and fear).
Kris Jenner ignoring her youngest daughter doesn't sound plausible. Kris Jenner ignoring her pregnant daughter sounds like someone's fever-dream.
There's no way that Kris Jenner is unwilling to help Kylie through her pregnancy and her transition into motherhood.
But that doesn't preclude Kylie from feeling like Kris doesn't care. Feelings, strange as this may sound, are sometimes less than rational.
Kylie's dealing with more right now than she's ever dealt with before.
She has a huge support network available to her; we just hope that she takes advantage of it.
Announcing you are expecting a baby is fun, exciting and special no matter how you choose to do it.
But these people have chosen to do it in especially unique and hilarious ways...
1. Coming Soon!
2. It's Positive!
3. Expect the Unexpected
4. Sand Art
5. We're Prego!
6. Bun in the Oven
We’re living in a golden age of Kardashian pregnancies, folks.
First we learned that Kylie Jenner was pregnant with her first child.
Shortly thereafter, we got word that Khloe Kardashian was expecting.
And of course, all of this follows on the heels of news that Kim Kardashian is expecting a fourth child via surrogacy.
Obviously, all of this puts Kourtney Kardashian in a very difficult spot.
Her status as the family’s resident baby-making machine is being threatened, and if you thought Kourtney would just sit idly by and let that happen … well, you’re probably right, as it turns out.
If, like us, you spend way too much time online googling each individual member of the Kardashian-Jenner clan and then starting over at the top of the list, you may have heard the rumor that Kourtney Kardashian got pregnant with her fourth child because she wants to, like, bond with her sisters and stuff.
And because this is the internet and we’re living in the year 2017, the story only gets more ridiculous from there.
Kourtney is dating Younes Bendjima these days, but according to one persistent social media report, she’s not pregnant by him.
Oh, no … that would be far too obvious.
No, according to various anonymous “insiders” on Twitter, Kourtney is knocked up by none other than Scott Disick.
You may be saying to yourself, “Hey, isn’t Scott creepily dating Sofia Richie these days while drinking himself to death in Mexico, a la Under the Volcano?”
To which we would reply, “Yes, and we’d like to take a moment to commend you on your knowledge of the works of Malcolm Lowery and/or the films of John Huston?”
Put simply, Kourtney is not actually pregnant with Scott’s baby.
In fact, she’s probably not pregnant at all.
As far as we can tell, this rumor is the result of a scene in last week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, in which Kourt revealed that she would be open to having another child with Scott.
Yes, somehow in 2017, there are people watching reality shows who are completely unaware that the footage there watching was filmed several months ago.
(The snow in the Cleveland scenes should’ve been a dead giveaway.)
Now, in order to cover our tracks, we’ll say that it’s possible that Kourtney is coincidentally pregnant with Scott Disick’s baby.
While we’re at it, that stuff about Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer might be true, too! Who knows?!
This could be a recipe for success ... or disaster.
But you know how Khloe Kardashian is pregnant with Tristan Thompson's baby?
Kris Jenner is looking for ways to profit from that (to no one's surprise),
For the longest time, it seemed like Khloe Kardashian just couldn't get pregnant.
As it turns out, Khloe's uterus wasn't to blame for all of that.
Recently, Khloe strongly suggested that Lamar Odom is sterile when confronted about getting pregnant now despite past storylines making her seem barren.
Tristan Thompson sure isn't firing blanks, though.
Kylie is pregnant and will become a mother at age 20.
Kim is pregnant via surrogate and is set to welcome her third child into the world.
Khloe is pregnant at an appropriate age, but this will be her first.
Like any mother about to see one of her children give birth for the first time and about to get another grandchild, Kris Jenner must have been over the moon.
Specifically, she was excited about all of the fun ways that she could use this good news ... to rake in more dough.
RadarOnline reports that Kris has something very specific in mind in terms of monetizing Khloe's pregnancy.
Specifically, Khloe would get her own miniseries.
