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Mel B Sex Tape: Actually On the Way?

As you may have heard, former Spice Girls singer Mel B is in the midst of a nasty divorce from Stephen Belafonte.

In addition to Mel's claims that Belafonte abused her throughout their marriage (he denies the claims) there's another nasty matter that shows no sign of being resolved any time soon.

Mel B and Stephen Belafonte

It seems that Mel and her husband recorded a sex tape during their time together, and she's understandably concerned that he'll release it publicly in an effort to cash in and exact revenge.

TMZ is reporting today that Mel spent much of the past week attempting to gain access to a storage unit belonging to her former nanny, Lorraine Gilles, which she believes contains the only copy of the racy footage.

Mel maintains that Gilles and Belafonte had an affair, and even goes so far as to insist that Belafonte got Gillis pregnant.

She now believes that Gilles and Belafonte plan to extort her using the sex tape and other private information from her marriage.

Stephen Belafonte and Mel B

At first, Mel was denied access to the unit, basically being told that Gilles is current on her rent, and this ain't an episode of Storage Wars, so Mel has no right to go through her former employee's property.

Yesterday afternoon, however, Mel and her lawyers apparently got the go-ahead from a judge, after somehow proving that Gilles was holding information that could be used for blackmail.

Unfortunately, witnesses say Mel and her legal team left the Public Storage facility empty-handed.

The sex tape wasn't there, possibly because Gilles had so much lead-time to move it elsewhere.

Mel B and Stephen Belafonte at a Party

So for now, at least, the footage is still out there somewhere.

We can't imagine Belafonte will be able to sell it, as that deal would certainly come with a lot of legal headaches for the buyer.

But he can threaten to release it for free until Mel gives him what he wants, which appears to be a more favorable divorce settlement.

Yes, it seems as though Mel and Stephen are making a real bid for the title of Ugliest Celebrity Breakup of 2017.

They have some stiff competition, but these crazy kids might just pull it off! 

Ray J Promotes Kim Kardashian Sex Tape: Go Pleasure Yourself To It!

Give Ray J credit: The guy is under no illusions.

He’s well aware of why he’s famous.

Does he rap? Sometimes. Does he appear on random reality shows? Absolutely.

But why is he remotely relevant? Why does he qualify for D-List status?

Because he once put his penis inside of Kim Kardashian while a video camera rolled and that footage was then released to a salivating public.

Just go ahead and ask Ray J yourself. He gleefully admit this is basically why he’s stuck around in the pop culture universe for so long.

Heck, he just made this admission on Tuesday, during an episode of Celebrity Big Brother UK.

“You might know me for a lot of things – music, reality TV, oh, and you might also know me for my dick,” Ray J hilariously told the camera.

Yes, the dick he inserted into Kim’s vagina back when the two dated in 2003.

The Kim Kardashian sex tape (titled Kim Kardashian Superstar) did not come out until 2007, shortly prior to the premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

What crazy timing, huh?!?

It’s almost as though Kim and Kris Jenner planned it that way.

To this day, people still purchase the tape, with recent reports claiming Ray J banked thousands of dollars per month in royalties from it.

“People wanna know about the sex tape with me and Kim Kardashian,” he added on Big Brother this week, taking advantage of the opportunity to promote it some more:

“Order it, put some money in my pocket … Y’all still j-rking off to the sex tape? Enjoy!”

HA!

Who out there does not adore Ray J?

Moments after making these comments, Ray J entered the Celebrity Big Bother house for the first time… to his 2013 track “I Hit It First.”

That single, of course, served as a taunt to Kanye West back when it went viral, as Ray J made it clear to the world that… well… he hit it first.

(The “it” in this case is… nevermind. You can figure it out for yourself.)

Of course, not everyone was as entertained by Ray J’s references and antics as we clearly are.

Semi-famous close Kim friend Jonathan Cheban jumped on Twitter and called Ray J a “loser” shortly after this episode aired:

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We somehow doubt this insult affected Ray J very much.

Not when he continues to literally laugh all the way to the bank on a monthly basis simply because he porked Kardashian in front of a camera.

Kim continues to bring up the sex tape, even while alleging that she played no role in its release and claiming she is sick of people talking about it.

In March of 2016, the reality star opened up in a blog post about how the stigma from her sex tape has followed her for more than a decade.

