I don’t think Elon Musk is a particularly intelligent person. He’s more what an unintelligent person thinks a smart person would be. He’s a rich CEO inventor, but he isn’t rich for the things he’s invented, he’s richer because his idea for a bank that’s entirely online got bought out and became PayPal. He’s not building rockets and electric cars himself, he’s paying people to build rockets and electric cars so he can become the slave king of Mars, where Earth law doesn’t apply.
What Elon Musk mostly does is Tweet, and if SNL wanted to have someone on to host because they’re famous on Twitter, they should have asked dril to host.
the only nfts i deal in are nerds in the Fucking trashcan. suck my Dick
— wint (@dril) April 30, 2021
listen bitch i know what “poop“ is and i dont like it
— wint (@dril) April 24, 2021
personally im thrilled of bidens dog being sent to a shadowy offshore facility to have the Evil surgically removed from its pea sized brain
— wint (@dril) April 12, 2021
See, those are good tweets, and those are only his recent ones. He has a decades-long history of making good tweets.
On the other side of that coin are the tweets Elon Musk has made in preparation for his spot hosting SNL next week.
Woke James Bond
SNL May 8
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 1, 2021
Irony Man – defeats villains using the power of irony
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 1, 2021
“Woke James Bond” and “Irony Man” are things a 12-year-old on 4chan would think of. But those weren’t the worst idea he had.
Baby Shark & Shark Tank merge to form Baby Shark Tank
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 1, 2021
Baby Shark Tank was the worst idea he had. That’s the sort of thing I’d expect Blaine Capatch to put in a “Quick, someone bring MADtv back” tweet.
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Planters Baby Truck Nut
— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) April 29, 2021
If you don’t get it, MADtv was mostly sketches driven by pun titles based on TV shows, usually combined with another famous property, something MADtv writers Capatch and Patton Oswalt have made fun of in the years after they left the show.
Elon’s ideas are unfunny even by current SNL standards, though, and that’s a sort of accomplishment, at any rate. Considering cast members will be able to opt-out of appearing in sketches with Musk, I imagine the only thing that’s going to get written for him is going to be very unflattering for Musk. It’s not like his acting ability was a plus to having him in skits anyway.
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Joan Rivers’ Revenge? Rachel Brosnahan Got Jumped by a Crazy Person on the ‘Marvelous Mrs. Maisel’ Set
Melissa Rivers, daughter of groundbreaking stand-up comic Joan Rivers, has recently expressed her frustration with Amazon’s hit dramedy The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel because it borrows so heavily from her late mother’s life and comedic style without ever acknowledging her.
She’s not really wrong. Here’s Joan Rivers performing at the Apollo.
And here’s Rachel Brosnahan performing as Midge Maisel.
They aren’t telling the same jokes but you can tell a lot of how she delivers her lines and carries herself on stage and especially how she sounds while doing crowd work is inspired by Joan Rivers. Which makes sense, Rivers was doing comedy during the same time period and she was the queen of crowd work, which is what made her so good at working the red carpet at Hollywood events.
Is the angry spirit of Joan Rivers haunting the production The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel for this slight? Well, the weirdest thing happened while they were filming the upcoming season. While they were doing a location shoot on a New York City street made to look like a 1960s newsstand, a couple of guys wandered into the shoot and started fighting, and one of them put his hands on Rachel Brosnahan because apparently there wasn’t any security on hand to deal with it.
Luckily no one was hurt, but creator Amy Sherman-Palladino was reportedly pretty shaken up.
Personally, I don’t think that Joan Rivers’ angry poltergeist is haunting the show despite the troubles the show has had, like taking a year off filming because of the pandemic. If Joan Rivers was going to haunt something, she’d make sure everyone knew it was her. She also has a perfectly good body lying wherever she was buried, it’s not like she’s going to decompose, her body was mostly just Botox and silicone filler by the end.
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Billie Eilish used to dress in a way that could best be described as a cross between a burlap sack and the ‘Think Big’ video from 90s Nicktoon Doug. It was definitely a look, but she ditched it the second she turned 18, choosing instead to dress like a normal human being.
It turns out she’s a little chubby, and in a feature for Vogue, she didn’t really care for her belly being the symbol of body positivity.
“It made me really offended when people were like, ‘Good for her for feeling comfortable in her bigger skin,’” she says, curling her lips in mockery. “Jesus Christ?! Good for me? F**k off!” She splutters with frustration. “The more the internet and the world care about somebody that’s doing something they’re not used to, they put it on such a high pedestal that then it’s even worse.”
She basically did the opposite of body positivity by doing a photoshoot in corsets for the magazine, saying she did it because she hates her stomach.
Even with the new hair and sexy undies, I still think she looks like the girl you took to prom because the girl you wanted to take to prom said no. She doesn’t look bad, just, you know, gettable. I would definitely describe that look as gettable.
But the real question, the one thing I want to know, something Eilish left unanswered is what is with that tattoo? It kind of looks like a dragon or a mythical bird. And does it integrate her vagina into the tattoo design? It’s in that area. I’m not a fan of those, you get a girl in bed and go under the covers and suddenly you’re making out with Homer Simpson. Not sexy.