"Kris is really pushing for Khloe to do a Keeping Up with the Kardashians spinoff to document her pregnancy."
Unlike Kocktails With Khloe, which reportedly ended because Khloe was losing interest in doing it, this is a series that would have a limited run by its very nature.
Like ... you can't renew a pregnancy.
"She told Khloe that she would even be willing to film it in Cleveland, since that is where she spends most of her time."
That makes us wonder ... is Khloe planning on raising her child in Cleveland?
No shade, but ... we've never spoken to any Ohio natives who were glad to have grown up there.
"Kris thinks that it would be a nice change to shoot in Ohio because it would hit a completely different demo than what KUWTK viewers are used to."
Is that really how demographics work? Like, surely it would be the same people watching.
Plus maybe a few folks in Ohio keeping an eye out for familiar landmarks.
And maybe some sportsball fans who want to see Tristan Thompson, we suppose.
Overall, RadarOnline's source says tht Kris Jenner's excitement is immeasurable.
"Kris is absolutely through the roof fight now."
We can only imagine.
"This is like a dream come true for her because more babies means more grandkids and better ratings for their TV show."
Kris will certainly love her new grandchildren. Like, in the way that a grandmother loves her grandchildren.
And that's not in any way diminished by how excited she must be for the ways that this news can influence her family's businesses.
Because she's definitely going to use these future little bundles of joy to get bundles of dough.
She already cashed in pretty famously on the births of Kourtney, Kim, and even Rob's babies.
(And speaking of Rob Kardashian, we wonder if baby Dream gave two of Rob's siblings baby fever ... but that's a topic for another time)
To be clear, we do not mean any of what we've said about Kris here in a critical manner.
Kris Jenner is amazing and, quite frankly, a role model.
The Momager can use infamy, "bad" publicity, scandals, and outright hatred to her advantage and she's turned her family's existence into a media empire that's spawned multiple wildly successful businesses.
That means that not only is she incredibly wealthy -- even more so than she was before -- but her children are all extremely rich.
(Well, Rob is just ... rich)
Which sets up her grandchildren to all one day be rich themselves, with endless opportunities before them.
Isn't it every grandparent's dream to be able to do something like that for their offspring and grandchildren?
That's a powerful, admirable legacy.
Mere days after news that Kylie Jenner is pregnant practically brought down the Internet... and weeks after it was confirmed that Kim Kardashian is expecting baby number-three via surrogate... we can now announce the following:
KHLOE KARDASHIAN IS ALSO PREGNANT!
No, we are not kidding.
No wonder Kris Jenner is intent on signing up her family as many seasons of reality television as E! will allow.
Just think of how high the nanny bills will be in 2018!
Khloe is expecting her first child with boyfriend Tristan Thompson, a power forward for the Cleveland Cavaliers who has been getting it on with Kardashian for about a year now.
The relationship intensified toward the end of last year, with rumors of a wedding and, yes, a baby, often floating around the famous couple.
The impending baby will be the first for Khloe, while Thompson actually welcomed a son named Prince Oliver with his ex-girlfriend Jordan Craig in December 2016.
It is believed he left Craig for Kardashian.
At 33 years old, Khloe has been open for years about her desire to procreate.
She and ex-husband Lamar Odom allegedly had difficulty trying to conceive during their four-plus years of marriage, with Khloe often mentioning that she might try IVF in order to get pregnant.
We can't say for certain this time around whether or not Khloe needed outside help in order to get pregnant, although she has said in the past that she wants to get pregnant naturally.
We don't know how far along she is in her pregnancy, either.
But we know she's excited!
"This is something Khloe has wanted for years and years and yet it’s more than that: she didn’t want it unless she was in the right relationship for it," an insider tells People Magazine.
"She never let it happen with Lamar, intentionally, and she never considered it with James or French or anyone else she has seen."
"But this is such a wonderful moment for her: not only is she going to be a mother, she is going to be raising a child with a man she truly loves.