“It always seems to come back around to my sex tape,” Kim wrote back then, adding:

“Yes, a sex tape that was made 13 years ago. 13 YEARS AGO. Literally that lonnng ago. And people still want to talk about it?!?!

“I lived through the embarrassment and fear, and decided to say who cares, do better, move on. I shouldn’t have to constantly be on the defense, listing off my accomplishments just to prove that I am more than something that happened 13 years ago. …

“Let’s move on, already. I have.”

Yes, Kardashian has moved on to such an extent that she still feels a need to remind people about the sex tape.

Talk about someone who is laughing all the way to the bank!

11 Shocking Sex Tape Stars: It’s Not Just Kim!

Did you know that a Kim Kardashian sex tape exists?

Oh, you do? Because it nearly broke the Internet when it came out and because Kim continues to talk about it?

What about a Hulk Hogan sex tape?

Oh, you do? Because the wrestler won $115 million from Gawker as a result of that website publishing snippets from it?

Okay, fine. What about the following celebrities? Were you aware of their amateur porn past?

1. John Stamos

John stamos at the emmys
Stamos told Howard Stern on the radio that multiple partners have asked him to film their naked escapades. "For the few times I’ve done [sex tapes], I have the video and I have it on a hard drive in my safe," he said.

2. Tori Spelling

Tori spelling and dean mcdermott on a red carpet
In the memoir "Spelling It Like It Is," the actress wrote of her husband: Dean said, 'We should tape ourselves having sex.' He had a little portable tripod, and he set up his video camera on it. Afterward, I checked my angles and they were good, so I allowed him to keep it."

3. Brody Jenner

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“I literally filmed [a sex tape] when I was like 17-years-old," Jenner once told Us Weekly. "I was a child and I got rid of it afterwards. I think a lot of kids that age have probably done the same. But I never had any intention of putting it out there."

4. James Franco

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"When I was young... I just got a video camera and my girlfriend and I decided to film ourselves and watched it back and said, 'Yeah, well, let's never watch that again,'" Franco once told E! News.

5. Courtney Stodden

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"[The sex tape is] just me," she is on record as saying. "I don't want to put any images in people's mind; I'm gonna leave it up to you guys to think what you want." Hmmm... okay fine. This one isn't all that surprising, is it?

6. The Jenners

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At the dinner table on an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris told her kids that she and Bruce "made a sex tape!" She also once said they joined the Mile High Club.
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Von Miller Has Sex on Camera, Should Lose Super Bowl Retroactively

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Von Miller filmed a sex tape with a model named Elizabeth Ruiz. The shame. Miller wants the tape blocked. Ruiz wants a ton of money. You know the drill on celebrity sex tapes by now.

As a Carolina Panthers fan who still isn’t over the Super Bowl, I demand that Von Miller be stripped of his Super Bowl MVP and the game be replayed with Miller not being allowed to participate. I think that’s fair and proper punishment.

Anyway, here’s Elizabeth Ruiz twerking sans Von.

9 Surprising Sex Tape Stars: It’s Not Just Kim!

Did you know that a Kim Kardashian sex tape exists?

Oh, you do? Because it nearly broke the Internet when it came out and because Kim continues to talk about it?

What about a Hulk Hogan sex tape?

Oh, you do? Because the wrestler won $115 million from Gawker as a result of that website publishing snippets from it?

Okay, fine. What about the following celebrities? Were you aware of their amateur porn past?

1. John Stamos

John stamos at the emmys
Stamos told Howard Stern on the radio that multiple partners have asked him to film their naked escapades. "For the few times I’ve done [sex tapes], I have the video and I have it on a hard drive in my safe," he said.

2. Tori Spelling

Tori spelling and dean mcdermott on a red carpet
In the memoir "Spelling It Like It Is," the actress wrote of her husband: Dean said, 'We should tape ourselves having sex.' He had a little portable tripod, and he set up his video camera on it. Afterward, I checked my angles and they were good, so I allowed him to keep it."

3. Brody Jenner

Brody jenner red carpet picture
“I literally filmed [a sex tape] when I was like 17-years-old," Jenner once told Us Weekly. "I was a child and I got rid of it afterwards. I think a lot of kids that age have probably done the same. But I never had any intention of putting it out there."

4. James Franco

James franco venice film festival photo
"When I was young... I just got a video camera and my girlfriend and I decided to film ourselves and watched it back and said, 'Yeah, well, let's never watch that again,'" Franco once told E! News.

