Celebrities news

World best celeb blog

-->

Supermodel Elsa Hosk’s Red Hot Bikini Body Is Ridiculously Sexy

Elsa Hosk in a red bikini has inspired me to sing Englebert Humperdinck’s Release Me song to my last lover. The only problem is, I don’t exactly remember who was the last woman to agree to be in a relationship with me, so I’m basically singing to the wall and whoever it may concern should they overhear. Hosk is hot. And I want to make sure I’m fully available to answer should she ever call. I plan on sending a care package equipped with gifts and all of my contact information if she wants more of where it came from.

Hosk looks spicier than a bucket full of bright red hot tamale candies. Just as sweet too. I wish someone came up with the bright idea to put that in a package. But then if they did, I’d never see a free spirited Elsa out in the sun. I think things may be better this way. Beautiful women don’t belong in boxes. They belong on the beach. And Elsa is something like a Mother Teresa with her kindness. She keeps giving the gift that keeps on giving. Because I know seeing her in a bikini puts a smile on everyone’s face and sure does brighten up the day.

[Elsa Hosk’s Unquestionable Supermodel Status]

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA

The post Supermodel Elsa Hosk’s Red Hot Bikini Body Is Ridiculously Sexy appeared first on Egotastic – Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Candice Swanepoel’s Supermodel Bod To Get Through Your Week’s Hump

I am going to go out on a limb and guess Candice Swanepoel does not have allergies, because if she did I doubt we would be seeing her doing cartwheels through a field of flowers. But with all the editing that gets done to these shoots she could very well be on some soundstage in New York, far from the pollen that plagues nature.

There is something mildly unsettling to me about walking through a field while not being able to see the ground. To me it is the same as swimming in open waters. Who knows what is lurking just out of sight?

There could easily be some snake, or a bear, or a graboid waiting to nip at your ankles. And then what happens? You die in horrible agony, all because you wanted a cute photo.

No thanks, Candice. I am happy to rely on my poor photo editing skills to get my upvotes, so you can feel free to rub your tookus on all the flowers in the world. Maybe you can even start selling them as your signature brand after that. I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks they’d go up in value after that.

 

[Candice Swanepoel’s Hot Shots Right Over Here]

Photo Credit: Instagram / MEGA

The post Candice Swanepoel’s Supermodel Bod To Get Through Your Week’s Hump appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Alessandra Ambrosio Showcases Her Sexy, Tight Core In Skin-Filled Workout Candids

One of these days I am going to find out how difficult it is to perform a handstand, I just haven’t gotten around to it yet.

It seems to me like it is the kind of skill that can be learned in an afternoon, but impresses people to no end. Anyone who thinks I am underestimating the talent involved need to remember that Chris Farley was able to execute a perfect cartwheel. Granted, that isn’t quite the same act, If that burly boy could keep his body upright for a split second then I think most of us can for much longer.

When you think about it, handstands are just like standing upright, only you aren’t upright, you’re downright and using your hands…

On second thought, don’t think about it. It doesn’t sound possible if you think about. Hands aren’t meant for standing. It’s unnatural, like alligator jerky or grown men with Hello Kitty backpacks. There is no need to ever need hands for standing, and if you ever do find yourself in such a situation you need to rethink your life choices. I don’t know what led Alessandra Ambrosia to be such an expert, but clearly it’s been a tough life.

 

 

 

[Her Hottest Pics And All The Supermodels From The VS Show In New York]

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA 

The post Alessandra Ambrosio Showcases Her Sexy, Tight Core In Skin-Filled Workout Candids appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Czech Supermodel Eva Herzigova’s Tight European Bod On Display In Lingerie Spread

That butt dimple Eva Herzigova is rocking is out of this world. Normally when a butt cheek is concave the person looks emaciated and sickly looking, but I do not get that at all. This butt dimple makes it look like she is flexing 24/7. If that really is the case then there is no need to waste time wondering how she got so fit. Flexing all the time will do that for you. I on the other hand have to be more strategic about when I flex. If I suck my gut in for too long I will pass out and then I won’t be ready for when a hot girl passes by.