"Everyone is over the moon for them both."
Kardashian joked on the season 13 finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians in June that her boyfriend would like to have enough kids to start his own basketball team.
"He wants to have, like, five or six kids with me, and that's lovely," she said of the Cleveland Cavaliers star on the episode.
"We could start at one and then grow from there. But now, knowing I'm not on birth control, it's really scary. It's like a really big step."
According to another insider close to the family, also via People, Kylie and Khloe are due around the same time: early next year.
“They are looking at it like a unifying experience for them as sisters,” says this source close to the famous couple.
“Getting pregnant at the same time was totally unplanned but they are really happy about it.”
We have no idea what to even say about this, but we've always loved Khloe and we're so very happy for her and Thompson.
But THREE kids are about to be added to the Kardashian family?!?
Neither Khloe nor anyone in her family has commented on this very strong rumor/report just yet.
We'll pass along their thoughts when they make them public.
For now, it's YOUR turn to sound off:
Are you happy for Khloe and Tristan?
How is THIS for an appropriate announcement on Labor Day?!?
Kate Middleton is pregnant with her third child!
Chatter over the state of Middleton's womb is incessant overseas and within the United States, of course.
There's been talk over whether or not she was expecting baby number-three pretty much since she gave birth to baby number-two.
But questions over whether or not Middleton was pregnant have grown stronger of late, with this being one of those rare occasions on which the tabloids got it right.
(After, like, 679 times of them getting it wrong.)
Kensington Palace has confirmed that the parents off four-year old Prince George and two-year-old Princess Charlotte have another bun in their beloved oven.
“Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting their third child,” the statement from reads, concluding:
"The Queen and members of both families are delighted with the news."
We don't know for certain just when Kate or William themselves will speak on the news.
During her first two pregnancies, the 35-year old dealt with acute morning sickness, also known as Hyperemesis Gravidarum.
She has this same condition now and therefore canceled an appearance scheduled for Monday morning.
“As with her previous two pregnancies, The Duchess is suffering from Hyperemesis Gravidarum," says The Palace.
"Her Royal Highness will no longer carry out her planned engagement at the Hornsey Road Children’s Centre in London today,” the statement said.
"The Duchess is being cared for at Kensington Palace."
Due to this illness, and how it may effect how often we see Middleton going forward, the Royal Family confirmed this big news early.
It is believed Kate is still in her first trimester.
One half of this cover claim is finally true!
She is due some time in the spring of 2018.
This must be an especially emotional time for Prince William, whose recently gave a number of interviews because his mother, Princess Diana, passed away 20 years ago late last week.
The birth will relegate Prince Harry down to sixth in line to the throne.
If the baby is a boy, he will actually NOT displace big sister Charlotte in the line of succession, due to a measure that passed just after Will and Kate’s 2011 wedding.
Up until this change, a younger son would usurp his older sister’s place when it comes to inheriting the throne.
But all that business is for another day...
... the important thing to announce here is that KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT!
We are so very happy for her and we wish her nothing but the best.
We hope she rests up and we hope the press gives her and her loved ones some room to breathe over the next few months.
Hooray for the famous couple!
UPDATE: Talking to reporters on Monday, Prince Harry (who may soon be expecting his first marriage!) said the news was, “fantastic, great. Very, very happy for them.” Asked about Middleton, he added:
“I haven’t seen her for a while but I think I she’s okay.”
She's more than okay now, we bet!
Antonio Cromartie has played for four NFL teams over the course of decade-long career.
That's a decent number of squads for which the cornerback has suited up.
But it's nothing - and this bears many repetitions: it's NOTHING! - compared to the number of diapers Cromartie has changed over the years.
And he's about to head back to the store for a new contingent of boxes.
On Monday, Cromartie and his wife announced that they’re expecting their sixth child together as a couple.
Which is a lot. And which is definitely a cause for celebration.