5. Courtney Stodden

Courtney stodden world premiere of unity
"[The sex tape is] just me," she is on record as saying. "I don't want to put any images in people's mind; I'm gonna leave it up to you guys to think what you want." Hmmm... okay fine. This one isn't all that surprising, is it?

6. The Jenners

Kris and bruce jenner
At the dinner table on an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris told her kids that she and Bruce "made a sex tape!" She also once said they joined the Mile High Club.
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Hulk Hogan Awarded $115 MILLION in Sex Tape Lawsuit

Hey, Erin Andrews: Hulk Hogan will see your $55 million and raise you a cool $60 million more.

Hulkamania!

Just a few days after the sports reporter was awarded that massive sum because a pervert filmed her walking around naked through a peephole in her hotel room... the professional wrestling icon received an even larger amount for a different kind of nude act.

A Florida jury decreed on Friday afternoon that Hogan is owed $115 million - yes, that’s $115 MILLION - for having his privacy violated by the company Gawker.

Back in 2010, the website published clips from a 2007 sex tape that featured the former WWE champion.

They did so without his permission and Hogan has said the tape was also filmed without his knowledge.

According to Variety, the jury found that Hogan had suffered "severe emotional distress" in the last three years since the sex tape went viral.

It featured Hogan having intercourse with the then-wife of his then-best friend, a DJ named Bubba the Love Sponge.

Gawker’s attorneys unsuccessfully argued the tape was newsworthy because Hogan openly discussed his sex during various media interviews.

Hogan had sued for $100 million, but his peers in court decided that he was owed $55 million for economic injuries and $60 million for emotional distress.

In a statement issued Friday, Gawker Media indicated it is already contemplating an appeal.

23 Celebrities Who Are Also Amateur Porn Stars

If these 23 celebrities ever need a side job, well, there's one career we know they have each dabbled in - with mixed, lewd results.

See our favorite famous amateur porn stars, for better or worse, right now ... and don't download their videos from shady sources.

Seriously, if Ashley Madison has taught us anything, it's that you will get busted if you sign up for an account somewhere. FWIW.

1. Kendra Wilkinson

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Before Hugh Hefner and before Hank Baskett, Kendra Wilkinson got freaky on video with an old boyfriend. And she's got a real talent for rodeo.

2. Kim Kardashian

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Need we say more? Ray J hit it first and made her a star.

3. Paris Hilton

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Paris Hilton was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was Kim Kardashian. In other words, she got famous from a guy doing her on camera. She and Kim were also friends once!

4. Farrah Abraham

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Okay, there's nothing amateur about getting paid by a porn company to shoot an X-rated video called Backdoor Teen Mom. But she's far from a pro when it comes to everything else.

5. Pamela Anderson

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Pamela Anderson's sex tape was one of the first, and most infamous. And hardest core.

6. Octomom

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Octomom: Home Alone was the self-pleasure hit of 2012. It may be more pleasurable to hit yourself in the head with a 2x4, but so be it.
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Kylie Jenner Sex Tape Offers: Can Tyga Last 22 Minutes!?

She's only been 18 for a week, but Kylie Jenner is already being inundated with offers to make a sex tape slash pornographic film with Tyga.

Seven-figure offers, no less ... and the competition is fierce.

Kylie Jenner with the Blue Hair

Million-dollar sex tape offers are for amateurs at this point.

Thanks to her insane popularity, fueled in large part by her deluge of racy photos on Instagram, Kylie has received a $10 MILLION offer from Vivid!

CEO Steve Hirsch has made the company millions off of her sister's romp with Ray J, and with Kylie morphing into her a little more each day, well ...

"Kim's sex tape helped launch her career and would be nothing but positive for you," he writes, referring to the infamous Kim Kardashian sex tape.

The theoretical Kylie video would feature Tyga, her rapper boyfriend, and we're guessing they would have to do a lot more than hold hands on vacation.

Vivid has some serious competition for her services, too.

BangYouLater's offer includes $1.8 million cash up front and the promise that it "will make you even more famous than either Kim K or Paris Hilton."  

She's already surpassed Paris Hilton, whoever that is (kidding yet sort of not) ... and it fails to be seen if she needs a sex tape to be the new Kim.

