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Mary J Blige Definitely Still Got It In Truly Wild Bikini Pics

What we are looking at is a body that has been on this earth for close to fifty years, at least that is what they want us to believe. I have my own theories regarding that, which involve nosferatu, but until I gather more evidence I am forced to keep them to myself for legal reasons. But until the day comes that I have my smoking gun, I will appreciate the sight along with the rest of you.

What I like to see in these photos is that Mary J. Blige puts safety first at all times. So many people have been lost at sea, and yet we still pretend like it is all fun and games out there. But not Mary. When that boat is in motion she has her butt firmly planted in her seat, or else she has both hands holding onto something. Did you think she was hugging that person our of affection? Hell, no. That hug shows the person that if Mary is going overboard then so are they.

And what does Mary do when she has to walk down stairs without a railing? She puts her back against the wall and feels her way down, like a blind person. That is very smart, because who knows how much she was drinking.

 

 

 

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Most Obvious Study Ever Shows People More Likely to Bone in Driverless Cars

Any guy who’s ever taken a road trip with an adventurous partner knows that it’s entirely possible to get oral sex while driving a car. Unfortunately for the ladies there just isn’t enough room to get in there in a similar way, but your problems could be coming to an end with driverless cars. Considering people have been fucking in every private space they could find since the first man to stand upright dragged Raquel Welch back to his cave, we probably didn’t need a study to tell us people were fucking in driverless cars, but we got one anyway.

If your question is “What are people doing with this new piece of technology?” the answer is always going to be “Finding a way to have an orgasm.” This has been true of every invention in the history of mankind. Don’t believe me? Our first inventions were, arguably, fire and the wheel. I have an ex-girlfriend who got off on having candle wax dripped on her and without the wheel, vibrators wouldn’t vibrate. Fire and the wheels also happen to be the things that make driverless cars go so people can have sex in them. Everything we’ve ever invented we’ve used to give ourselves orgasms.

So when will we be able to tool around town in our autonomous pussy wagons? The study’s lead researcher, Scott Cohen, told Fast Company it’s just around the corner, relatively speaking.

Given the data that’s currently available on sex, cars, and automation, the only lingering question seems to be not if AV sex will take place, but when. “The 2040s,” says Cohen, without hesitation, when I ask. “The whole discussion of AVs being mainstream, and a dominant form of automobile transport–that’s [predicted for] the 2040s. But if we think this through in the moment, a mobile red light district doesn’t require all the cars around it, or a majority of cars around it, to be autonomous . . . There’s no reason it couldn’t happen earlier.”

We were supposed to have flying cars by now, too, so I’m not holding my breath, but if I had to choose things to do in my car, I’d rank sex higher than flying anyway.

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World’s Luckiest Man Dies in Seventh Round of Sex Competition

A man died in a sex competition in Nigeria. This is a thing that really happened. I know you’re saying that it sounds fake but it was reported by The Guardian Nigeria, and it’s not as if a storied news organization like The Guardian would just make something up out of whole cloth.

Here’s what The Guardian Nigeria reported.

A middle-aged man, simply known as Davy, has died in a popular hotel in Ikotun area of Lagos State during a sex competition with a lady identified as Loveth.

It was gathered that the late Davy had argued with Loveth on who can last longer in a sex bout.

Both claimed they were stronger and refused to admit defeat.

During the argument, Davy staked N50,000 on the condition that if Loveth defeats him during the romp, she will take the money.

Who hasn’t been there? Which one of us hasn’t said to our friend or partner or a total stranger “Hey, I think I can fuck longer than you and I’ve got $137 American to back it up!”

Well you fucked up Davy. You not only lost, you got fucked to death. Now you’re out $137 and you’re dead.

There’s even worse news, because Loveth is in jail waiting for the autopsy to verify if her “I fucked him to death” story checks out.

But the one thing we can all agree on is if we have to go, I think we’d all like to die while having our seventh consecutive orgasm.

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Gigi Hadid’s New Cleavage Model Shots Are Sexy As Ever

If Gigi was trying to prove she is as attractive as Michelle Pfeiffer, then mission accomplished. In Scarface Michelle was wearing plunging necklines with no bra in nearly every scene. I have no criticisms in regards to Michelle’s face, the thing is damn near perfect, but her boobs leave a little bit to be wanting. And that is why I am happy to see Gigi picking up the torch.

Gigi seems to have just a bit more going on up top than Michelle did, and that little bit of mass makes a hell of a difference. Rather than being a loosey goosey top, the fabric gets pulled taut by the filling, making for a much more pleasing sight.

I do not know who made Gigi Hadid feel so self-conscious that she had to prove to everyone that she was no second fiddle to Michelle, but I thank them for their mind games. Now my advent calendar of cleavage is off to a hell of a good start. I gave up the calendars with sweets years ago because they lost their appeal, and I replaced them with more women. I hope they are one sweet I never lose a taste for.

 

 

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Sex Kitten Elsa Hosk Wilds Out In Animal Print Thong

Elsa Hosk is an expert at knowing just how to give a man an eyeful. She should look into just looking beautiful as her profession. A full-time beauty like her should be paid and praised without having to lift a finger. I know I have at least ten fingers available with Elsa’s name on them. I can do all of her bidding while she just relaxes and continues to look like the perfect pile a sugar in a sweet bikini.

I would like to travel with Hosk. I know I can be of some help. I could carry luggage. Or her, when she’s tired of walking. I know she hasn’t brought it up, but the thing she’s missing in life is me. It’s all too obvious. I enjoy hot women. She is a hot woman. Problem solved before she even knew that not having me around was her problem. Normally I would charge for a consultation like that, but since she’s a looker, I’ll let it slide. She just has to promise not to attended any more exotic beaches without giving me a ring. We’ve spent too much time apart for too long to miss another minute together.

 

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Carmen Valentina Flaunts Her Sandy Cheeks In Sextastic Beachside Candids

I do not know where Carmen Valentina gets the entitlement to think that she can where a bathing suit like that in a public and not be harassed, but I blame her parenting. Her father is probably a cop and her mother is likely a grizzly bear. And I’m talking about a little grizzly bear. That combo probably made it so that a teenaged Carmen was able to wear whatever she wanted with no repercussions, so long as her father was on her side and the grizzly was well trained.

I know of certain cultures that have their women wear special braces from childhood in order to elongate their necks. I think something similar happened with Carmen because there is no other rational reason for her waist to be so small in comparison to the rest of her body. She must have been wearing a XXXS corset since she was ten in order to keep that figure.

I would think that undergoing something like that would leave her core weak, but she seems to have no trouble keeping herself upright without assistance. That is more than I can say for myself, and I have never even worn a corset.

 

 

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Check Out Caprice’s Pushed-Up Giant Cleavage

Caprice has a hell of a tailor, and I hope she knows that. Whoever it is, they deserve a generous Christmas bonus for the spectacular work they are producing. It is not like Caprice is some flat chested lady. The woman has a couple of firm avocados on her, so it isn’t like the tailor can do whatever he wants up front. He has got to form the dress around the existing landscape and not just blast through the mountains like he is laying train tracks in the 19th century.

So being able to get such a form fitting look out of a body as polymorphous as Caprice’s is quite the feat. I have a pretty hard time just wrapping packages at Christmas time, and the presents do not even move or blame you for sticking them with a pin. That is how I knew early on that I was not cut out to be a tailor or a fashion designer. Not that I ever wanted to be one, that only reinforced the decision. Just like when I knew I never wanted to be the assistant to a knife thrower. It really wouldn’t be worth the heartache in my mind.

 

 

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Bieber Ex GF Chantel Jeffries Curvy Bikini Body Is The Hottest Thing You’ll See All Day

I have never drank out of an actual coconut before, and at this point I do not think I ever will. That is a decision that I am making for myself, and not one that someone else is making for me. I am an adult now and can make my own decisions, Mom.

The reason I do not want to drink from one is because the act has been so built up in my mind, I do not think that there is any way the real thing can live up to my own imaginings. Every paradise setting in fiction has a character drinking out of a coconut, making it seem like pure bliss, but I have never experienced that kind of emotion from a drink that did not include exorbitant amounts of alcohol.

I have had coconut milk before, but it was not the pure stuff. It had all sorts of additives, so I am sure it is way better than the real thing. Added sugar always makes things taste better. And what happens to the meat inside the coconut? Does that get thrown away, or do they crack it open and give you a spoon? If they throw it away it seems like a great waste of resources that I cannot be partnered to.

 

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North America’s First Sex Doll Brothel Shut Down Because the Dolls Can’t Give Consent

Guys, I know you were all really excited to have sex with a doll that a bunch of other dudes had sex with before you, but alas, it is not to be for Toronto residents. “The man” decided to ruin everyone’s good time and revoke the lease for the Aura Dolls sex doll brothel based on some obscure law limiting sex retail shops to industrial areas of North York.

I’m not sure how successful these things really would have been. I mean, a lot of people are probably curious. I’m curious about what these things are like, but they costs thousands of dollars and I’m not nearly that curious. I don’t know if I’m curious to have sex with used sex doll, either, though.

But there’s a part of the story that really got my hackles up, and it was that objections to the sex doll brothel were predicated on the complaint that the the dolls weren’t giving consent. You know, because they’re dolls. And I know what you’re thinking, because I was thinking the same thing: no one is stupid enough to complain that a dude is fucking a sex doll without consent. Well, someone is stupid enough.

Brandy Sudyk, who lives in North York, said it’s critical to consider that as a society we appear to endorse the normalization of enabling men to use inanimate objects — created to look much like real women — however they want.

“In the mind of the person using these dolls, one is clearly imagining being with a woman, but not having to consider consent or dignity as an aspect of sexual interaction,” she said.

“How do we know that men who engage in these activities won’t bring this attitude and behaviour into their interactions with real women, who are already objectified and exploited in the sex trade?”

Every time someone says something like this, it gives me a headache. A sex doll is an inanimate object. You don’t need consent to stick your dick in an inanimate object. If you’re going to put it in a person, yeah, you need to make sure they’re okay with it. If you’re going to put it in a coconut or a Fleshlight or a sex doll, you do you, guy. I mean, I don’t really recommend the coconut thing, but you don’t have to ask the coconut for permission to fuck it.

I can’t imagine being the kind of person who hears about a sex doll brothel and their first thought isn’t “who wants to fuck a used sex doll,” but “having sex with a doll is basically rape, if you think about it.” Also, in related news, Siri is a series of algorythms that analyses speech and answers question using a database; it’s not a lady who sits in your phone that you should be saying “please” and “thank you” to.

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Amber Rose and Lexy Panterra Cleavage Contest At Peppermint Nightclub

If you were to say to me that Lexy Panterra had competition in the cleavage department, I might call you a fool. But if you said that Lexy Panterra and Amber Rose were having a cleavage contest, I’d sit down with you have a very long debate on who had the better cleavage.

This is truly one of the hardest questions we must ask ourselves as people. Cleavage is one of most precious resources and something we all hold dear to our hearts, so debating between two excellent examples of cleavage might seem like a bad idea, but that’s the point of debates. Why spend talking cleavage from someone who isn’t Amber Rose or isn’t Lexy Panterra. If everything was easy then everyone would be the best, thus meaning “the best” is no average. Amber Rose and Lexy Panterra do not have average cleavage. Both of them have stellar cleavage, neither of them need to be graded on a curve. Struggle as we might, we must find the answer to who had the better cleavage.

Lexy Panterra or Amber Rose? Amber Rose or Lexy Panterra? It’s almost as if asking does one like the sun more than the water. Yes, that’s how hard of a question it is. It’s an even harder answer to say Amber Rose has the better cleavage this time around.

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Nicole Murphy Keeps It Cool In A Sexy Crop Top

How dare Nicole wrap that shirt around her waist! What is the point in wearing booty shorts if you are just going to go on and hide the booty? She might as well be wearing sweatpants.

What is she even doing with having a long sleeved shirt during a workout? It is summertime. No one needs to worry about keeping their arms warm. I understand the merit in being prepared for any climate, but I think it is safe to assume that there are no worries about getting a chill while you are sure to be sweating.

And look at where her preparedness got her; dragging around an extra item of clothing, ruining everybody’s day. I would have rather never seen her than to see her in this condition. And since I am a spiteful little thing, instead of hiding these photos so that no other man or beast would have to experience them I chose to publish them on the internet so that as many people as possible could have their days ruined by the body of Nicole Murphy. Just look at her locking those curves away. Such a shame.

 

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Sophie Turner Braless Candids Show Off At Least One Pierced Nip

I have never understood how a person could stand having only one nipple pierced. I have a hard enough time understanding the desire to have nipples pierced in general, but once I make peace with that idea I don’t get why you would only get one done. My own obsessive desire for symmetry would lead me to get them both done regardless of how much the first one hurt to get done.

One of the worst things I can imagine happening in my life is to find myself in the hands of a Jigsaw-like killer who pierced one of my nipples as a part of some sick game. I would then have to make the decision to pierce the other one or die in a gruesome and overly complicated way. I am not too ashamed to admit that I would struggle to make a decision.

That is why I have such conflicted feelings seeing Sophie Turner strutting around in her t-shirt. If I had a better imagination I could simply pretend that her other nipple is also pierced, and that would be the end of it. But that is not what the evidence before me would have me believe. So I am left hoping for a driveby piercing to conveniently nail Sophie in the crossfire.

 

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