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Company’s Dildo App Secretly Recorded Sex Sounds, Users Should Go Back to Battery-Operated Toys

Sex toys have gotten too advanced over the years. There used to be a time when you’d just buy the toy, charge it or replace the batteries, and be satisfied with your purchase. Now, you buy the toy, have to register it through the website, download the app, buy a separate charger, get pissed off when it doesn’t connect with your phone, and by the time you’ve done all that you no longer want to use it.

There’s a sex toy made by Lovense that you can control with your phone. It’s not like the toy is in your hand and only takes a press of the button to control. You definitely need your phone to help you out. On top of being able to control the toy with your phone, you can also record yourself having sex.

That’s not part of the features listed, and the company is calling it “a minor bug,” which is just poor marketing. There are no such things as bugs. According to Apple law, everything is a feature.

According to a Reddit user, the app recorded a six-minute audio file of sex sounds. I guess his phone didn’t have the space to record a longer file. Lovense said that it was just a local file and didn’t go to the company’s servers. So, if someone wanted to hack Lovense, they would not find a file of this Reddit user moaning.

This sounds like a big deal, but I’m pretty indifferent towards it. There are apps out there that record your sex sounds and help you improve your sex life with those recordings. Again, Lovense could have marketed this the same way. I also don’t have any sympathy towards people buying these new-age toys and wanting to use their phone to control them.

Buy (or steal) a battery-operated toy like a normal person.

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The Louvre is Removing a Sculpture of Two Houses Having Sex

I don’t know why someone makes a 40-foot tall sculpture of a house banging another house from behind, but Dutch art collective Atelier Van Lieshout did, and the Louvre was going to display it. Apparently, someone got cold feet in advance of the sculpture’s scheduled October 19th debut in the Louvre’s Tuileries Gardens.

The sculpture, called “Domestikator,” was deemed sexually explicit and withdrawn from exhibition, according to the New York Times, who also spoke to Joep van Lieshout about the sculpture being withdrawn.

“This is something that should not happen,” Joep van Lieshout, the collective’s founder, said in a telephone interview. “A museum should be an open place for communication. The task of the museum and the press is to explain the work.”

“The piece itself, it’s not really very explicit,” Mr. van Lieshout added. “It’s a very abstracted shape. There are no genitals; it’s pretty innocent.”

He is right, most houses don’t have genitals. At least none of the ones I’ve lived in. And even if they did have genitals, I’ll bet they’d be all blocky and weird looking.

The London-based gallery Carpenters Workshop, which represents Atelier Van Lieshout, said in a statement that the Louvre’s decision was “very damaging for the artists and the Fiac program,” adding, “The artwork symbolizes the power of humanity over the world and its hypocritical approach to nature.”

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here, Carpenters Workshop. I’m on your side here, a museum is absolutely a place that shouldn’t be afraid to push boundaries or shock people, but this is a house plowing another house from behind. Probably in the back door. How am I just now making a back door joke in a story about two houses having sex?

The French publication Le Monde reported that the Louvre’s director, Jean-Luc Martinez, sent a letter to Fiac raising concerns about the piece.

“Online commentaries point out this work has a brutal aspect,” Mr. Martinez said in the letter. “It risks being misunderstood by visitors to the gardens.”

Well, okay, it’s official, we can’t have nice things anymore. If “online commentaries” are going to be the bar, there’s someone on Tumblr who is offended by everything. And if not Tumblr, whatever the right wing equivalent of Tumblr is. Sinnr? Racst? Probably one of those.

Weed Might Give You Spontaneous Orgasms If You’re a Woman

Have you ever wanted to smoke weed so good that it brought you to orgasm without touch? Well, this woman has found that weed.

In a study by the Journal of Sex & Marital Therapy, they describe the case of a 40-year-old woman who busted out in spontaneous orgasms after smoking marijuana. However, before you head to your local drug dealer and say, “I’ll have what she’s having,” just know that there are some prerequisites.

First, this woman had a five-hour long sex session with what I assume was a much younger man. Both of them smoked up before sex. This woman had also been practicing Tantra Yoga sessions prior to her sexual escapades.

The woman feared she was suffering Restless Genital Syndrome (she wasn’t) and was told to avoid sex and weed. She avoided sex, but the next time she puffed, she came.

Now you know the secrets to an automatic orgasm, everyone. Step one is to practice tantra for a certain period of time. Since no time was listed in the study, I recommend at least two weeks. Don’t have sex for those two weeks. Next, smoke some weed. Finally, find you a partner who can last five hours.