Still, we appreciate what they're trying to convey here.

One major caveat for BangYouLater is that Tyga had better come through on his end. They write: "Your scene must be at least 22 minutes in length."

Based on Tyga's birthday pic of Kylie? Could be tough.

Digital Playground, for its part, wants young Kylie to not only star in her very own X-rated production, but become the face of their entire brand!

The company writes, "Now that you are of legal age, we would like to offer you the opportunity to be Digital Playground's Brand Ambassador!" 

"We know you'll be great at this and with your banging body to match, maybe you'll be interested in becoming an adult star yourself!"

They urge her to consider this as a rare business opportunity and to "join DigitalPlayground and be welcomed into a new, hornier family."

How do you say no to that ...

Nikko London: Mimi Faust Sex Tape is Crushing My Image!

Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta’s Nikko London (a.k.a. Nikko Smith) is finally opening up about the infamous Mimi Faust sex tape he starred in.

No offense, Kim Kardashian, but that really broke the Internet. Or at least Vivid's website after the VH1 stars' shower rod romp went live.

For months, Love & Hop Hop Atlanta star Mimi told friends and fans that the tape with Nikko was stolen from the airport. Seriously.

This alleged theft forced them to sell the tape for profit, or so she claimed for a year before finally admitting they sexed it and shopped it.

While Mimi has said Nikko is an "opportunist," he says it takes one to know one. "She needed me just like I needed her,” he tells Us.

Nikko claims that Mimi was still “torn up” about her ex-boyfriend Stevie J and “losing to the other woman” (Joseline Hernandez).

He and Mimi were gunning for a spot on the show’s next season, so “we talked about how we can both stay relevant,” he admits.

Nikko says that he volunteered to take the blame for the Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta sex tape going public since Mimi has a daughter.

However, he feels that it’s unfair for Mimi to “keep crushing [his] image” since he says Mimi had an equal part in their decision.

Though the two aren’t on the best of terms, Nikko promises that he won’t release more footage because she's a "great woman.”

“I have to thank her for ... bringing me on the show,” he says. “But other than that, there’s nothing else she really helped me with."

Guess we know who replaced Nikko's shower rod then.

Nikko london mimi faust sex tape is crushing my image

Hulk Hogan: FIRED By WWE Following Racist Comments!

For years, Hulk Hogan has been asking, "What'cha gonna do, brother?"

Now, it seems the answer to that question might be, "Start apologizing like crazy and file for unemployment."

Terry Bollea

Wrestling fans awoke this morning to find that all traces of the Hulkster had been scrubbed from the WWE website. 

The reason? Well, there are conflicting reports. It was initially rumored that Hogan was fired from the league that made him famous.

Now the WWE is saying Hogan resigned late last night. (If that is the case, it's basically a technicality, as Hogan likely would've been fired today.)

Regardless of whose decision it was to end the decades-long business relationship, all sources seem to agree that Hogan's time with WWE has ended because he was filmed making horrendously racist comments.

You may remember that a Hulk Hogan sex tape hit the web back in 2012. Due to a lawsuit regarding the tape's release, a full transcript was recently issued to all concerned parties.

Sources say in one portion of the tape, Hogan discusses his daughter Brooke's music career and her relationship with an African-American record producer:

“I don’t know if Brooke was f*cking the black guy’s son,” Hogan allegedly says. “I mean, I don’t have double standards."

"I mean, I am a racist, to a point, f*cking n*ggers. But then when it comes to nice people and sh*t, and whatever."

“I mean, I’d rather if she was going to f*ck some n*gger, I’d rather have her marry an 8-foot-tall n*gger worth a hundred million dollars! Like a basketball player!

Hogan has come under fire in the past for his casual use of the N-word.

In 2012, the wrestling legend used the slur repeatedly during an interview with radio personality DJ Whoo Kid.

Hogan has not yet spoken publicly about the allegations or his resignation from the WWE. Story developing.

Jenelle Evans: Sex Tape Offer "Flattering" … But Against My Morals!

Jenelle Evans is speaking out about the sex tape offer she received, saying she is so flattered but not interested ... for reasons that may shock you.

Well, you wouldn't be taken aback if we were talking about a normal person, but from the Teen Mom 2 Tornado, her moral stance is surprising.

Red, White and Jenelle

“They contacted my lawyer to offer $1.5 million,” the star said, confirming that Vivid indeed tried to commission a Jenelle Evans sex tape.