But it also doesn't even begin to tell the story of Antonio Cromartie and his sperm... because this upcoming baby will mark the free agent's 14th child overall.
That is not a typo. Antonio Cromartie has 13 kids and now another on the way.
Antonio and his wife, Terricka, welcomed twins last year, despite Cromartie supposedly having undergone a vasectomy in 2011.
They have three girls and two boys at home.
Now, via a very cute Instagram photo and caption, Terricka has confirmed that another baby is due before the year is over.
“In the up and coming CROMARTIE DRAFT of 2017, with the 6th OverAll Pick. Will the Cromartie's Draft a Boy or a Girl,” Terricka captioned a photo of her baby bump with a pink and blue foot painted on it.
“J6 coming soon #6months #25weeks #boyorgirl #3girls2boys #sexunknown #j6.”
We'd say this pair should spend less time coming up with hashtags and more time finding a reliable birth control method, but hey.
Who are we to judge?!?
According to TMZ, Terricka is 25 weeks pregnant.
This means she is due some time in September.
To be clear, Cromartie himself has "only" fathered 13 kids; 8 in previous relationships, two with Terricka, then the the twins and now this next one on the way.
But Terricka came into this marriage with a child of her own and, to Cromartie's credit, sources say he's a very active stepfather.
Hence the number 14. He's responsible in life for a total of 14 children.
Terricka talked to Us Weekly last year about how she felt upon learning she was pregnant, considering she thought this was physically impossible after her husband got his goods snipped.
“Originally, he was like, ‘Oh, s—t! Are you serious? How did this happen?’ It was shocking news for the both of us,” she told the tabloid, adding:
"I didn’t even tell Antonio right away because I didn’t think it was possible. I was going back and forth in my head how it could even happen.
"In my head we were good to go, we were having free sex! I just really thought that his procedure was the best protection you could have at this point."
According to the National Institutes of Health, only 15 to 20 out of 10,000 couples will experience a pregnancy after a vasectomy, making the procedure far more effective than using condoms or birth-control pills.
But it isn't perfect.
The Cromarties found this out for themselves last year.
So we can understand how they accidentally procreated and ended up with their twins.
As for why they went ahead and had unprotected sex again, well aware that the procedure didn't make Cromartie fertile?
Just like a player signing with the New York Jets, as Cromartie has actually done on two occasions, we'll never fully comprehend that decision.
One of the most precious couples in Hollywood is expecting its first-ever precious bundle of joy.
Via an adorable Instagram photo on Thursday evening, Nikki Reed confirmed the news we've been expecting and hoping to hear for awhile now:
She's pregnant with her first child!
The father, of course, is beloved ex-Vampire Diaries star Ian Somerhalder.
In a note she signed from both herself and her handsome husband, Reed announced her pregnancy via the picture above and the caption below:
Hi Little One -
I know you, but only because I feel you. How is it possible to love someone so much already? All I know for sure is it's the strongest feeling I've ever felt.
We've been sharing this body for quite some time, and we've already experienced so much together. We can't wait to meet you...
Love, Your Parents.
So sweet. So profound. So very Reed and Somerhalder.
It's unclear how far along Reed is in her pregnancy, but it looks as though she'll give birth at some point this year at least.
That's quite the (beautiful) baby bump she's sporting in the image featured here!
Somerhalder was unable to hide his own excitement over the child growing inside of his wife's womb.
Sharing the same gorgeous photo on his own Instagram account, the actor penned the following today:
To our friends, family, and rest of the world.
In my 38 years on this earth I've never experienced anything more powerful and beautiful than this.
I can't think of anything more exciting than this next chapter and we wanted you to hear this from us first.
This has been the most special time of our lives and we wanted to keep it between the three of us for as long as possible so we could enjoy this time with each other and our little one who is growing so fast...
Because that's what they do, they grow so fast.
Thank you for your kind energy.
