Christine Brown warned everyone.
She came right out and said it rather plainly.
Guess it was our fault for not taking the Sister Wives star seriously, huh?
As it turns out, however, Brown really was miserable in Arizona... to the point where she's now up and moved back to Utah!!!!
Earlier this week, we confirmed that Christine has sold her home in Flagstaff forr $700,000.
We've since learned two important things as a result of this sale:
- Brown listed herself as single on the deed of sale.
- According to the YouTube account, Without a Crystal Ball, Kody Brown's’s third wife also listed her current residence as a duplex in Utah on the mortgage deed of her Arizona house sale.
The Sun then followed up and reported that Christine is living in a two-story duplex, which has two living units attached next to each other as townhouses, that was built in 2019.
According to Realtor, the duplex itself is estimated at $1,120,200 and Christine's portion measures 3,940 square feet; and has three bedrooms and two bathrooms.
She's likely renting the abode.
Christine is living there! She has moved back to her native state, just as she said over and over on the latest Sister Wives finale she wanted to do.
She said on the episode that she wanted to relocate once again after Utah decriminalized polygamy several months ago.
"My dad's super sick," Christine said in a confessional, adding:
"And I would love to be there the last few years of my dad's life. My kids need to get to know him better. My dad being there is a really big pull."
Makes total sense to this celebrity gossip website.
Fast forward on the aforementioned finale to Kody and all four Brown women sitting around outside and delving into this topic, with Christine making a hard push
"I want to move back," she said, making a reference to the land at Coyote Pass that Kody purchased and has not yet developed:
"I think we have a beautiful property here, I'm not saying we don't. But we haven't done anything.
"We've been here for two years and we haven't really done anything."
Unfortunately for Christine at the time, she was shot down by Janelle... and Robyn... and Meri.
And then Kody didn't even have her back, despite an earlier conversation that gave Christine the impression he might be on her side.
Christine responded to the rejections by souring on her personal life in general.
"I can't do marriage with Kody anymore," she told Meri during a subsequent walk. "I don't want to do it anymore."
She later added:
"I don't want to look at the mountains and remember the angels, how they were singing and I felt this pull. I agreed to move to Flagstaff and I followed Kody here, but it's been a struggle the whole time."
"I'm tired of feeling like I don't matter. I'm tired of not having his support when I really need it. I'm just tired.
"I need a partnership. I need something different than this."
Has she finally found it?
Is she back in Utah for good?
This development throws quite a twist on to the upcoming new season, which premieres on Sunday, November 21, huh?
Check out the trailer above to see just how dissatisfied Christine clearly remained at the time of filming by the arrangement in Arizona.
Sure sounds like someone who wants to get away, doesn't it?
Do you like to hear weird, kind of embarrassing stories about Jenelle Evans and all of her hijinks?
If so, then boy, do we have a treat for you today!
OK, so you know how Jenelle does that thing every so often where she tries to get into a feud with Chelsea Houska, even though Chelsea never acknowledges it and the feud exists solely in her own mind?
A good example of this is the website drama -- a few years ago, Jenelle created a site for herself, and a month or two later Chelsea had her own site, too.
Instead of realizing that having a website is a totally normal thing for literally anyone, especially people in the public eye, to do, Jenelle decided to pretend like Chelsea was copying her.
More recently, Jenelle shared a meme of Chelsea, one that used the conversation she had with her father years ago about wanting a happy ending when she was still miserable with Adam Lind.
The meme shows a screenshot of that tearful scene alongside a photo of Chelsea with her adorable, happy family now, and it's really very sweet, but of course Jenelle had something negative to say about it.
"Yeah it sucks some people try to act like their lives are picture perfect and scared to put down their pride to make their lives relatable and admit their flaws," she wrote.
"Some girls act like they're a Stepford wife. And yes I will hold a grudge and always make it known."
She's done that a lot over the years, making those weird insinuations that there's some deep dark secret about Chelsea's life that only she knows, which doesn't make sense because she and Chelsea were never close, and certainly haven't been in recent memory.
But the fact is that while obviously no one has a perfect life, Jenelle has an exceptionally messy one, and the juxtaposition of that with Chelsea's perfectly curated Instagram feed is just too much for her to take.
And that's why she made this truly insane comment on TikTok.
You may be familiar with The Grace Report, a popular Teen Mom commentator on YouTube -- she has a TikTok as well, and she made a funny little video about Jenelle and Chelsea.
In the video, Grace did a TikTok trend of using an audio clip from the movie Borat to compare two people -- it's from the scene where Borat talks about his neighbor and complains about how every time he does something, his neighbor does the same thing.
She used a photo of the matching heart tattoo that the original Teen Mom 2 cast got during a reunion taping, then showed a headline from when Jenelle revealed that Chelsea, Leah, and Kailyn had all gotten the tattoo together, but she went later on her own.
She also used the photo of Chelsea's chicken coop, and then the coop that Jenelle got later.