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Just a few days ago, Josh Duggar was arrested in Arkansas for receiving and possessing child pornography.
It was horrific news, but unfortunately it wasn't exactly shocking.
All the way back in 2015, the world learned that Josh had molested five young girls when he was a teenager, including four of his own sisters.
The family was just starting to get some attention around this time, and so Jim Bob and Michelle did all they could to sweep everything under the rug.
They sent Josh off to work construction for a few months instead of getting him any real help, and then they had him speak with a state trooper who was a friend of the family -- and who is coincidentally currently serving time in prison on his own child porn charges.
That's it. That's how they handled it.
And then, several years later when In Touch did their investigation and discovered what had happened, Jim Bob and Michelle downplayed the molestations in a major way, essentially saying that Josh had just been curious about girls.
They claimed that the girls had been asleep when Josh had touched him, that he was super sorry and would never do anything like that again ... basically anything to write off what had happened as a teenage boy making an understandable mistake instead of what it was.
Which, again, was child molestation.
A little while after this, Josh was outed for having an Ashley Madison account -- Ashley Madison, in case you forgot, was a website for specifically married men to find women for hook ups.
He released a statement apologizing and admitting to having both a sex addiction and a porn addiction and went off for more "treatment."
A few years later, in the fall of 2019, Homeland Security raided Josh's home.
At the time, it was unclear what they were looking for, and it wasn't until Friday that we learned the troubling details.
Right now, Josh is still being detained on one count of possessing child pornography and one count of receiving it.
In the coming days it will be decided if he can be released on bond, what the bond will be, and where he will go if he is released -- a judge has already ordered that he not be allowed to stay in a residence with minors, meaning he can't go home or to his parents' house.
His trial is set for early July -- he's facing up to 40 years in prison and hundreds of thousands of dollars in fines.
So far, a few family members have made statements about the charges.
Jim Bob and Michelle vaguely implied that Josh is innocent and declared that they still love him, Jessa said she was "saddened," and Jinger said she was "disturbed."
But there's one person being harsher than anyone else right now, and that is Derick Dillard.
Derick and Jill have been a bit estranged from the rest of the Duggar family for a while now, and Derick in particular has been very outspoken about his issues with them.
So it makes sense that he really didn't mince words when talking about Josh's arrest.
He started out by liking some statements on Twitter calling for the cancellation of Counting On, the family's reality show.
Someone told him that it wouldn't be fair to cancel it because "Josh and his parents have nothing to do" with it, and it wouldn't be fair to the other family members that do appear on the show.
"It's the parents' show, you know that, right?" Derick responded.
His issue seems to be that Jim Bob and Michelle are partially responsible for all of this because of the remarkably poor way they handled the molestations, so Counting On should be cancelled just like 19 Kids and Counting was.
He said that the "rebranding" from one show to the other was "not handled well," and that "The public was deceived. Their plan worked. And we were told to keep filming and keep our mouths shut."
This is the issue he's always had with how Jim Bob controls everything about the show -- when Counting On started, it was supposed to be about the older daughters, specifically Jill and Jessa, with Josh and the parents nowhere in sight.
As time has gone on, Jim Bob and Michelle have started appearing more and more, and it's not a great look.
One of Derick's followers said that the other kids don't want to leave the show like he and Jill did so he should leave it alone, but he asked "How do you know they're not trying to leave?"
"They didn't know what we knew when we knew it. As I've said before, we were told to not talk to the others about what we learned. And based on our history, I don't know what scare tactics are used on the others to keep them compliant."
"We pushed back for a long time & pretended like there was nothing wrong on the outside before we finally got to the place where we quit," he continued.
"Everyone has their own context, including timeline, incentives, fears/threats, information, etc. that they must operate within, so it will play out and look different as each individual behaves & responds differently within their unique context."
He summarized all this cryptic talk with "My main message at this point is just for people to evaluate critically and not just assume things are as they appear on the surface. Thank you."
He also added that "Needless to say, the last 3 years of law school have been very eye-opening, albeit triggering in more ways than one."
If you're not sure what he means by any of this, you're not alone -- it's all pretty vague.
But he definitely has a major issue with Josh, Jim Bob, Michelle, and even TLC.
Derick said in his rant that he'd be sharing more information "later in a different context," and he also liked a tweet asking him to talk about Josh's arrest and his thoughts, so we'll probably be hearing more from him soon.
And for once, we can't wait to hear what Derick has to say.
He's here, you guys!
And he's perfect!
On Saturday, Jersey Shore star Deena Cortese welcomed her second son, announcing the amazing news one day after giving birth.
"The Buckners are now officially a party of 4. Cameron Theo Buckner was born May 1st at 7:21pm weighing 7 pound 3 ounces and 20 inches long," the MTV star wrote on Instagram.
As you can see above and below, Deena included with this message some adorable photos of her brand new addition.
Along with husband Chris Buckner, too.
"He is such a little angel baby .. mommy is feeling well and we are all so beyond happy and we're bursting out with so much love .. our hearts are full!
"We can't wait until he meets his big brother tomorrow!! #boymom #bucknerpartyof4."
Indeed, Chris and Deena are also parents to a two-year old son named CJ.
In October of 2020, the MTV personality broke her pregnancy news as follows:
“We’re so excited to announce we’re expecting Baby Buckner No. 2 May 1, 2021.
"Our hearts are filled with so much love and joy!
"CJ is going to be the best big brother ever!!! #blessed #growingfamily Sooo for everyone that was asking YES YES YES. I’m pregnant."
The Jersey Shore regular kept her folllowers well apprised of her journey over the past few months as well.
"I have to say this pregnancy really was amazing," she wrote not long before Cameron arrived.
"And even though I feel like this last month is dragging ( mostly because I'm in pain and uncomfortable) it truly flew by...
"Definitely having a whirlwind of emotions .. happiness ..excitement .. so much love."
Cortese also shared her excitement at the time for her two sons to become the "best of friends," gushing;
"CJ is going to be the best big brother ever to "baby Camin" ❤️❤️ we can't wait until Cameron decides to make his debut bc we are all so ready to have him here already !!!!"
Cortese became a parrent in January 2019 when CJ entered her universe.
She later revealed that she found her second pregnancy was “much different” than her first.
“With CJ, from the moment I was pregnant he made it known he was in there,” the reality star explained in a December 2020 Instagram slideshow.
“Sick from the moment I found out until around week 15. After week 15, he didn’t go unnoticed.
"He was kicking me and letting me know, ‘Hey, I’m in here!’ And as you all know, CJ is a little riot with super energy and a little ham.”
Deena and Buckner got engaged in 2016 and then tied the knot the following year.
Cortese told Us Weekly in April 2018 that her husband wants to “have three” children, so it looks like we may be celebrating again with her down the line at some point.
“I would be fine with two, but the more the merrier, right?” she said at the time.
Congratulations all around!
Jennifer Lopez warned us, guys.
She said years ago not to be fooled by the rocks that she's got because she's just (she's just...) Jenny from the Block.
The artist may be rich and she may be famous, but she still knows how to get down and play dirty.
How else can we interpret the fact that, just two weeks after splitting from Alex Rodriguez amid rumors the former baseball player cheated, Lopez is now hanging out with ex-fiance Ben Affleck?!?
According to In Touch Weeklly, the singer and the actor are "hanging out again."
They've done so on multiple occasions of late, a source tells this tabloid.
"A lot of time has passed, they’ve both matured,” explains the insider. “Jennifer still cares for Ben, she never really stopped. Apparently, they reconnected like no time had passed.”
Affleck and Lopez dated in the early 2000s and engaged in 2002.
They were infamously dubbed “Bennifer” by the media at the time, giving an endless arrray of interview during their peak romantic period and fawning all over each other,
However, they postponed their wedding in 2003 and split months later in January 2004.
Since then, Lopez has called the breakup with Affleck “probably my first big heartbreak."
Affleck broke up with Ana de Armas in January, while Lopez ended her engagement with Rodriguez last month, prompting immediate chatter that Affleck would swoop in and try to tap that again.
Page Six, meanwhile reports that Affleck has visited Lopez three times after her return from the Dominican Republic.
The outlet even published pictures of the male star exiting a white Escalade at a location near J. Lo's Los Angeles home on April 29... and it appeared to be the same vehicle Jennifer was riding in earlier that day.
What does all this mean?
Nothing, according to TMZ, which alleges the celebrities are "strictly friends."
Adds People Magazine in the wake of their reconciliation:
"They have spent time together in L.A. over the past week. They have a lot of love for each other. They have always admired each other."
Still, it's hard not to imagine Lopez at least knows what she's doing here.
It's hard to imagine this time spent with her ex isn't meant to make Rodriguez jealous... considering he allegedly had an emotional affair with Madison LeCroy in 2020.
“He contacted me. And yes, we DMed," LeCroy admitted this February of her connection to Rodriguez, adding that the two had FaceTimed.
But other than that, there was nothing. I’ve never physically seen him, touched him. I am not a f—king liar and I will stand up for that.”
She's neverr physically touched him?!?
Most observers took this precise wording to very possibly mean that LeCroy and Rodriguez had simultaneously masturbated while on said FaceTime calls last year.
Did this really happen?
We cannot say for certain.
But the possibility, which has been theorized for quite some time now around the Internet, must be humiliating for Lopez.
What better revenge could she therefore get than to at least make it look like she may be back together with Affleck?!?
"They are friends," another source People Magazine insisted on Friday.
"They have always been friends and they have seen each other through the years."
But could they be friends... with benefits.... who see each other with no clothes on sometimes?
One way to make sure you will dominate a red carpet? Debut a new hairdo.
That’s what Halle Berry and Margot Robbie did at the 2021 Oscars, both showing off their freshly-trimmed…