I am curious why the chairs at modeling shoots and film sets have not seen an upgrade in one hundred years. They have been using the same foldable chairs this whole time and we all know they cannot be comfortable. They are a step below the foldable camping chairs that we have all used. Even those have improved over the years. The have leg rests and cup holders. There is no cup holder for Eva. Where would she put her beer if she cared to drink one? It’s a human rights violation, is what it is!

 

 

Photo Credit: MEGA / Instagram 

The post Czech Supermodel Eva Herzigova’s Tight European Bod On Display In Lingerie Spread appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Famous Celebrity Joseph Carrillo Modeling for Macla

alistcelebrity posted a photo:

Famous Celebrity Joseph Carrillo Modeling for Macla

Famous Celebrity Joseph Carrillo Modeling for Macla

Famous Celebrity Joseph Carrillo Modeling for Macla

alistcelebrity posted a photo:

Famous Celebrity Joseph Carrillo Modeling for Macla

Famous Celebrity Joseph Carrillo Modeling for Macla

Bella Hadid Hard Nips On Display In Busty Little Crop Top

Bella Hadid can turn heads with an elaborate gown, but her truly magical quality is that she can turn heads in nothing but a simple white tank top. I guess that’s how you make the leap from regular model to supermodel.

I think we’re safe calling Bella Hadid a supermodel, don’t you? I feel like she’s managed to make that leap by now, and if this look at her hard nips in a very sheer white top isn’t proof enough, I don’t know what is.

What makes one a supermodel and how does one determine if one is a supermodel versus a regular model. It can’t be up to the models themselves, I imagine they’d all pick being a supermodel. There’s got to be some of each, you can’t overwhelm the world with supermodels, because then they cease to be super.

I think Bella Hadid is probably fine with being labeled a supermodel, though if she had to drop down a category for the greater good, I think she’d be fine doing that as well. So long as she doesn’t mind going braless in a teeny white top from time to time, she can call herself whatever she likes.

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA / Instagram 

The post Bella Hadid Hard Nips On Display In Busty Little Crop Top appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Elyse Knowles And All The Sexiest Models Sharing The Runway In Perth

I had no idea that there was another Knowles worthy of being noticed. Beyoncé can take a backseat for right now because Elyse is sure something to stare at. She even wears a toga like some kind of goddess. Where has this heavenly creature been all my life. This proves that I need to be more open-minded and attend fashion shows. I won’t ever need TV again if I’m allowed to watch women like this all of the time. Elyse has the potential to be my primary source of entertainment by just standing there and looking pretty. Seems to me she’s already a professional at that. And I would have no problem paying her my full salary for recreational glimpses at the greatest looking woman with two fine working legs that I’ve seen in a long time.

The most amazing part about Elyse is that she looks great in everything. Every outfit is her color. And every toga makes her look like a work of art. There’s no dress that she could ever throw on and have me second guess whether I should suggest that she change or not. I guess that’s the side effects of being perfect.

 

Photo Credit: MEGA / Backgrid USA 

The post Elyse Knowles And All The Sexiest Models Sharing The Runway In Perth appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Madison Beer Looks Amazing Showing Skin In Sultry Little Outfit

What are the chances that Madison Beer has had her jaw shaved down? I know it isn’t likely, but I feel like there needs to be a better explanation than it simply being genetics. I have seen a lot of jaws in my lifetime, and rarely are they ever as angular as hers. Often they are hidden behind roles of fat, so that does skew the numbers a bit, but I do not have much confidence that the obese are hiding action hero chins under the fat.

Someone needs to start keeping track of the size of celebs jaws. I have heard it said that athletes who use steroids also have their skulls grow, so over time they are visibly larger than they were earlier in their career. I think something similar could be done in this context as well.

If it turns out that Madison has had her face altered I would like to issue a warning. Who knows how changing the shape of a jaw could affect the sound of a voice as well. Since her career is singing I feel like that should be given due consideration. She might end up sounding like a chipmunk on helium.

 

Photo Credit: Splash News / Backgrid USA 

The post Madison Beer Looks Amazing Showing Skin In Sultry Little Outfit appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

This New Elle Shoot Proves Elsa Hosk May Be The Sexiest Supermodel

Seeing Elsa Hosk in these photos makes me feel like I am wandering around a modern art exhibit.

Now, I know that does not necessarily sound like a compliment, but in this case it is. The woman is a living art piece, and that is not a compliment that I throw around all lackadaisically. Well, there are times when there will be a hint of lackadaisicalness, but this is not one of those times, I assure you. The jaw dropping beauty of Elsa makes it impossible for me to give an insincere compliment.

If I had the ambition I would enroll in art school, bury myself under a mountain of debt, and become only a marginally better artist just for the chance to paint her on canvas. That way her beauty would never be lost to time, assuming there is going to be an apocalyptic event that will destroy all digital records. Thankfully I do not have that ambition, so it is a moot point. And I think we are all better off for that. There is no way that I would have been able to do her justice.

 

Photo Credit: Elle Magazine/ Splash News / Instagram 

The post This New Elle Shoot Proves Elsa Hosk May Be The Sexiest Supermodel appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Emrata Looks Outstanding All Glammed Up In Little Lace Number

You know what I love most about Emily Ratajkowski? Everything. I don’t know if there is anything I don’t like about her. And every time I say that, someone always shakes their head at me like I’m a crazy person. But really, they’re the crazy person. If you don’t look at Emily Ratajkowski in this little lace number don’t feel your heart beating faster, there is something wrong with you.

I get we all got our things; legs, boobs, butts, whatever, but Emily Ratajkowski has it all. There ain’t nothing her that ain’t perfect. Shake your head all you want, but I’m not backing down for this. Emily Ratajkowski is hot. Period. End of sentence. She’s the complete package. She’s the hottest person in the world right now. There, I said it and I’m not taking it back. Challenge me all you want, but you know what they say; the heart wants what the heart wants and this heart wants Emily Ratajkowski. Be it in a little lace dress or a lace bikini or a lace nothing at all because she’s nude, as long as it’s Emily Ratajkowski, I’m one happy camper.

I know I’m not alone, Emily Ratajkowski is a dream girl to a lot of people. It just always surprises me when she’s not the dream girl for every single person on rock floating in space. Emily Ratajkowski is hot.

[EmRata’s Sexiest Super-Yacht Candids]

Photo Credit: MEGA 

The post Emrata Looks Outstanding All Glammed Up In Little Lace Number appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Supermodels Olivia Culpo and Devon Windsor Show Off Their Assets Together In Revealing Bikinis

There is a good reason I have no idea where supermodels vacation. Because I’d never leave. I know the supermodels would be there only a brief period of time, but if knew what beach Olivia Culpo and Devon Windsor were at together, wearing some super sexy bikinis I would live there forever.

I honestly mean I would sit on the sand, watch Olivia Culpo and Devon Windsor in bikinis, they would leave, and then I would be too stunned to move. I would be overcome with joy or happiness or whatever feelings one has when seeing Olivia Culpo and Devon Windsor in bikinis in real life. It would be like Olivia Culpo and Devon Windsor and their hot bodies would turn me into stone. I know that sounds bad, but if you gotta get turned into stone that how I want it to happen. Thankfully I have little desire to travel. I would be in real danger, real sexy danger, but danger none the less.

Olivia Culpo and Devon Windsor together in pictures is almost too much sexiness for me to handle. I know it’s a risk, but damn it, it’s a risk we are all willing to take. Olivia Culpo and Devon Windsor together in bikinis is a sight we all should see at least once in our lives. Though, twice is better. And the third time is pretty great as well. Fourth time… you know.

[More Sexy Bini Shots Of The Former Miss Universe Right Here]

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA / Splash News 

The post Supermodels Olivia Culpo and Devon Windsor Show Off Their Assets Together In Revealing Bikinis appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Emily Ratajkowski Coke Stomach

Our lawyers are advising us to emphasize that we are neither suggesting that Emily is using illicit substances to keep her tummy tight, nor are we saying she is using her flat stomach as a surface for others to use illicit substances on. The title was simply making note of the convenient brand placement near one of Emily’s many valuable assets. A product placement that she could be making a pretty penny off of, while I get NOTHING!

Thankfully Emily had the good sense to cop the bottom of that hideous shirt. Her stomach was actually able to salvage the look. Had the shirt still been complete I think she could have finally made the cover of She-mullet Magazine. It is a standup publication and they have some high standards for what they will include. As of yet I believe it is Emily’s white whale.

I am fighting saying anything good about Coca-Cola. Since I am not getting a kickback I do not want to give them anything for free. But I also do not want to insult them, thereby keeping them from employing me in the future. So all I will say is Coca-Cola is a beverage which is consumed by many.

 

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA

The post Emily Ratajkowski Coke Stomach appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

EmRata, Jasmine Tookes, And All The Sexiest A-List Models On The UNICEF Gala Red Carpet

If you’re like me, you wish had a little more time to give back. Maybe you wish you could open your wallet more to a good cause. Only problem is you don’t have that much free time nor do you have much in your wallet. But you are still generous in spirit so, let’s reward our good deeds with some hotties on a red carpet for charity.

Now, I’m not trying to say wanting to be generous is the same thing as actually spending your time, money, and energy helping out a cause you love, but I also don’t want to be a Debbie Downer and take away from the awesomeness of a sexy red carpet. Come on, these lovely ladies will do more to further any cause than any of us ever could. They bring light to these charities in a way that is beyond our means. None of us are super hot hotties like Jasmine Tookes. And if we were hotties like Jasmine Tookes, then no doubt we’d throw on a super sexy dress and walk your red carpet so everyone could know about your great cause. These ladies are doing wonders and being wonderfully sexy all at the same time.

You know what, let’s make a plan to lend a hand. Do whatever you can, couple bucks here, few hours there, and then reward yourself some hotties on the red carpet. Sounds like a win-win to me.

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA 

The post EmRata, Jasmine Tookes, And All The Sexiest A-List Models On The UNICEF Gala Red Carpet appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Who’s Hotter: Supermodel Smackdown with Hailey Baldwin and Cambrie Schroder

For any leg lovers out there, this is going to be a tough decision. Both of these gals have got some quality equipment that they are working with, and neither have knees that resemble baby heads. That last detail is really important. I do not care how long a lady’s legs are, I do not want to look at them if they are going to make me feel like someone is staring back. The only voyeurism that I condone is that which is done by me, because I have principles.

What I am really loving about Hailey is the dress that she is wearing here. It looks so classy for a day out. Most of the women I know won’t put on a dress unless it is a special occasion and they know a camera is going to be brought out. I suppose being famous means you can usually count on a camera being around though, so it is better to be safe than sorry. Being caught wearing old sweats could really hurt your image as a model.

So I guess Hailey is going to walk away with the win today, and Cambrie will have to put forth more of an effort next time.

 

Photo Credit: Splash News / Backgrid USA

The post Who’s Hotter: Supermodel Smackdown with Hailey Baldwin and Cambrie Schroder appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Supermodel Josephine Skriver Pimping New Victoria’s Secret Lingerie

It is not fair that Victoria’s Secret can get away with this sort of thing. That they can have Josephine Skriver stand around their clothes and imply that women will look more like her is infuriating. There are starry eyed men out there that are going to fall for these shenanigans, and after having maxed out the family credit card, are going to be left with nothing but disappointment after seeing their same old lady wearing the lingerie. Because, let’s face it, she is never going to wear the clothes again, and it isn’t like you can return it after that.

Once it becomes likely that bodily fluids have come into contact with fabric, stores tend to hold tight to their return policy and no amount of tears can change their minds. Trust me, I’ve tried. Seeing a grown man sob like his team just lost the Super Bowl is one of the hardest things to witness, and yet those heartless gypsies stood there like marble statues. Unmoved. The world of retail really has a way of destroying people spiritually. In my family we nicknamed my mother Retail because she used similar tactics.

 

Photo Credit: MEGA / Splash News / Backgrid USA

The post Supermodel Josephine Skriver Pimping New Victoria’s Secret Lingerie appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Extra-Curvy Kate Upton Pours Her Gorgeous Body Into Lingerie For New Yamamay Campaign

I like seeing a model smile in a photo shoot. Too many of them have that look on their face like they are smelling a constant string of farts from the photographer. Being that I have never been on a shoot, that might very well be the case. And if it is, then those dudes need to be introduced to Beano. I have never used the stuff myself, but they wouldn’t still be selling it if it didn’t work, right? I am pretty sure that is illegal.

But seeing Kate smile makes me think she either had a less flatulent photographer, or she genuinely likes modeling. Almost as if being paid exorbitant amounts of money for being attractive is not the burden that I have been led to believe it is. It is weird how that works. I get when I see an ugly person looking mopey. They are ugly and are reminded of it every time they see their reflection. That has got to be a boner killer. But the attractive people, they get to be consoled by that at all times. It wouldn’t matter what kind of bad news I received, I would just remind myself that my face had good bone structure, and move on with my day.

 

Photo Credit: MEGA / Splash News

The post Extra-Curvy Kate Upton Pours Her Gorgeous Body Into Lingerie For New Yamamay Campaign appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Miss Great Britain Poppy Haskell’s Sextastic Looks For Her Upcoming Skin-Filled Calendar

Miss Great Britain also needs to be nominated and win the title of Miss Great Scott because that’s all I’m able to repeat over and over after seeing a babe like her. Poppy Haskell is hot with an exclamation point at the end. A period or any other punctuation wouldn’t do her enough justice. As a matter of fact, anyone coming up with adjectives to describe Poppy should use three exclamation points at the end, every time. Just to be on the safe side.

I’m glad to see such an honorable woman enjoys spending her time at the beach in a bikini like common folk. It’s pretty standard to for someone’s head to become a bit inflated when you’re insanely attractive. Plus she’s practically royalty. She could show up anywhere in a luxurious outfit and just let everyone guess how hot she would look in a bikini. But thankfully she cared enough to spare everyone’s imagination from running off. Because I know mine sure would have been. It now allows me to focus on more important daydreams concerning her. Like what she would look like in a bikini while eating ice cream inside of a giant cake. That’s the real 64 thousand dollar question.

Photo Credit: Splash News

The post Miss Great Britain Poppy Haskell’s Sextastic Looks For Her Upcoming Skin-Filled Calendar appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Supermodel Candice Swanepoel Has Officially Crossed Into MILF Territory

I normally like to curse my parents for being hideous, because that naturally is the cause of my own ugliness. To be clear, I am referring to my physical looks here. My inner self is also ugly, but I will take responsibility for that one myself. But what I have never given them credit for is choosing a mating partner that is so ugly they ensured their children would never develop some sick mommy/daddy complex that would give Freud a hard on. If I my mother looked like Candice then I think that outcome would be a very real possibility.

Everyone I know with a hot family member has always claimed that attraction does not work the same way with someone who is blood. I have never believed them. You cannot just turn it on and off like that. Hot is hot.

Now, they are doing the respectable thing in denying it. The best thing you can do is make like Tom Cruise and run from it. But given my own endurance abilities I am relieved that was never a race I had to run. I was always able to sit on the bleachers and pity the poor sonsabitches that were trying to.

[A Whole Lot More Of Candice Swanepoel Right Here]

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA

The post Supermodel Candice Swanepoel Has Officially Crossed Into MILF Territory appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Heidi Klum Shows Off Her Model Body Lounging By The Pool In A Tiny Bikini

A supermodel’s work is never done, and no one personifies that axiom better than Heidi Klum. Over the years, Heidi has been married, had kids, and—as we all must do—aged. Yet, it’s not stopped her from staying in 100% supermodel shape throughout the years, and to look at her now is to see a woman who has been vigilant in staying in fighting shape.

It’s a hard road, and I’m sure no one knows that better than Heidi. However, she’s made it look easy, peasy, lemon squeezy. These bikini candids show off a woman who, at 45 years of age, has proven conclusively that age is nothing but a number.

Now, make no mistake about it, there’s probably an army of assistants and trainers helping her keep that body in business, but Heidi’s got the time and the money to do that, so why begrudge her? If she had all of those resources at her disposal and looked like Helga She-Beast of the Gulag, then maybe we could rag on her, but I think she knows that it takes a village to keep her in business, and I’m glad Heidi Klum has such a village at her fingertips. Rock on with your bad self, Heidi Klum!

[Heidi Klum’s Sexiest Photos And Stories Right Over Here!]

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA 

The post Heidi Klum Shows Off Her Model Body Lounging By The Pool In A Tiny Bikini appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Emily Ratajkowski Showcases Her Amazing Legs Out In Sexy Summer Dress

Is there a word for the line that forms down the center of a woman’s stomach when they do not have abs, but are still very fit? I would actually be surprised to find out that it has not been named. They seem to have a name for everything else on the body. If some science guy has the time to come up with a name for the skin on my elbow (wenis) then I do not see why they could not come up with a name like abdominus butt crack for this.

Don’t judge me on that name, it is still in beta testing. But the fact remains, Emily has one sexy abdominus butt crack. For some reason I only ever see that crevasse on women. Guys will either have abs, or a beer gut, but never no abs with a line.

Whatever Emily is doing, whether it be due to diet or exercise, is clearly working. My advice is to not go messing around with a proven method. Don’t try to fix something that isn’t broken. Don’t reinvent the wheel. It is what it is, and what it is is perfect.

 

 

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA

The post Emily Ratajkowski Showcases Her Amazing Legs Out In Sexy Summer Dress appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

You’re Gonna Want To See All The Extra Curvy Babes From The Maxim Hot 100 Experience Red Carpet

Just because you weren’t in San Diego this past weekend for Comic Con doesn’t mean that you missed out on the hottest show in town, because it certainly wasn’t in that geek mecca. This weekend was also the official launch party for Maxim’s annual list of the Hot 100, and it was a smorgasbord of hottie showing off the estimable talents that landed them on this year’s list!

Busty blonde beauty Lindsey Pelas kicks things off with some peekaboo cleavage, though it’s pretty hard to contain those puppies even if her outfit didn’t look like it was cut to ribbons. Tinashe was also there, looking resplendent in red, though Kira Kosarin might have upstaged her with an even sexier red top! Kim Kardashian clone Sheana Shay was showing off the goods too, as was Casey Kasem’s daughter Kerri.

Brit beauty Erin Willerton used pasties to keep her nips under wraps, but the rest of her outfit left precious little to the imagination. Ravishing redhead Renee Olstead stole my heart in a busty-looking LBD, along with more peekaboo cleavage from Amber Mille, and rounding things out is another lady in red, the lovely Alisha Marie!

Who’s your favorite babe from this event? Let us know in the comments section below!

[See A Whole Lot More Of Maxim’s Finest Right Here!]

Photo Credit: MEGA

The post You’re Gonna Want To See All The Extra Curvy Babes From The Maxim Hot 100 Experience Red Carpet appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Italian Model Silvia Caruso Gets Touchy-Feely With Her Girlfriend In Sextastic Beachside Candids

I’d personally like to make my to Italy to thank the entire country for their contributions to this world. Pizza, Pasta, and the giving everyone the ability to enjoy exotic imports like Silvia Caruso. She has a better body than any Lamborghini I’ve seen in magazines. And I’d sure pick her to take out for a spin in the evening over a sports car every time. I’d purposely cut the brake cables when I’m out on the town with a woman who has curves like her. Full speed with my pedal married to the floor, showing her one of the best nights of her life when she’s with me.

I’m glad Silvia is a sharer. She brought another hot babe with her to the beach without anyone asking. I’m a fan of the double trouble. I used to believe the best deal on buy one get one free was on six packs of select beer brands but I like this situation much better. What could be better than warm weather, warm water, and warm smiles from two very welcoming women? It’s a trifecta that’s perfect for having a great time. And if I must have a great time, I prefer to have that great time with Silvia and company.

Photo Credit: MEGA

The post Italian Model Silvia Caruso Gets Touchy-Feely With Her Girlfriend In Sextastic Beachside Candids appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Who’s Hotter: Taylor Swift And Gigi Hadid Short Shorts Edition

This is a real toughie. I have long been infatuated with Taylor Swift’s legs, but Gigi puts forth a good showing of her own. Honestly, with the rest of their bodies cropped out I would be hard pressed to actually identify whose is whose. Put them in a police lineup and I might be selecting the wrong person for prison.

I hate for this decision to come down to the attractiveness of their clothing, but I think it might have to. And in that regard Taylor clearly has the edge. Her shorts are darker and not frayed, and her top is much more revealing and therefor hotter as well.

Gigi on the other hand is wearing a pirate shirt that has not looked good on anyone since Errol Flynn, and her shorts are faded and frayed. I do not like frayed shorts. They bug the hell out of me. If I wore a pair I know that by the end of the day there would be nothing left but the pockets because I would be picking at them constantly. And since I cannot pick at her shorts I am forced to sit here annoyed, picking at my own not frayed shorts, trying to make them frayed so that I can pick at them some more.

 

[See A Lot More Of Taylor Swift Right Here]

[Gigi Hadid Smokeshow At The Met Gala]

Photo Credit: Splash News / Backgrid USA

The post Who’s Hotter: Taylor Swift And Gigi Hadid Short Shorts Edition appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Gigi Hadid Stuns Showing Off Her Sexy Stomach In Sultry Little Mini Top

If this yellow outfit that makes her look like one of Donna and the Dynamos is any indication, Gigi Hadid’s got Mamma Mia fever! I don’t know if Gigi is heading out to the theaters this weekend to catch the new sequel, but something tells me she’s gonna be dancing in the aisles when Cher sings “Fernando.”

Then again, maybe Gigi is desperately trying to make puffy sleeves happen, following the failure of Seinfeld to launch the trend. It’s been a solid 25 years, so maybe she felt the world was finally ready to embrace the pirate look once again, though she looks a bit like she might be a waitress at Bahama Breeze.

The fact of the matter is that this look shouldn’t work for anyone but Charo, but she’s managed to pull it off and could, perhaps, set off the latest fashion trend that’s sure to send everyone out to their local retailers in a desperate search for a shirt like this one. That, or she’s a lone wolf that plays by her own rules and decides when certain looks are in. It could honestly go either way with someone this hot!

[Gigi On A Yacht Full Of Hotties Right Here]

Photo Credit: Instagram / Splash News / Backgrid USA

The post Gigi Hadid Stuns Showing Off Her Sexy Stomach In Sultry Little Mini Top appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Supermodel Karolina Kurkova Bikini Body In Luxury Yacht Candids

It is hard to believe that Karolina Kurkova ever struggled with thyroid problems when you get a look at the body she is rocking now. I have seen my fair share of mom bods in my day, and very few can pull of the two piece look without getting compliments that are purely patronizing. I know for a fact that Karolina has never received a patronizing compliment in her life.

When her thyroid started acting up she whipped it into shape real quick. She does not have time to waste on that malarkey. She’s got money to be made and photos to have shot. That is hard to do when a part of your body is throwing a tantrum like a two-year-old and refuses to acknowledge that your lifestyle does not support the pounds that it is choosing to create.

That has to feel like a real kick to the gonads, or in her case ovaries, when you have the discipline to stick to a specific diet and workout routine only to have your body say, “Nah, fuck that. We’re feeling husky.” If any part of my body tries that shit I am cutting it out myself with an X-Acto knife.

 

[Karolina Kurkova Bikini Body On A Different Luxury Yacht, Because Two Super Yachts Are Always Better Than One]

Photo Credit: MEGA / Instagram 

The post Supermodel Karolina Kurkova Bikini Body In Luxury Yacht Candids appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Who’s Hotter: Bikini Models Elizabeth Turner and Danielle Herrington Turn Heads Partying Together

Take special note of the swimsuit top that Danielle Herrington is wearing. I was once out in a group and there was a girl wearing a similar top. One of her friends then pulled down said top to expose a pierced nipple.

There is nothing more to that story, I only wanted to let more people know that it happened and that it was awesome. I will carry that memory with me until the day I die. My only regret is that I was so drunk by that point in the night I am not sure if I can trust my own memory. That was perhaps the worst time in my life to reach that level of intoxication.

You might think I could just ask the other people who were present to confirm if it happened or not. But the only other people I know for sure would have seen it would be the girl who pulled down the top and the girl who was wearing the top. And if I am wrong, and I only dreamt up the whole incident, then I am in for a very awkward conversation with them. Besides, I am happier believing it to be true.

 

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA

The post Who’s Hotter: Bikini Models Elizabeth Turner and Danielle Herrington Turn Heads Partying Together appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Ashley Graham’s Bodacious Bikini Body Is All Curves In All The Right Places

All you haters better back off and all you sinners better get in my truck! Ashley Graham is one of the hottest women on the planet and any chance we get to see her rocking a bikini and showing off her ample curves is one worth taking.

This full-figured brunette beauty has been the subject of controversy here in the States where some men feel that women have to meet a certain standard in order to be considered sexy. There’s a word for men like this: Morons. There’s no universally accepted definition of beautiful, and as the saying goes, it rests mostly in the eye of the beholder. So if you behold her and don’t like her, move on. There’s plenty of other women that more readily fit whatever narrow definition of the word beautiful makes your miserable ass comfortable.

The rest of us will be over here admiring Ashley’s many virtues and enjoying the hell out of ourselves in the bargain. I’d love for everyone to be able to see the beauty I see when I look at Ashley, but I’m too much of a realist to expect any of you to change. If you have something negative to say about Ashley, go peddle that shit elsewhere. We don’t want you here.

[Get Your Fill Of Ashley Graham Bikini Pics Right Here]

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA / Splash News

The post Ashley Graham’s Bodacious Bikini Body Is All Curves In All The Right Places appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Weekend Bikini Roundup: Natasha Oakley, Elizabeth Turner And Much, Much More Curvy Goodness

There’s no better time than summer to spend some time walking on the beaches looking at the peaches! This past weekend was a scorcher and the best thing about that kind of weather is catching up with all the hot babes who hit the beach in their barely-there bikinis!

If you’re like me and you’re not up on all the latest hotties, allow me to introduce you to some of the hottest women you’ve ever seen. First of all, don’t be scared off by the literary allusions Alysia Kaempf’s last name conjurs, though I do wonder what her significant other calls her behind closed doors. Then there’s the gorgeous Caroline Vreeland, who really knows a thing or two about a thing or two.

Let’s see who else we’ve got here… Ah yes, Natasha Oakley, who’s hotter than the sunglasses with whom she shares a name. Elizabeth Turner, Devin Brugman, Natalie Roser, and Veronica Maya are no slouches either. I think we’d be happy to spend the day at the beach with any of these sun worshipping goddesses.

As a matter of fact, I think The Stranglers said it better than I ever could, so please enjoy this classic tune as you take a stroll through the gallery below…

Photo Credit: Splash News / Backgrid USA / MEGA 

The post Weekend Bikini Roundup: Natasha Oakley, Elizabeth Turner And Much, Much More Curvy Goodness appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.

Victoria’s Secret Supermodel Candice Swanepoel’s Outstanding Post-Baby Bikini Bod

I have never carried a baby inside of me, and I still do not look as good as Candice Swanepoel does now. I did carry a baby on the outside of my body before, but it wreaked so much havoc that I swore to never do it again. The back pain was out of this world, the kid must have weighed close to eleven pounds. In what reality am I supposed to be able to undergo such a strenuous feat? Did they mistake me for the almighty Thor? Impossible, I do not even have blonde hair. And that only addresses the thing’s weight. I have not even touched on the smells that have yet to leave my nostrils.

Some people claim babies smell pleasant. I am convinced that those people are on meth and live in abandoned port-a-shitters. Kids have the perpetual stench of sour milk and human waste. It does not matter how recent their last bath was, or how fresh their clothes are. It is almost like the smell seeps out of their pours until puberty when they become clogged with Axe.

But of course polite society pretends none of this is true in an attempt to get more babies made, because we need future people to pay into Social Security.

 

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA

The post Victoria’s Secret Supermodel Candice Swanepoel’s Outstanding Post-Baby Bikini Bod appeared first on Egotastic - Sexy Celebrity Gossip and Entertainment News.