The Borat clip ends with Borat saying that he got a clock radio, but that his neighbor couldn't afford one, and he called it a great success, so for Chelsea and Jenelle, Grace used a photo of Chelsea with her children followed by a headline about Jenelle losing custody of her kids in 2019 after David killed her dog.
The joke, of course, being that while Jenelle has tried to do some of the same things Chelsea has done, Chelsea is ultimately more successful.
It was all fun and games, but then guess who showed up in the comments!
Yep, Jenelle found the video, and she chose to reply to it with "You forgot to include I have the perfect face by the Golden Ratio and not in a 3 million dollar lawsuit."
Take all the time you need to really take in exactly how bizarre that comment is ...
Why on earth would she think saying any of that was a good idea?!
The Golden Ratio, if you're unfamiliar, is a mathematical term often used to talk about beauty -- the idea is that a beautiful person will have this certain ratio in the proportions of their face, and apparently Jenelle has this.
But to actually say the words "I have the perfect face" in any context is just an inconceivably douchey move, especially because the implication here is clearly that Chelsea does not have a perfect face.
So this is essentially Jenelle saying that she's prettier than Chelsea, which is super rude.
As for the 3 million dollar lawsuit bit, she's referring to the fact that Chelsea and Cole were sued earlier this year for breach of contract by a consulting company they'd worked with.
But while that's not a good thing, it's not like Jenelle's never been involved with any lawsuits herself.
In fact, she's got a custody case going right now because she's still trying to get Jace back 12 years after she signed him over to her mother because she wouldn't stop partying long enough to take care of her child.
Congrats on that perfect face though, girl.
Grace herself had a similar reaction, replying "Not you ignoring losing custody of your kids to brag about your gOlDeN rAtIo."
"Cannot afford," Jenelle wrote back, quoting the Borat clip.
Someone with the username "MarlboroSmoker01" also brought up the fact that Chelsea has successful businesses while Jenelle's cosmetics company failed pretty miserably.
"Look at your username," she replied. "That's pathetic. I feel so bad for you."
While it's true that she no longer smokes cigarettes, she did smoke several years ago -- she even smoked when she was pregnant with Kaiser.
And even after she quit, she kept smoking weed, which is did when she was pregnant with Ensley, enough that poor Ensley failed a drug test at birth.
So yeah, once again, not really the flex she thinks it is.
Is she ever going to, you know, not be like this?
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You know what they say about the heart, don't you?
It wants what it wants.
The same, one might added, can be said about one's loins.
Often times, one need not even bother the desire that emanate from their region of the body, either.
Isn't that right, Olivia Plath and Ethan Plath?
Over the past few weeks of their family's TLC reality show, Welcome to Plathville, these spouses have been going at it. But not in the hot, sweaty and physical sense.
Instead, the Plaths have argued over how much Olivia has allegedly changed.
And how she's sick of holding her husband's hand through life, making her feel more like a mother than a wife.
Olivia and Ethan are separated, on air at least.
On a recent episode of the reality show, Olivia moved in with a friend, admitting to producers:
"I want to take some space because I think until he figures out what he wants I'm not really able to have a relationship with him...
"I think the driving force in me moving out for a time was that I wanted Ethan to be able to make his own decisions and choices, and sometimes I'm really afraid that Ethan goes along with what I say, just because he doesn't want to make me upset."
This Tuesday, meanwhile, the couple will sit down for an important talk about their relationship.
Via a sneak peek shared by People, Olivia says in a confessional prior to this meet-up:
"Ethan's just been checked out for a really long time, and it kind of felt like maybe he was checking back in.
"It's almost like a cloudy day and then a ray of sunshine comes through, like, maybe he does want this after all."
Cut to a sit-down by a fire outside of a hotel in Tallahassee, Florida, where Ethan makes it evident he wants a future with Olivia.
"There's so many memories we could make, so many places we could go. I would be a fool to turn that down," he tells his wife.
Both sides then admit they're lonely and don't like to live on their own.
After admitting that they've both "missed" each other, the couple decides to stay together for the night. And it's pretty safe to assume why!!!!!!!
"Do you want to stay at the hotel tonight? Want to get a room?" Ethhan asks, as Ethan nods in approval and she adds: "OK, let's get a room."
Boom Chicka Boom Boom, folks!
Afteer (probably) heading to Pound Town with his wife of three years, Ethan expresses some optimism over their relationship in a confessional of his own.
"Tonight at the hotel, it just kind of felt right. It felt like we were kind of close," he says.
"If this is something that's an option for her, we're probably not completely cooked. Still a little life left in our relationship."
These recent episodes, of course, were filmedd months ago.
Just last week, they shared a photo of themselves on a date, with Olivia adding as a caption:
"Relationships are always stronger when you are best friends first, and a couple second."
She added that they had to learn this lesson the "hard way."
The couple previously told People that marriage counseling helped them salvage their, well, marriage.
"If you have two people that don't get each other and have gotten to the point where they're no longer willing to hear the other person, it takes a third person to be the go-between between the two, so that the other person is heard on both ends," Ethan told this publication awhile back.
"I felt like that was a big thing the therapist helped us with.
"At the end of the day, it all boils down to communication."