That last part is key. Here’s what the study has to say:

“Apart from the use of cannabis, we speculate that the continuous five hour duration of “hard pounding sexual activity” may have led to an over-activation of the pudendal nerve resulting in a rebound effect, which made the spontaneous orgasms completely uncontrollable giving rise to a very understandable anxiety and panic,”

You don’t just need someone who can last five hours. You need someone who can deliver “hard pounding sexual activity” for five hours. Good luck.

If you’re able to pull the prerequisites, weed will bring you to ecstasy every time. Or maybe it won’t. It’s also possible that you won’t experience anything and you’ll be severely disappointed that you took my advice. This is a real study, but every person is different and I’m not a doctor. I just write about them for a website.

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World’s Dumbest Lovers: Man Jailed After Woman Accidentally Shoots Her Vagina

I’m not the world’s greatest lover. I do alright, and I’ve left some women quite satisfied, but I’ve also had my fair share of fumbling, awkward encounters that weren’t that much fun for anyone involved. But I’m clearly not the world’s worst lover, either. That honor goes to David Jeffers, 47, of Leeds who was sentenced to ten years in prison after he accidentally shot his lover, 46, in the vagina while he was fucking her with a loaded shotgun.

Jeffers was originally charged with attempted murder after the woman, whose name British law prevents papers there from reporting, told police Jeffers was a “bad man” who tried to “blow her insides out”. However, these charges were reduced to possession of a firearm with intent to endanger a life after text messages revealed that she was a willing participant in the stupidest sex act I’ve ever heard of, having texted Jeffers the night before “I can’t sleep, so excited.”

The prosecutor, Oliver Saxby QC (Queen’s Counsel) described the incident as follows, per The Telegraph:

“The defendant is 47 years of age and falls to be sentenced upon count three of the indictment. The victim is 46 years of age and was employed in the Stockport area which was some distance from her home and would regularly stay over at the Britannia.

“On the evening of the 30th of January 2017 she was stayed at the hotel where the defendant met her and they spent the evening together. Text messages between the two confirmed this was an intimate relationship. The defendant had access to a loaded fire arm which has never been found.

“The weapon, as described by both the victim and defendant was some form of shot gun or weapon capable of discharging shots. In appearance it looked like a small hand gun or musket of some form.

“From text messages received from his sister’s phone it would appear that the defendant was no stranger to the possession of a loaded fire arm. Whether the text message related to the fire arm used that evening it is not possible to say but acquisition of this fire arm was not by chance.

“Drugs and alcohol had been consumed by both of them and tests confirmed the presence of cocaine in the victim’s system and there is CCTV footage of the pair purchasing spirits from a nearby off license that evening.

“There was consensual sex and at some stage the defendant inserted the loaded firearm into her vagina which was then discharged, casing catastrophic internal injuries.

“As she lay grievously injured the defendant dressed and took with him the firearm and his mobile phone, using the room phone to dial reception and request an ambulance indicating that a female had been shot. He then left the hotel by the rear exit where he then fled to Leeds making no further enquiries about his victim’s well-being.

“The night manager who answered the phone went upstairs to investigate and once in the room he saw her laying naked face down on the bed and was in-coherent saying she had been shot. She was in considerable pain saying: ‘I am in agony, I am going to die.'”

Holy crap. For starters, I think we should stop referring to the woman involved as “the victim” and start calling her “the other dumbass”. Having sex with a loaded shotgun is just asking for something to go wrong. I get it, some people are turned on by danger or risk, but this is far beyond the limits of common sense. And if the only way you can come is to have a shotgun shoved up inside your business, don’t get drunk and coked up beforehand, you don’t want to get sloppy while there’s a shotgun inside you. But luckily for all the men in the world, next time your wife or girlfriend or Tinder hookup is annoyed that you’re a little too quick on the draw, just show her this story, because no matter how bad the sex is, it wasn’t “getting your uterus blown out by a shotgun” bad.

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London Is Full of Classy People Being Fingered

Imagine this. You dress up in your finest for a night out, pick up your date for a fancy meal, head over to Nando’s for a snack and as the alcohol transfusion begins to take hold, romance begins to blossom between both of you. You’re now in lust but getting a cab and going back to either one of your places seems like 10 minutes too long. So what do you do?

Simple. You step outside and start finger blasting your date while she gives you head right outside the restaurant. Sure, strangers are snapping this and it’s going to be on the internet in a matter of minutes, but in that moment, the only people who exist are you two sexually gratifying youreslves in the filthy street.