Somerhalder and Reed got married two years ago, almost to the day, as they celebrated their anniversary last week with a pair of very sweet messages back and forth.
"To the most amazing human in the world," Ian wrote at the time, adding:
"Thank you for 2 incredible years of marriage. Thank you for being my best friend, the hardest-working, kindest, most patient and most talented woman I've ever known.
"To you my love, I say that I know we will have so many of these we can't even count them. Partly because I'll be so old... I love you."
And then Reed chimed in as follows:
"My guy, my man, my honey, my partner in this life, my better half in every way. At exactly this time two years ago today we walked hand in hand into the next chapter, our chapter, together.
"Every day gets better, every moment calling for even more.
"Navigating the waters of life with you is the greatest and most rewarding adventure I've ever known. We climb, we grow, and we laugh at all of it. Thank you for being exactly who you are, and for loving all of me.
"Thank you for your willingness to go even deeper. Until you, I had no idea what could be. Until you...Happy Anniversary."
Prior to this announcement, Somerhalder had been very open about wanting to start a family with his soulmate.
"It’s a pretty crazy time and place to bring a child into this turbulent, insane world .... but I really can’t wait to do it," Somerhalder said about the possibility of kids awhile back.
With The Vampire Diaries coming to an end in March, Ian finally had time in his schedule to get to some serious lovemaking with Reed.
And this is the result!
We could not be happier for Somerhalder and Reed.
Please join us in sending the couple your very best wishes!
Kailyn Lowry has put an end to the rumor and confessed to the reality:
She is pregnant with her third child.
Chatter over the state of Lowry's womb has run rampant on the Internet for several days now, dating back to last week when Kailyn Tweeted the following cryptic message:
“Remember that life’s greatest lessons are usually learned at the worst times and from the worst mistakes."
That could be almost anything, of course.
But when it comes to someone who is famous for being a Teen Mom, many followers took it to mean that Kailyn went and got herself knocked up again.
A few days later, Lowry really got the rumor mill churning (on purpose or by accident, we may never know), when she Tweeted once more.
"I may not have always made the best choices but I will say today I'm happy & my heart is so full," she wrote at the time.
So that brings us to Thursday night and an entry on Kailyn's official blog, one that serves as both a confirmation and also an emotional plea.
"I am pregnant," Kailyn writes, going on to take issue with those close to her who leaked this news before the reality star was prepared to announce it:
"I’m sad that I should have known that people in my life would sell me out before I was ready. Like any normal person, I want it to be a happy time.
"I wanted this to be a private time so I could be excited while not getting chased by paparazzi and bothered with crazy headlines."
Kailyn, of course, is in the middle of a VERY ugly battle with ex-husband Javi Marroquin.
Last we heard from him, Marroquin was saying he was "absolutely" done with Kailyn, telling Us Weekly that he gets "disgusted" when he looks at her.
Lowry is the mother to seven-year-old son Isaac Elliot Rivera (with ex, Jo) and three-year-old son Lincoln Marshall Marroquin (with Javi).
This makes it impossible not to wonder:
WHO IS HER LATEST BABY DADDY?!?
Is it possible that she and Javi had a bit of makeup sex at some point in the past few weeks, despite their public Twitter war?
Is it possible Kailyn has a new boyfriend, unbeknownst to the celebrity gossip community?
Is is possible the baby daddy is the man with whom she allegedly cheated on Javi?
Is it possible she simply messed up, slept with a mostly random dude and got herself pregnant again?
All these options seem possible when it comes to Lowry, but she insists it is not the fourth one listed.
"Please know this was a choice I made, I already know some won’t agree but I’ve been showered with support by the ones I love since I found out," Kailyn wrote as part of her pregnancy reveal.
"Why did I wait? I’ve had a lot of health complications leading up to this pregnancy and I was not ready to release such private information on my own just yet being that I am so high risk with this pregnancy.
"I didn’t want to announce just to have another miscarriage and suffer through another grief."
That's certainly fair.
Lowry is also well aware that her actions do not back up her words.
Those who watch Teen Mom 2 online have heard Lowry say she was finished having children.
What's up with that, Kailyn?!?
"I was filmed on the show saying I didn’t want any more kids, but I’m pregnant again," she has blogged.
"I know so many will have comments on this but here’s the thing - I didn’t want to bring another child into a failing marriage. Shortly after I started having complications, the option of having more kids was almost taken away from me.
"When I started thinking long and hard, I knew I wanted more. This was the choice I made."
Lowry recently finalized her divorce from Marroquin following four years of marriage.
She suffered a miscarriage in 2015, the aftermath of which was chronicled on her MTV series.
"I like to think that everything kind of happened for a reason," she previously told People Magazine.
"I'm not really sure what the reason was yet for that, but I'm just constantly reminding myself that there was a reason why this happened."
In her confession-filled blog entry, Kailyn says Jo is aware of her third pregnancy, while she and Javi never got to talk about it.
She is about halfway through her second trimester and will wait until the baby is born this summer to learn its gender.
"This is the baby I thought I wasn’t sure if I could have," Kailyn concludes.
"I know this isn’t an ideal situation but I know everything will be okay. And like I say in my book - with a little bit of hustle and heart, I can and I will survive anything. Having another child is something I am so happy about and I just can’t wait.
"My boys are so excited, those who love me are so excited, and I hope that everyone can just be happy for me during this time."
Lowry ended her website update with the above sonogram photo.
No matter what you think of her recent words, actions or social media actions, Lowry is about to bring another life into the world.
Let's all wish her and the baby our best wishes for health and happiness.
Derek Jeter may be retired from professional baseball.
But that doesn't mean the former New York Yankees legend is done hitting home runs.
Because he's definitely gone all the way at least once with wife Hannah Davis.
In a post on The Players Tribune this morning, the supermodel confirmed that she's pregnant with the couple's first child.
Writing about "The Derek I Know,” Davis reflects on the progression of the couple's relationship to begin her message, saying she actually thought Jeter was a pitcher the first time they met.
(He was actually a shortstop; a future Hall of Fame shortstop, we should say.)
"I think people assume that - because I was a relatively well-known model - dating a famous baseball player wouldn’t have been an adjustment for me," Davis writes, adding:
"But trust me, not all levels of fame are created equal. When Derek Jeter walks into a room … the whole room takes notice.
"Paparazzi followed us at times. People interrupted us during meals. The only way to maintain some sort of privacy - to be together, just the two of us - was to stay in.
"It’s funny: You don’t see many photos from the early part of our relationship … and that’s why. We rarely went anywhere."
Now, Davis basically says, you may not seem them out and about very often, either. But for a very different reason.
Now, pregnant with our first child, Derek and I are looking to the future," writes the model.
She even included a photo of the five-time World Series champion with pink balloons, breaking the news of the baby's gender.
Adds Davis of her husband and the tandem's impending child:
"He already has a name in mind - he’s set on it. (We’ll see.)... Whatever her name is, I know she’ll run circles around him."
Jeter and Davis got married in the summer of 2016, following approximately one year of dating.
This followed a romantic resume of Jeter's that is unparalleled in the annals of Hollywood, as he didn't merely get with Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Minka Kelly and other beauties over the years...
... he managed to never once get in trouble with any of them.
You'd have a better chance of finding articles about how Derek Jeter is not a winner than you would of finding any disparaging quotes about Derek Jeter by a past lover.
“We want our kids’ lives to be as ‘normal’ as possible," wrote Davis.
"They’re going to be born into such an extraordinary situation. They’re going to have to be some strong little people. We don’t want them to be defined by their dad’s name - for them, we want him to just be ‘Dad.’
"That will be the piece of him they’ll have that the rest of the world doesn’t. It will be special, and it will be theirs."
Over the past few weeks, of course, other big names - such as Beyonce and George Clooney - have also confirmed that they're expecting a baby in 2017.
We wish all these stars the best!
Well, it looks like twins are the hot new celebrity trend for 2017!
Just days after the world learned that Beyonce is pregnant with not one but two future music icons, People magazine is confirming that George and Amal Clooney are expecting a couple special deliveries of their own.
The magazine is reporting today that "multiple sources" have confirmed Amal is expecting twins.
The Clooneys have yet to comment themselves, but People isn't Star magazine, and they wouldn't put something like this out there without sufficient confirmation.
Apparently, insiders revealed that George and Amal have both shared the news with their families and are preparing a public announcement for sometime in the days to come.
“They’re all very happy," says one source.
George and Amal married in 2014 after what we believe was just over a year of dating.
(They're notoriously private about their relationship.)
The couple's engagement came as a shock to fans, due to George's reputation as the archetypal Hollywood bachelor.
(In fact, he's been married once before, so that image was never entirely accurate.)
Despite the fact that she's remained committed to her challenging and time-consuming career as a human rights attorney, rumors that Amal was pregnant began circulating pretty much from the time the Clooneys got hitched.
Now, it looks as though both George and Amal will be getting a crash course in parenting.
George has addressed the possibility of fatherhood in the past but always seemed to remain guarded on the topic:
“All I know is that it sort of changed everything in terms of what I thought my future – my future personal future – was going to be,” he told People shortly after his wedding.
“I’ve always been an optimist about the world. I wasn’t always completely optimistic about how it was going to work out personally for me. But now I am.”
Speaking more specifically about the idea of fatherhood after receiving the magazine's Sexiest Man Alive title for the second time, Clooney said:
“I think it’s the most responsible thing you can do, to have kids. It’s not something to be taken lightly."
“I don’t have that gene that people have to replicate. But everything in my life has changed over time.”
Congrats to the happy couple.
We're sure they'll excel at parenting the same way they've excelled at ... well, just about everything else in life.
The New Girl is ready to have a new girl.
Or a new boy!
That's right, folks, Zooey Deschanel is pregnant!
This piece of exciting news was broken by Too Fab, who confirms that the hilarious sitcom star will welcome her second child with husband Jacob Pechenik some time this year.
The 37-year old actress Pechenik are already parents of 18-month-old daughter Elsie Otter.
They surprised fans in August of 2015 when not only announced the birth of this child, but also that they were married.
It turns out they exchanged vows in June of that year, without making a very big deal of it.
The actress' rep released a statement a few weeks later that revealed Pechenik's new status in Deschanel's life.
"I am thrilled to confirm that Zooey Deschanel and her husband, Jacob Pechenik, are new parents to a beautiful healthy baby girl," said the rep at the time.
But while Deschanel is typically pretty quiet about her personal life, she couldn't help but gush over little Elsie during a recent appearance on Ellen.
"She is really special. She's saying some words. She says a lot of words but she's really obsessed with hats right now," the star told Ellen DeGeneres, explaining:
"My mom wears hats a lot and we had dinner with her and as soon as my mom came out, my daughter said, ‘hat! hat!'"
Deschanel later told E! News's Kristin Dos Santos that she hopes she is serving as a positive role model to her littie girl.
"When you're holding your baby, you're like, 'I don't wanna go to work - this is like the best thing ever,'" she said. "But it's nice, I think, having a little girl, she knows her mommy works and I think that's a good thing."
As those who watch New Girl online know, Megan Fox joined the show while Zooey was on maternity leave the first time around.
Her character's absence was explained by sticking her in jury sequestration.
It's unclear at this point whether New Girl will return in 2017-2018, so there's no need yet for writers to come up with another way to write Jess off for any extended period of time.
But that's a matter for another time.
For now, allow us to simply send our best wishes to Deschanel and Pechenik, whose couple name, we assume, is "Peschanel."
We also send our best wishes to the following stars, all of whom are expecting kids in 2017: