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Boob Tube Roundup: The Week’s Sexiest TV Scenes 2.18.19

Over at MrSkin.com, they don’t just focus on the week’s best nude scenes. They also round up all of the sexy non-nude content from the week and we’re bringing it to you in our Boob Tube Roundup! Here’s what you’ll find in the gallery below…

How to Get Away with MurderAmirah Vann and Melinda Page Hamilton are sitting in a squad car talking cop stuff. After a pregnant pause in conversation, Amirah reaches over and caresses Melinda’s hand, and the two begin making out.

Broad CityAbbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer spend the night inside of an Anthropology store. When they wake up the next morning they start getting ready for the day and Ilana takes it ‘too far’ by getting nude and taking a shower inside of the store. Being on Comedy Central, of course, the nudity is pixellated out.

S.W.A.TMichelle Farias is hooking up with her man until a SWAT team bursts in and stops all the fun.

The MagiciansSummer Bishil bends over and shows the guy on the couch some cleavage and her bra peeking down her shirt.

American Soul: This new show from BET chronicles the rise of Don Cornelius and his creation of Soul Train in the 1970s. On this week’s episode, Brittany Renner stripped off her fur coat, revealing some sexy white lingerie for Don trying to seduce him for a spot in the show.

The RookieAlyssa Diaz is getting dressed in the morning, showing off in a sexy black bra.

ShamelessEmmy Rossum wakes up drunk and is wearing a gray tank top and no bra showing off some great pokies.

SMILFFrankie Shaw is trying on clothes and checking out her body in the mirror.

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Walking on the Beaches, Looking at Tanya Burr’s Bikini Peaches

If you’ve never heard of Tanya Burr before, that’s fine, it means you have a life outside of YouTube. She’s one of them there YouTubers the kids keep talking about these days, and while I couldn’t care less about any of that, I do know that she’s got a smoking hot bikini body. You feel me?

Should you be one of these men that longs to find a woman who loves walking on the beaches, I would say you could do a lot worse than Tanya Burr. She’s definitely equipped to handle the experience and you wouldn’t need to worry about her catching you looking at other women because you’ll be so preoccupied by her banging butt cheeks that you won’t have time to ogle other fine women.

Ah, who am I kidding, you probably will because you’re the kind of guy who can get away with it. I know you, you’re the kind of guy who gets away with everything, including looking at my girlfriend’s ass when your girlfriend’s ass is quite nice. Yeah, I looked, what are you gonna do about it, tough guy?

Anyway, Tanya Burr has got a great bikini body and I look forward to getting to know it during a long walk on the beach.

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Blanca Blanco Braless Pokies Out And About

Every expression on Blanca’s face in these pics perfectly displays my reaction when I am at a restaurant and cannot tell if my food is about to be served to me or not. The disappoint that I experience when it goes to a different table that was seated after me is largely the reason why I am such a recluse.

Hollywood would have you think that being stood up on a date in high school is the most scarring experience of a young person’s life, but that could not be further from the truth. The screenwriters who came up with that crap have probably always ordered take out. I rarely think about the couple times in my life that I was stood up on a date, but I regularly have nightmares where I relive the shame of trying to wave down the wrong server to my table.

I cannot believe restaurants have been in existence for this long and yet we are still working with such an imperfect system. The worst part is that a simple number coding would resolve everything. The powers that be are sadists, though, so they refuse to implement it.

 

 

 

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Demi Rose Shows Off Her Coconuts In Tulum

I’m sorry, I have to say it, I don’t have a choice: Demi Rose has a lovely bunch of coconuts, fiddle-dee-dee! There, it’s out and I’m not taking it back. Demi Rose looks hot and drinking from a coconut that was the only two things I could think about. I had to make a terrible pun. Now, please forgive me and look at Demi Rose being sexy as heck.

And my gosh, Demi Rose really does a lovely bunch of coconuts because you can use the word “coconuts” could be used in place of her breasts and her glorious rear end. Whichever you see fit, go with. If you don’t want to refer to Demi Rose’s boobs and butt as coconuts, that’s all fine too. We are not here to debate the proper terms of Demi Rose’s hotness, we are all here to enjoy it. It’s like whatever she’s sipping out of that coconut, it’s a fun experience for her. Just like staring at Demi Rose being all hot on the beach in a thong one-piece bathing suit is a wonderful experience for all of us.

Puns aren’t fun for everyone, but one thing that is a blast for all: Demi Rose being sexy. Let’s join in our unity for the sexiness of Demi Rose and forget about everything else, fiddle-dee-dee.

 

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Kourtney Kardashian See-Through Cleavage

These photos are displaying one of two things. That is either a shirt which has been through the wash cycle a few too many times and is simply withering away. Or some time traveler is preventing its parents from banging at the high school dance and history is erasing it from memory. I am not sure which theory I should be rooting for.

Come to think of it, that photo of the back of the shirt still looks to be in pretty good condition. Maybe neither of my theories are correct. It is possible that the shirt is only wearing away in the two spots that get rubbed the most. It happens all the time when it comes to statues.

Boobs and dicks on bronze statues are always polished to military standards thanks to the pervs who cannot help but cop a feel. Obviously Kourtney’s boobs have been getting a similar treatment. My underwear usually ends up the same way on the ass region, but I have no one to thank for that but myself. It’s one of the struggles that having hairy cheeks brings with them which no one warns you about.

 

 

 

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Model Kayla Itsines Showcases Her Fit Body In Workout Pics

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that model Kayla Itsines is more than a woman. She’s a machine. Because it isn’t humanly possible to flawlessly execute lateral dips like that without being more than just flesh and blood. Or maybe I am getting ahead of myself. Let’s label her a hybrid for now. Like a beautiful bionic woman. Half machine, half perfection. All amazing. They should make the next mobile phone virtual assistant based on her likeness. I mean, I’m not sold on saying “Hey Sarah,” I mean “Hey Siri” when asking my phone if the weather will be good enough to go fly fishing. Now if I were required to say “Hey Kayla” that would trigger my brain to think about that beautiful woman. So my experience won’t be so bad when my “smartphone” gives me the dumbest answer to a simple question.

I could probably daydream about Itsines all day. In fact, I’d probably be the first person to wake up from dreaming about her to going right into a daydream about her. Right after I brush my teeth of course. But my train of thought that’s concentrated on this woman would only be broken for a few minutes. And a few minutes is all I have to spare when my mind can only focus on Kayla.

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Bella Thorne Enjoying Her Vacation In Busty Bikini Candids

You know the problem I have with vacations? They’re always just okay. Sure, going to place is fun, trying new foods, and every so often the hotel room is nice. But really no matter where I go I’m always missing Bella Thorne in a bikini.

It seems like that’s the key to making a vacation great. You need Bella Thorne and her cleavage. Now, I know that we don’t travel in the same circles as Bella Thorne, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make the most of her vacations. Taking a couple of minutes outside of our busy lives to enjoy Bella Thorne in a bikini, whether it’s a full bikini or just a bikini top and short shorts. If you think about it, I mean really put some thought into, looking at Bella Thorne’s cleavage is like a mini vacation. Or another way to put it is staring at Bella Thorne’s cleavage is the best kind of staycation in the world.

So, we can’t go to the same beach as Bella Thorne and her bikinis. That doesn’t mean we have to suck it up and take a vacation to Lamesville. Though, in fairness to Lamesville they have some nice museums. Next time we hit the road, remember to take some Bella Thorne cleavage with you. That way, you’ll always have the best time.

 

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Ariana Grande Looks As Exhausted As She Does Sexy After 4 Hours In The Dance Studio

I may have enough jazzercise workout VHS tapes to lure Ariana Grande to my house. It’s not that I dislike exercising in public, but people often forget the extra amount of effort it takes to get there and leave. It takes time and gas. Also I pass about five donut shops and a McDonalds on the way to a dance studio, gym, or park. That’s too much temptation. There’s only so many times you can say “get behind me Satan” before you’ve relapsed and your face is stuffed with doughnut number 11 of 12 from a dozen that you’ve almost finished in one sitting all by yourself on the way to workout.

Just look at Ariana. She looks pooped. If she had come to my house I could have lent her an extra leotard and we could have worked out right in my living room. I’d even offer her the guest air mattress to sleep over so she doesn’t have to worry about her legs giving out on the drive home. I believe in not making exercise harder than it needs to be. Hopefully Ariana is up for it. I’m even a Youtube certified yoga instructor. I can really get behind her and help her nail her downward facing down form. She’ll get the workout she deserves whenever she’s with me.

 

 

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Lala Kent Works Up A Sweat In Sexy Tights At Sundance

Take special note of the sweatshirt that is wrapped around Lala Kent’s waist. You may have interpreted that as an act of convenience due to having sweaty shoulders, or maybe you thought she was trying to be trendy. In fact, that was probably intentional on Lala’s part.

The reality of the situation is that what she is doing has nothing to do with sweaty shoulders or high-fashion at all. This has its sinister roots in old world voodoo. Ask any witch doctor and they will tell you that wearing a heavy cloth around your waist is a surefire way to blast the love handles right of your hips. They might also tell you that it will make you more fertile, but that is more of a regional thing.

Obviously Lala does not need to be overcooking any muffin top, this would be a preventative measure, if you believe in this sort of thing. I believe in it, and I am against it. I think women should have natural bodies, free from augmentation and voodoo. I make an exception for silicone, for obvious reasons, but aside from that there should be no voodoo.

 

 

 

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Gorgeous Lottie Moss Picture Perfect For PacSun

Excuse me, but who said it was ok for Lottie Moss to change her hair color?

When you become an international icon you give up certain liberties, and being able to choose your hair color is one of them. I am not saying she is unable to change it, but she must go through the proper channels. First she must get enough signatures to put it on the referendum, and if that passes it goes on to the…

I’ll save you the specifics. Most of you didn’t pay attention during the School of Rock videos, so I doubt you’ll pay attention now. All you need to know is that there is an order to things, and it needs to be followed. Emma Stone knows better than to change her hair from the ruby red we’ve all grown accustomed to. Sure, she can dye it differently for a movie, but then she goes right back to the proper shade.

What hurts the most about Lottie’s brazen disregard for the rules is that she did not give any of us a heads up about it. What good is being the vice president of the Mid-Atlantic chapter of her fan club if she does not make me privy to these kinds of things?

 

 

 

 

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Kimberley Garner Proves She Has The Perfect Body In Beach Workout Candids

While I don’t believe for a moment that this was some “impromptu beach workout,” I have to say that it ultimately doesn’t matter because any chance we get to see Kimberley Garner working out that incredibly hot body of hers is one worth taking.

I could care less that this was obviously a publicity stunt of some sort, likely orchestrated by one or more of Kimberley’s representatives, but good on them for making sure everyone knows that their client has got the goods and then some. In fact, they should be applauded for putting this whole charade together because it’s one of the sexiest displays of human ability I’ve seen in my life.

Whenever Apple or some other major company pulls off a marketing coup, they’re lauded and applauded for years after—hell, people are still talking about that 1984 Apple Super Bowl ad. I think that Kimberley Garner and her people deserve just as much reverence for putting something this earth-shattering and memorable—not to mention dead sexy—together.

So stuff your sorries in a sack, mister and get with the times. Just enjoy Kimberley Garner in a thong bikini working out at the beach and stop wondering about the logistical side of the whole thing. You’ll live a much happier life, guaranteed.

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Bella Hadid Has Her Hands Full For Michael Kors

I have a hard time believing this ad is going to help Michale Kors sell any bags, and that is not Bella Hadid’s fault. Seeing her with that many bags is my own personal hell. I have had this conversation with several people before and they agreed with me, so I know I am not alone in feeling this.

The worst parts of my day, on average, are walking to my car in the morning and walking to my apartment in the evening. Normally, I only carry one bag with me, and even that is too much. Stuff is always falling out of the bag, even when it is completely shut. The doors seem to shrink as soon as they see me approaching, so I end up banging every part of my body on the frame as I squeeze in. And somehow my bag always gets caught in the closing door, even when I am certain I pushed it through ahead of me.

So when I see Bella with that many bags I am not tempted to buy more bags for my many adventures. I am instead tempted to take the battery out of my CO detector and let fate have its way with me. Sorry Bella and Michale.

 

 

 

 

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Taraji P Henson Proud of Her Pumped Up Cleavage For “What Men Want”

 

 

 

 

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Iskra Lawrence Curvy Butt Candids Stripping Down To A Skimpy Bikini

People are always so excited about trying on other people’s helmets, it doesn’t even matter what job it is for. Firefighters, military, construction workers, special ed—all of their helmets have some sort of novelty associated with them that will turn even the most mature of people into a giddy little schoolgirl.

Iskra Lawrence is my prime example. She looks cool as a cucumber in all of the other photos, but as soon as that helmet touched her head she was energized with the enthusiasm of a dozen toddlers. Personally, I think that enthusiasm is misplaced. She must have no idea that those helmets get washed once every never, and have more bacteria in them than a petri dish.

I do not know how people can manage to not know this. As soon as the helmet gets within arms-reach they should be able to smell it. I can practically smell it through the picture.

I suppose most people are just happier not knowing, the same as they are with not knowing how clean their hotel room is, or how clean their one-night-stand’s sheets are. It’s best to pretend you got that ringworm from the homeless man you gave a dollar to one year ago.

 

 

 

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Demi Rose Totally Wild Bikini Body

Thankfully Demi Rose had the presence of mind to pull her hair up off her back. We almost were not able to see her tiny ass, and what would we have been forced to be entertained by instead, her tiny boobs? I don’t think so. Her totally average looking face would have had to carry the entire load that the rest of her body was unwilling to.

Thankfully it did not come to that. Her unremarkable face probably would have only been able to keep my attention for two or three hours until something more attractive came along, like the reflection of my own face in the monitor screen. But, again, thankfully it did not come to that.

I try to avoid staring at my beautiful face too much because I do not want to become conceited. If I was to become conceited, though, I bet I’d be the most conceited person in the world, because I am that beautiful. I have had people take one look at me on the street and become instantly confused, wondering how they managed to walk into an art museum. And not one of those Picasso-type museums, one of the good ones.

 

 

 

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Larsa Pippen Leggy Candids In Slightly See-Through Dress

You know what I’ve always wondered about, when someone like Larsa Pippen buys a see-through dress do they know it’s see-through when they buy it? We’ve all been shopping and bought something that looks completely different when we bring home. I blame the bad lighting in the dressing room, but you think Larsa Pippen knew she’s was going to buy a see-through dress?

Part of me is like; “Yeah, Rusty, of course Larsa Pippen knew she was buying a see-through dress. Look at her! Look at her awesome body in that see-through dress! She knew what she was doing!” and the other part of is one of those shrugging shoulders emojis. I can’t really argue with myself though, half of me makes a pretty good point. Larsa Pippen does look amazing in a see-through dress. Why wouldn’t she want to get one? Why wouldn’t she want to wear it all around? Why shouldn’t have a closet full of see-through dresses? If she did, it would make perfect sense to me. It would be like see-through dresses were her thing. The more I think about it, Larsa Pippen’s thing should be see-through dresses.

I should learn to turn off that other part of my brain. Larsa Pippen in a see-through dress doesn’t need much thought, other than how much I, and everyone else, enjoy it. Whether she knew the dress was see-through or not, Larsa Pippen looks hot either way.

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Lily-Rose Depp Hard Pokies In Extremely Short Crop Top

Hachi machi! Every time I think I might not be into Lily-Rose Depp because of who her dad is or because I’m just generally not attracted to waifish types, she shows up in a top like this and makes me forget any of my biases against her.

I also have a big problem with women named after two different flowers, though I guess my beef is more with Johnny and Vanessa than it is with Lily-Rose. You can’t hold anyone’s name against them, they didn’t pick it out. But still, you could just go by Lily. Or just by Rose. You don’t have to be Lily-Rose, hyphenated, even if it is your full legal name.

Don’t go by Rose though, that’s such an old lady name. I know that there have been hot Roses throughout the years, but to me it still sounds like the little old lady who used to give me butterscotch candies anytime I carried her groceries for her.

So don’t judge a book by its cover and don’t judge Johnny Depp’s daughter by her name, I guess is the lesson here. She does look fine as hell in this tiny blue top, though, that’s undeniable. Her name could Smooshy-Pooshy Depp and I’d still look.

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Kelly Ripa Smolders In White Hot Bikini Candids

If you only ever see Kelly Ripa under the hot lights of her daytime talk show, you might forget that she’s got a smoking hot fit body underneath those flowing kimonos or whatever the hell else she’s wearing on that show. Kelly’s keeping her body in business well into middle age, and you’ve got to respect any woman who can dedicate herself to looking this good long past her prime.

I’d chalk that up to her being a Jersey girl. Jersey girls are just made differently, I don’t know what it is, but they’ve got that “never say never” attitude that makes them so endearing. You’ve got to fight to get your voice heard in a Jersey household, so it clearly gave her the confidence to go out there and conquer daytime television.

So the next time you’re home sick and you come across Kelly’s talk show, come on back to this gallery and get a reminder of how hot she is when she’s not posing in expensive clothes next to certified boner-killer Ryan Seacrest. Honestly, if you’re pushing fifty and still keeping your body in thong-bikini shape, you deserve a standing ovation. Here’s to you, Kelly Ripa, for making it work and keeping it working for all these years. Jersey strong!

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Demi Rose Showcases Her Perfect, Curvy Booty On Big Island Swing

Thank goodness for Demi Rose being in these photos, because without her they would be real duds. Seeing nothing but tropical scenery gets old pretty quickly. That is why people only go to Florida for a week at a time, aside from the retirees, but they don’t count. The retirees are practically refugees that wouldn’t survive in their homelands.

I am not so sure I would even be impressed by that giant swing if it wasn’t for Demi’s big haunches resting atop it. It surely wouldn’t be very comfortable to sit on since it is only a plank of wood, and it is so long that you would not be able to get a good grip of the ropes in order to kick yourself up high. Honestly, she is basically just sitting on a bench that is suspended from the ceiling.

The only thing that is really remarkable about the swing is how big it is. The swing already looks big compared to Demi’s body, but then I remembered just how big Demi’s booty is. That means the swing must be even bigger than I first thought. If only there was a normal sized booty that was also within the frame that could serve as a reference.

 

 

 

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Rita Ora Displays Her Fabulous Figure In Nude Bodysuit Photos

I do not understand why the background of modeling shoots are not allowed to have hard edges. Them curving the wall into the floor throws off my bearings and makes me question which way is really up. I don’t like it. Man was meant to walk on the floor, not the wall. Anything that goes against that is an abomination against nature which must be destroyed, and I can find you at least ten other people that agree with me.

Thirteen year old me would have enjoyed having the walls in my home curve like that, though. I could have done so many sweet tricks on my skateboard in there. It would have been like living out an episode of Viva La Bam, which is pretty much as sweet as it gets for anybody. My mom probably would not have enjoyed the plummeting value of the home due to the wheel marks on the walls, but that is the price a person pays for having such a cool son.

Now all I can think of is how much cooler this shoot could have been if Rita Ora had gotten on a skateboard while wearing those high heels.

 

 

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Jennifer Lopez In Just A Tight Little Bra

I’m trying to think of all the ways I would enjoy Jennifer Lopez. I know I’d enjoy her here or there. Without a doubt, I’d enjoy her anywhere. I think I enjoy her because she has no flaw, but I enjoy her most in a tight little bra. I mean, holy moly good green eggs and ham that is one good looking woman without a shirt on. I feel like a peeping Tom. But if she’s anti-shirt then I’m anti-shirt. I’ve tossed my tee across the room in Jennifer’s honor. Who needs a top when your body is a blessing meant to be shown off.

Lopez should accidentally lose all of her shirts on purpose. Ten out of ten men would agree she looks better this way. The terminator glasses are a nice touch as well. I keep picturing her in my head saying “I’ll be back” with less and less clothes every time. I’d sure hop on a motorcycle and ride off into the future with her. But in the meantime, I’ll just take in as much of her as I can in the present. Since I am one to stare, I should probably take a picture because it’ll last longer, but I think HD 4K Go Pro video would last even longer than that. I think I’m going to look for a Go Pro to buy before going Lopez watching.

 

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Anna Heinrich’s Gorgeous Bikini Body Candids

Anna Heinrich is the best booty to wash ashore since Blackbeard’s pirate plunder. She’s arguably more valuable too. I wouldn’t want to bury something so beautiful in the sand. I’d just show her off like the gold coin she is. I hope she wouldn’t mind me sticking my shovel in her pail. Because I want to build this sand queen a sand castle. She deserves something elaborate in her honor. I’m thinking, at the minimum, a four story castle. Maybe a balcony for a view of the ocean. And if she doesn’t want a castle, I’ll just build myself one with a view of her.

Anna may be the best looking woman in a black bikini that I’ve ever seen. And I’ve only seen one woman in a black bikini. And it’s her. So she wins best looking by default. But Heinrich is going to be hard to beat if anyone else decides to wear one. I’m not discouraging any woman from wearing one as I wouldn’t mind getting a good gander at both ladies for comparison purposes. I’m just saying she’s going to be harder to outdo than the ’98 Yankees.

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Sofia Richie Perfect Body In Workout Tights

Lionel Richie was a god damned hit machine in the 80s, churning out more awesome music than you could shake a stick at. However, he wasn’t so great at churning out children who were going to be good contributors to our society. In short, Lionel’s children tend to be spoiled brats who grew up rich and turn their noses up at anyone who wasn’t.

Sofia Richie, however, has a pretty perfect body in these workout tights, but that’s about the only nice thing I’m willing to say about any of Lionel’s offspring. Sofia was born in the late 90s, so she came after Lionel had more or less finished making the hits. Perhaps that’s why she’s not as big a waste of space as her sister Nicole.

I think that Sofia Richie would do well to continue just showing up in sexy outfits and never opening her mouth or asserting some backwards position on some social issue. It’s pretty much the best way for all celebrity offspring to move through this world. Show us you inherited some great genes and keep moving, because absolutely no one cares what you think about anything at all.

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All The Very Best of: Smoking Instagram Model Lyna Perez’s Curviest Bikini Photos

Lyna Perez had better wake up every day and give thanks that she is living in a time when elastic is a plentiful resource. Otherwise, I do not think she would have been able to make it as a model. Regular fabric would not have been able to adjust to her dimensions in the same way that elastic can. It simply isn’t elastic-y enough.

Can you imagine how disgusting Lyna would look if she had to wear loose fitting clothing? I actually just threw up in my mouth a little bit. I pictured her wearing a tank top that was tight around her boobs, but loose around her stomach and I lost it. If it ever comes to that for her she might as well give up on the diet and exercise, and instead move into a trailer and start pooping out kids because the career would be over.

I think the same thing when I look at professional wrestlers wearing suits. I don’t care how well they get them tailored, the wrestler still has the same fat face that I get when the haircutter puts the bib around me.

 

 

 

 

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All The Very Best Of: Maria Domark’s Ridiculously Sexy Model Figure

I do not think most women have what it takes to be professional models. Most of the women I know cannot stand to even have a draft of air touch their bare skin. They immediately go into their clothes and come out wearing winter gear, and just for good measure wrap themselves up in a blanket.

How would they be able to follow in Maria Domark’s footsteps and remain only partially clothes at all times? I do not want to sound too harsh, but most of those women have a slightly higher BMI than Maria, as well. I do not think they would fare very nicely.

I often wonder if I have what it takes to be a male model, and then I remember their entire bodies are as hairless as an 80 year old man’s legs. Mine, on the other hand, is hairier than some breeds of dogs. I do not think I would fare very well either.

I can only imagine the razor burn my body would develop after a few weeks of shaving. And the amount of money that I’d spend on razorblades would be insane. I think I’m better off financially sticking with my 9 to 5 job.

 

 

 

 

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Blanca Blanco Beautiful Butt In Teeny Weeny New Yellow Bikini

I knew it was possible to split your pants by stretching too far, but I was not aware that a woman could split her top in the same way. Blanca Blanco must have been doing some aggressive stretching in order to make her top tear like that. I’m not trying to say she is petite in the brassier, but she ain’t no Pamela Anderson either.

It is incidents like that which are the reason why I always double up when it comes to swimsuits. When I am making incredibly radical trick frisbee catches, I do not want to be worrying about my cracking seeing sunshine.

My trick catches are my icebreaker with ladies at the beach, so I can’t give them up. Without them the ladies will not think I am any cooler than those losers throwing a football back and forth. It doesn’t take much skill to catch a ball that travels in a straight line. My six month old nephew can do that without even leaving his crib, and he’d only cry a little bit afterwards.

Next time Blanca might want to think about doubling up, as well.

 

 

 

 

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Noah Cyrus Hard Pokies In Sexy Crop Top Pics

If Noah Cyrus and her sister Miley are anything, they’re the physical manifestation of dad Billy Ray’s old haircut: One’s all business in the front and the other’s all party in the back! While Noah may be the business end of the equation, she’s definitely not shy about flaunting what she’s got, just like her party all the time big sis Miley.

Noah has been increasing her profile of late, showing off her nips in a variety of tops lately, though these might rank among my favorite looks for the oddly named offspring of BRC. In one she’s wearing a pair of tiny undies, and showing off lots of leg. In another, she’s poking out in an almost transparent white tank top. It’s a veritable cornucopia of sexiness and Noah’s right in the epicenter.

So don’t be turned off by her name or by her father’s absolutely atrocious music, and give Noah Cyrus a try. She seems like a cool enough chick to let you take her for a ride, though make sure you bring her back in one piece. You don’t want break Billy Ray’s achy breaky heart, do you? He’s been through so much, and now looks like Mac from that season of It’s Always Sunny when he gained all that weight…

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