Jenelle Evans and David Eason have no business owning animals of any kind.
We've seen proof of this over and over (and over and over, etc.).
Jenelle's proven that she's a terrible dog owner for years, even before David came into the picture -- remember that horrible scene from Teen Mom 2 when she was pregnant with Kaiser, the one where she shoved those two big dogs in one small crate?
Later, she got frustrated enough with one of them that she opened the door to the garage where the dogs were staying and forced him outside where he could have easily been hit by a car.
It was so weird and upsetting that MTV posted a warning about animal abuse in that same episode.
Longtime Teen Mom viewers may also recall that incident where Jenelle tried to get her dog to play fetch with a lit firework, which also happened before she met David.
We point out that timeline with David because everyone knows how horrible he is with animals, thanks to the infamous Nugget incident.
(We know you don't need a reminder, but just for the sake of painting a full picture here, Nugget was Jenelle's puppy that David killed with a shotgun after it nipped Ensley.)
But they're both terrible in their own right, and that feels important to mention ...
... Because one of their dogs is pregnant right now, and with Jenelle and David as pet parents, those poor puppies are doubly screwed.
The pregnant dog is Rosey, the goldendoodle that Jenelle got for the kids when she left David and moved to Nashville.
You know, the dog that didn't show up on any of her social media accounts for a bit and then when she started showing up again, she suspiciously looked like an entirely different dog.
The father-to-be is Junior, the Anatolian Shepherd that David got when Jenelle left him -- he actually got two dogs, but one of them mysteriously ran away, never to be seen again.
It just gets worse and worse, doesn't it?
Jenelle revealed the big news in an Instagram live, saying (or more accurately, slurring) "Hey y'all, did you know Rosey's pregnant?!"
"Rosey's pregnant!" she repeated. "Oh, how did that happen? I have no idea!"
She explained that they were Junior's babies, and said "So how are they gonna turn out? I don't know. Have no idea."
"Y'all, listen," she began after reading some comments, "I didn't mean for Rosey to get pregnant, OK? We separated them, Junior was outside and Rosey was inside."
"So every time I let Rosey out to pee, it'd be fine, I'd let her back in. Then David said he had an eye on them one time, they hooked up. I let Rosey out to pee one time, they hooked up, I had to break them apart."
"So we'll be having little goldendoodles," she concluded.
That's crazy, right?
If only there was some super common procedure that literally almost every vet across the entire country performs all the time that could stop dogs from reproducing ...
It's so frustrating to hear Jenelle act like this was a totally unavoidable accident, and it's even worse when you remember what David's done to animals in that house.
They've both made it clear that they don't think what happened with Nugget was a huge deal, and David said just this week that he'd do it again to anything or anyone that messed with his children.
Thankfully the dogs they have now haven't nipped at any of the kids like Nugget did, but with a pile of new puppies, it's hard to say what will happen.
Good luck out there on the swamp, future doggies. You're going to need it.
Sami Sheen, the 17-year old daughter of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, has come out with a scathing allegation.
Earlier this week, via a TikTok video, Sami said she was the victim of abuse last year -- implying that Richards, an actress and former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member, was the parent responsible for said abuse.
“1 year ago today: trapped in an abusive household, hated myself, would go days without eating or sleeping, insanely depressed, hated school, etc…” said Sami in her video.
Sheen and Richards were married for four years.
share daughters Sami, 17, and Lola, 16, and have next to no contact with each other at this point, as far as we know.
As you can see in this message, meanwhile, Sami never directly accused Richards of any kind of abuse. She doesn't name any names.
However, sources told both The New York Post and The Sun that Sami was residing with her mother in 2020.
Thankfully, the teenager later added a second video on TikTok in which she outlined why and how things have improved for her in dramatic fashion over the past several months.
“now: finally moved out of the hell house, had a spiritual awakening, own 2 cats, happy single, full of self love, and dropped out of high school."
Richards, who left The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills following last season after being accused of cheating on her husband with Brandi Glanville, has responded to her daughter's claims via a representative.
“Denise set normal rules that any parent would be setting,” this person told Page Six.
“She’s a mom and a parent and there are rules.
"She didn’t want to follow the rules.”
Not sure if throwing your 17-year old daughter under the bus is the best course of action here.
But to each her own, we suppose.
The insider added:
“Charlie didn’t support implementing Denise’s rules. He has a different way of parenting and Sami decided to live with her dad.
" Denise loves her daughter very much and she’s saddened by the situation."
Sheen also chimed in on this potential scandal... as only Charlie Sheen can.
"Sam’s amazing. I love her and all my children unconditionally. We’re having a ball. GED here we come!" he said.
Richards, meanwhile, filed to divorce the troubled actor when she was six months pregnant with Lola.
Alluding to her ex-husbandd's history of partying with drugs and women, Richards on an April 2020 episode of the aforementioned franchise:
“Even though he’s Charlie Sheen, that is still, to them, their dad.
"I never talk badly about him and I want him to be part of their lives because I met a lot of the women that Charlie entertained and a lot of them had father-daughter issues.
"And I do not want that to be our girls.”
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So much for those alleged Bachelor spoilers.
So much for the hate mail you planned on sending to ABC executives.
So much for the reports and the rumors and the speculation, most of which pointed to one of this franchise's most-hated villains somehow ending up as the lead of Season 26.
You can now forget it all, Bachelor Nation, according to what we've just read.
According to multiple reliable sources (Us Weekly, The Hollywood Reporter), Greg Grippo will NOT be the next Bachelor.
Over the past few weeks, various reports had indicated that Grippo had, indeed, landed the role - despite this suitor acting like a total douche canoe toward the end of Katie Thurston's recent Bachelorette season.
In case you missed it, Grippo threw a fit after Thurston continued to date other men... eventually storming off the show entirely because he claimed Katie had led him on.
Grippo admitted to acting like a jerk months after he quit the show, but not beforre Thurston tore into him on the After the Final Rose special.
Despite this immature act of selfish gaslighting, Grippo was at one time confirmed by certain websites as the next Bachelor.
Many fans, meanwhile, have clamored for another former Thurson suitor to be named the next lead: beloved widow, Michael Allio.
Elsewhere, now that Tyler Cameron has split from his girlfriend, there's been talk that the uber popular ex of former Bachelorette Hannah Brown might end up with the gig.
Non on Grippo. No on Allio. And no on Cameron.
No, in fact, on every single contestant you've ever seen on The Bachelorette so far.
The next Bachelor will, instead, be one of the men vying for Michelle Young's heart on this upcoming season of The Bachelorette, as ABC is scheduled to soon premiere its second edition of the franchise in 2021.
Production is set to start at the end of September on The Bachelor Season 26, with the expected to air in January 2022.
“My two votes are going to be Andrew [Spencer] and Michael [Allio] for the next Bachelor,” Thurston said in July.
“I think they just both have a lot to offer, and I think they are in a place where they are ready to really settle down and they’ve really grown a lot as men.”
Alas, it looks like Katie won't get her wish.
As for Young?
We have not yet come across any Bachelorette spoilers that confirm her winner, which means we can't cross that name off the list of potential Bachelor anchors.
“I’m looking for someone who’s gonna change the world with me. I’m ready," Young said in the first official promo for her run as The Bachelorette, which kicks off on October 19.
Tayshia Adams and Kaitlyn Bristowe will return as co-hosts forr her season, as well.
You can check out the preview here:
And you can also get your first look at the next Bachelor below!
No, we don't know his identity.
But if he's one of Michelle Young's suitors?
Well... scroll down to meet Michelle Young's suitors!