“I told my lawyer to respond for me and say, ‘No thank you, not interested but flattered,'" Evans added, and for her, the reason was simple:

"My future and reputation is more important than a quick buck. And it’s against my morals as a person. That’s just so disrespectful to yourself.”

Wow. Jenelle, taking the long view? Miracles do happen.

The oft-troubled Carolina Hurricane says she’s focused on graduation and then regaining custody of son Jace from her mother, Barbara.

“We’re trying to work together, me and my mom, to try to come up with a solution,” Jenelle said. “We’ve been on good terms lately."

"She sees that I’m trying to get myself prepared for my future. And that’s the most important thing to me, and I think she appreciates that.”

“I’m so busy with school and my externship,” the medical clinical student, who just got back together with Nathan Griffith, again, goes on.

“I’m trying to tell my mom, my lawyer, and everyone, I’m like, ‘Look, I know Jace is important [but] my graduation is coming up in July.’"

"So I mean, that is just, it’s the No. 1 priority right now.”

Who is this person and what has she done with Jenelle?

Seriously, these quotes are way too mature and reasoned for us to process. We're not quite sure what to do with straight-arrow Jenelle.

That's a good thing, of course, even if it means fewer sensational headlines ... well, maybe. She still did get arrested earlier this spring.

And for you hornballs who really want to see some Teen Mom fornication, we've heard there is a Mackenzie McKee sex tape out there.

Oh, and Backdoor queen Farrah Abraham obviously.

Jenelle Evans Sex Tape: Coming Soon?!

Jenelle Evans has made a lot of questionable decisions in her day, but will a sex tape soon be among them, and rank among the most notorious?

Jenelle Evans, Fake Boobs

Apparently, there has been outreach from companies wanting to see Jenelle Evans nude and pay big money for it. So what does she say to that?

The embattled Teen Mom 2 starlet said on social media that she was offered a porno deal just “last week” but ultimately “told them no thank u.”

Disappointed? Surprised? Relieved? A little of all of the above?

In any case, it appears Jenelle's concern for how her sons Jace and Kaiser would be impacted by this was enough to make her turn down the offer.

That may be the single most mature moment of her life.

Better late than never. Jenelle was arrested for domestic violence after a fight with former fiance Nathan Griffith, the father of her second child.

Nathan had been arrested on the very same charge just one month before this, although both Evans and Griffith got the charges dropped.

So all is calm(er) in Evans' life, at least ... but for how long?!

Jenelle didn’t share who made the adult film offer, but it was presumably Vivid, the company behind Farrah Abraham‘s Backdoor Teen Mom.

That best-seller took Farrah's career to new heights. Depths?

Fellow cast member Amber Portwood said Vivid offered her $800,000 to film her own porn flick at one point, but she too turned them down.

It would not be surprising or unprecedented, in other words.

Many are speculating Jenelle never was truly offered a porn deal, however, and was just trying to make Nathan jealous. That is what they do.

He’s moved on to someone new after stringing Jenelle along following their breakup (and leading to one of their combative altercations).

Evans is on Tinder, meanwhile, trolling for dudes on there.

Jenelle is also currently writing a tell-all book about her life, as well, which promises to be an interesting and probably salacious read.

Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Numbers: Bigger Than Farrah Abraham?!

Courtney Stodden's charity or charities of choice are about to receive a windfall if she's serious about donating all the profits from her sex tape.

The 20-year-old's solo self-pleasure-a-thon is already demolishing records online according to Vivid Entertainment, which just released the video.

How many strokes ... er, streams are we talking?

Vivid CEO Steve Hirsch says 10,000 new customers signed up on the entertainment company's website to watch Courtney go to town.

If 10,000 doesn't sound like a lot, try this on for size: They paid $39.95 per person to do so. And that's not even counting existing members.

Add on 20,000 returning celebrity porn star fans and the Courtney Stodden sex tape grossed Vivid a staggering $1.2 million in just 24 hours.

Not even two days in and Stodden's already the most successful self-pleasure video star in the history of the iconic brand ... sorry Octomom.

Moreover, she's on pace to break records for earnings overall; Farrah Abraham will have a tough time beating off her challenge at this rate.

Remember, that's only purchases. The company likely made some cash on ads, too, from the two million people who viewed the free trailer.

Yes, you can see a five-minute preview on Vivid (dot) com if you want a sneak peek of the full version, which shows Courtney in all her glory.

Her naked, bathtub glory ... fellating an ice cream cone like there's no tomorrow and then doing some things we can't even type out right here.

Come to think of it, the trailer should be enough for most to get the job done ... no wonder only 0.5% of viewers needed the full-length edition.

Courtney Stodden Sex Tape: Released! Nearly Jacked By Hackers!

The Courtney Stodden sex tape almost came prematurely ... to the Internet. Hackers immediately tried to pilfer the self-pleasure-fest from Vivid.

Fortunately (or unfortunately, to some) their cyber attack failed harder than Doug Hutchison gets after he ... sorry. We'll show ourselves out.

If you've been living under a rock, or just don't scour the Internet for celebrity solo masturbation tapes, there is a Courtney Stodden sex tape.

It was released yesterday on Vivid (dot) com after the busty babe apparently acquiesced and agreed to release the "leaked" XXX footage.

Perhaps it was the $1 million offer she received (she says she's donating profits to charity) or the fact that it extends her 15 minutes of fame.

Maybe both. Either way, she still claims it was stolen but has backed off her initial, strongly-worded threats to block its release in Court.

Anyway, back to the lecture at hand. Yesterday, just as Stodden began streaming, screaming and stroking on Vivid, disaster nearly struck.

The company's IT department noticed someone was trying to steal the code to the tape, presumably to torrent the s--t for free elsewhere.

Wisely, at the direction of CEO Steve Hirsch, Vivid shut down its servers for more than an hour as they scrambled to thwart the invasion.

They got it done, scoring a major victory for the company and delivering a crushing blow to those looking to view free porn on the Internet.

Seriously, if only you could do that anywhere else online.

Courtney Stodden to Donate Sex Tape Profits to Charity

When it comes to the Courtney Stodden sex tape, its subject has an old excuse for its existence.

But a brand new plan for its profits.

In the least surprising development since Game of Thrones showed some boobs, Stodden has admitted that her own boobs are on full display in a new amateur adult movie.

Courtney Stodden Clothed!

However, Stodden naturally also claims that the tape was stolen out of her possession.

The giant-breasted Z-Lister tells TMZ that one of her (ex?) best friends swiped the item and made several copies, making "it clear that he will stop at nothing to double-cross me."

So Stodden says she's now releasing the video because "I've been painted into a corner."

Of course, Vivid Entertainment (which has its hands on the tape, naturally, and which says it features Stodden alone, pleasuring herself) cannot put the video on sale without Stodden's permission.

Stodden is now giving the porn giant her go-ahead, but claiming she will not put a penny of the $1 million into her own bank account.

Though she hasn't decided which charities yet, Stodden says 100% of the proceeds will go toward animal rights groups and "children with cancer."

Talk about a touching oneself gesture, huh?

Courtney Stodden: Sex Tape Was Stolen, Will NOT Hit the Market!

In a dramatic, totally unforeseen turn of events, the Courtney Stodden sex tape will not be released by Vivid after all ... decrees Courtney.

News of a Courtney Stodden sex tape - one potentially so epic that it spawned a $1 million offer from Vivid CEO Steve Hirsch - broke in April.

Hirsch, a man who knows his sexual products, felt this thing was so legit, it could start a self-pleasuring wave of XXX celeb solo efforts.

It seemed logical. But there's been a major change of plans.

Stodden herself is now ADAMANT that her solo sex tape not be released online that she fired off a cease and desist letter to Vivid.

According to her legal team, the tape was leaked without her permission, and as such, Hirsch needs to drop it like it's hot and STFU.

Uhh. Safe to say we did not see this one coming at all.

Perhaps it's an unwritten rule, a Farrah Abraham Corollary if you will, that one cannot pimp a sex tape without first pretending it was “leaked.”

Perhaps Court and Doug Hutchison had a genuine change of heart about spreading these legs/riches and are using this dubious claim to bail.

Whatever the case ... how does a self-pleasure tape leak? By definition, there's only one person in the video, stripped down and going to town.

Either she filmed it on a webcam or phone or Doug did the honors. That much is a given. But how would it possibly get to Vivid without permission?

These are questions we cannot answer, and perhaps never will. But we must sadly refrain from adding Stodden to the list below ... for now: