One of the problems with the coronavirus response is that the rich and powerful have been very reluctant to actually follow the rules we’ve established to keep everyone safe. I know, it sucks, but you can’t see your family at Christmas if you want to make sure they’re all around next Christmas.
The problem is that a lot of people making those rules and the most privileged people simply aren’t following them, like the mayor of Denver telling people not to travel for Thanksgiving and then getting on a plane to Mississippi or the Kardashians having a huge birthday bash on a private island.
It turns out that the Kardashians are capable of learning, though, and they’re canceling their annual Christmas bash.
Khloe Kardashian tweeted the news, saying “The Covid cases are getting out of control in CA. So we decided that we’re not doing a Christmas Eve party this year. It’s the first time we will not be having a Christmas Eve party since 1978 I believe. Health and safety first though! Taking this pandemic seriously is a must.”
The Covid cases are getting out of control in CA. So we decided that we’re not doing a Christmas Eve party this year. It’s the first time we will not be having a Christmas Eve party since 1978 I believe. Health and safety first though! Taking this pandemic seriously is a must
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) December 7, 2020
Look, I get it you want everything to go back to normal and pretend that COVID is just a cold or whatever. Neil DeGrasse Tyson likes to say “the nice thing about science is it’s true whether you believe it or not.” That cuts both ways. People are dying from COVID and saying with their last dying gasps of air that COVID isn’t real. Those people are still dead, though.
I can’t believe I’m saying this but we should all be more like the Kardashians here. Yes it sucks, but it’s not a coincidence that COVID is booming after we all ignored all the warnings and had our usual Thanksgiving. Christmas will be even worse if nothing changes.
I guess if a person chooses to spend their Christmas on a beach somewhere instead of with their family in the Midwest then I should respect their decision and let them enjoy it in peace.
I should do that, but I am not going to. Why should anyone else be allowed to be happy during the holidays when I am stuck freezing my cajones off while sharing a double wide trailer with ten members of my extended family.
I think the Marxists have achieved too much in our society. They’ve successfully brainwashed my entire family into thinking my vacation days do not belong to me alone, and instead belong to all of them. This means that I have to spend those days by spending time with them. I keep all of this hidden from my boss because if he were to find this out then he would probably give me a few more vacation days as a “bonus” simply because he takes pleasure from my misery.
I also keep the real number of vacation days that I possess a secret from my family because it allows me to spend a couple on myself guilt-free. I highly recommend this tactic to anyone in a similar position.
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Since Josiah Duggar and Lauren Swanson married in early summer, even hardcore Duggar fans have only gotten glimpses into their life together.
Now, just in time for Christmas, the couple is showing off their beautiful home.
Take a look:
Right before the holidays, Josiah Duggar and Lauren Swanson finally gave fans a real look at their home.
(No, their RV adventure does not count)
On the couple's shared Instagram account, they decided to give their fans a sneak peek at their home.
"I can't believe it's almost Christmas," Josiah and Lauren wrote on their Instagram Stories.
With it, they featured a brief glimpse at their very tidy and extremely festive living room.
They definitely worked hard to strike a balance between humble and celebratory, and the results are remarkably tasteful.
Take a look:
The carpet looks simple but comfy and easy enough to vacuum.
The room's furniture is a simple, understated gray.
Throw pillows decorate the couches, softening the visual impact of the furniture while providing some very practical comfort.
The neutral tones that permeate the room really allow the lights and colors of the Christmas tree to captivate your attention.
With the window blinds open, their house shares its festive light with the outside as well as those within.
Some Christmas trees get upstaged by a room's decor, but there is no risk of that happening here.
Notably, the Christmas tree is not the only splash of green in the room.
Of particular notice -- once you're done staring at the Christmas tree, that is -- is the wall's centerpiece.
"Welcome to our happily ever after," the sign proclaims.
To show how personal the sign is, and that it's not just something that they picked up at Target, the sign continues.
"Josiah and Lauren," the sign notes. "June 30, 2018."
June 30, just barely over a week into the summer, was the couple's wedding date.
For some married couples, a "happily ever after" declaration would be seen as very optimistic.
But the Duggar clan are not permitted to divorce. They really are bound to each other, for better or for worse.
Hopefully, they'll always be as happy as they are now.
Josiah and Lauren are keeping quiet about pregnancy rumors that have followed them for months.
Though some say that Lauren all but confirmed the rumor, others remain deeply skeptical.
In fact, some fans are actively hoping that pregnancy rumors are nothing but hot air.
Several fans have commented on the couple's posts, suggesting that Lauren is young, and that they hope that they'll follow Jinger's example.
If Lauren waits a couple of years before having a baby, she and Josiah can get to know each other.
It's worth noting that their marriage is the first time that either of them have been truly free in their adult lives.
They should enjoy that time before they become parents.
There may be hope for the couple -- because Josiah is known for being a bit of a rebel.
Some even believe that Josiah Duggar will be the first to break free from his fertility cult family.
He was previously seen as more rebellious than his siblings, and though Jim Bob controls the purse strings, that can only last for so long.
He and Lauren may decide to wait before having a child.
But Lauren may very well be pregnant right now.
Only time will tell which fans will be excited and which will be disappointed.
In the mean time, we'd settle for seeing the rest of their house!
It wasn't so long ago that Khloe Kardashian wanted another baby with Tristan Thompson, but at Christmas, he was nowhere to be seen.
Why was Khloe celebrating with her whole family but not with her baby daddy?
Here is the real reason they didn't celebrate Christmas together. ...
E! News reports that Khloe and Tristan spent their holiday apart for a very practical reason.
According to the insider, Tristan "doesn't have a lot of flexibility" with his basketball schedule.
Basketball players may not face the chronic brain injuries of football players, but they are still bound to someone else's schedule.
All of that money for their athleticism means that they can't always choose where they live or even when they vacation.
But for Khloe, who had Thanksgiving away from home, there was no question of where she wanted to be.
"Khloe wanted to be in L.A. with her family for Christmas," a source explains.
"There was nothing more special than seeing True with her cousins on Christmas morning," the insider characterizes.
The Kardashians are all about family -- and so is Christmas for those who celebrate.
True might not be old enough to consciously remember this Christmas -- but she might retain a little of it.
Besides, Khloe wanted to be there for her own reasons.
"There was no way she was going to miss the family Christmas Eve party," the source says.
"And," the insider adds, she wasn't going to miss "being a part of opening presents all together on Christmas morning."
Khloe wants True to have an early start on celebrating with the Kardashian family.
"She loves her family traditions," the source says of Khloe. "And wants to continue them with True."
The best approach to traditions is to keep the ones you like and discard the ones you don't.
The Kardashians have a lot of very fun traditions that are easy to like.
"She was so happy to be with True and her family on Christmas," the insider continues.
According to the source: "That was all she wanted."
In some ways, things with Tristan continue to be complicated.
It's not just that Khloe is condemned to live in Cleveland for most of the year.
There are still some very realistic trust issues between Khloe and her cheating baby daddy.
"Khloe takes one day at a time," the insider shares.
"And," the source continues, Khloe "focuses on True and giving her everything that she can."
That sounds like a very healthy coping mechanism.
Khloe took to social media to affirm pretty much everything that the inside sources had to sya.
"I have always looked forward to our annual Christmas Eve party," Khloe begins.
She continues: "but this year was hands down my favorite!!"
Photos and videos of their Christmas Eve party went viral for a reason. It looked incredible.
"True," Khloe writes. "You make everything so much more precious and memorable!!"
That is so sweet!
This was Khloe's first Christmas as a mother.
It makes sense that she and Tristan may have resolved to alternate holidays.
Thanksgiving was with his family, Christmas was with hers.
We don't know if this means that Easter will be in Cleveland and the Fourth of July will be in Calabasas, or whatever.
Khloe and Tristan are probably still working out how to do things so that nobody -- especially True -- misses out.
Corrine Olympios has proven time and time again that she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.
Sorry, sorry about that, I don’t know what came over me. Anyways, Corrine Olympios may not have much going on upstairs, but she’s got a lot going on downstairs, namely her Olympic-worth bikini booty! Corrine was showing off in a bikini over the Christmas break, and I couldn’t be happier that the photogs were there to preserve it for future generations.
One day, future generations will see these pictures and not know or understand that Corrine Olympios is a world class dolt. They’ll simply see these pictures and marvel at how good she looks in a bikini. Then, perhaps, they will try to recreate her using advanced gene technology or something.
Word of advice to any future generations considering such an undertaking: Replace her brain with a more functional one. It’s clear that if you could combine her body with the brain of a smart person, you might actually be on your way to making this a better hypothetical future society. Congratulations one and all, you did it!
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No one can seem to decide on the proper costume for Mrs. Claus. She is either dressed up more modestly than my grandmother at a funeral, or she is sluttier than a stripper on Valentine’s Day. Clearly Bella Thorne decided to go with the latter interpretation. Santa must be extremely devoted to his job for him to be able to leave a piece like that alone on Christmas Eve.
This is all being said under the assumption that she is trying to be Mrs. Claus. She could easily pass for Santa’s mistress as well. The mistress is not as widely covered in the folklore, but it makes sense. Of course a famous man with that kind of power is going to attract admirers. And since Santa knows who is naughty and nice, he has the ability to make an informed decision as to who should fill the roll.
That is tougher to do than one might think if you don’t have access to that kind of information. If the mistress is not naughty enough then you basically just gave yourself another wife, which is no good. But if you go too naughty then you are putting the overall health of yourself and your wife in jeopardy.
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Merry Christmas from Mr. Skin and the Mr. Skin Podcast!
Whether you’ve been nice or extra naughty, Mr. Skin wants to give the gift of counting down his top ten hottest Christmas moms. These are the sexiest MILFs from Christmas movies who went nude plus an interview with Alana Luv.
Click on the player below to listen to the show and then click over to the Mr. Skin Podcast page for all the links mentioned in the episode, as well as your chance to call into the show and make your voice heard!
If there’s one woman on planet earth who can get us in the Christmas spirit with little to no effort on her part, it’s Ana Braga! This busty beauty is at it again, and she’s bringing seasons greetings to the gas pump, the best place to be reminded that there is some sexy left in this world!
Ana can’t hide her love for the Chicago Bears or Christmas, with this sexy outfit that seems both incongruous and totally normal for going out to pump gas. I mean, do you put even a moment’s thought into what you’re going to wear to the gas station? Of course not!
That’s what separates Ana Braga from the rest of us mere mortals. She understands that the laws of sexiness mandate a careful outfit selection every time you leave the house. Yes, even if it’s just to pump gas. There’s a formula at work here that only Ana Braga has access to, apparently.
The great mathematicians of our time couldn’t crack a code as sexy as Ana Braga. She’s an enigma, never to be cracked or understood, only looked at, marveled at, and admired from afar. Unless you happen to pull up next to her at the pump. Then it’s party time!
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A few years ago, Grease co-stars John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John recorded a Christmas album. The Onion even had a bit of fun with it. It was a totally forgettable endeavor, but it did yield one music video that has become a Christmas tradition in my house.
“I Think You Might Like It” comes to us courtesy of songwriter John Farrar, who wrote—among other things—”You’re the One That I Want” from 1978’s Grease, and it reunites the stars of the film at some sort of rinky-dink regional airport. Travolta’s wife Kelly Preston is there, as is their daughter Ella Bleu, and a cast of clearly non-professionals attempting to line dance.
There’s so much here to love from Newton-John just taking her foot off the brake of her car and letting it slowly roll down the entrance to the airport, not to mention Travolta’s spray-on hair and chin scruff.
I love these two and so there is a hint of un-ironic love for this song and video, but most of my love for this is steeped in schadenfreude. It’s not that I enjoy watching them fail, it’s just that they commit 110% to a total garbage endeavor like this. Merry Christmas from John, ONJ, and the whole gang here at Egotastic!
Chances are Shane Black’s The Predator didn’t do much to reignite your nostalgia for this legendary property, but this new two minute short might have the power to do just that. The Predator Holiday Special is like Robot Chicken meets Rankin & Bass, with lots of puppet carnage, action figures doing horrible things, and a heaping helping of hilarity.
Okay, so it’s not hilarious, but in two minutes, it manages to be the best piece of Predator cinema since the 1987 original film. Let’s face it, that never needed to be a franchise, and it barely is one with nothing but failed attempt after failed attempt to keep it going. That first movie is unimpeachably great, though, there’s no denying that.
So whether you’re in the mood for some holiday cheer or just really like the sight of a couple of elves and reindeer meeting a gruesome end at the hands of some Predators, this is going to be the only place to scratch that itch. You may not want to get the kids around the ipad for this one, though, best to let them watch Rudolph while you watch this on a loop for a half an hour. There are worse ways to spend your time, believe me.
Novelty Christmas songs are one of the best things man ever invented, right behind porn and Sailor Jupiter body pillows. I can’t get enough of them because they’re all terrible. So I guess I can get enough of them because I don’t want to hear most of them more than once.
Of course, some of them are actually good. “Christmas in Hollis” is still the best Christmas songs ever written, after all. But this year’s best Christmas song might just be “All I Really Want For Christmas” by Lil Jon and the Kool-Aid Man. Wait, what? Yeah, maybe we should listen to this.
Okay, two things. Number one: This is the angriest Christmas song I’ve ever heard. You would think that would be “Grandma Got Run Over By Reindeer” but that’s not even really angry at all. Santa kills and possibly rapes this dude’s Grandma and he’s just like “well, whatever, let’s have some goose.” Lil Jon sounds way more aggressive about not liking eggnog than Randy Brooks does about his grandmother’s murder.
The second thing is this is clearly an ad for Kool-Aid and I don’t even care. The Kool-Aid Man’s Christmas song breakdowns are the best thing to happen in a Christmas song in years.
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Did you guys know that Farrah Abraham lives in a red and pink nightmare house? It’s true, take a look at the location where this new photo shoot for Christmas lingerie or whatever was staged. It’s like something out of a Tim Burton movie.
Farrah’s looking fine, as always, but between her pink hair, the red lingerie, the pink walls, the red tree, it’s giving me a sugar rush. I feel like I’m going to go into a sugar coma at any moment as I look at these pictures. It’s just all too much, and the too muchness of it is giving me a headache.
How do you screw this one up? Honestly? This should’ve been a slam dunk: Sexy girl plus sexy lingerie equals sexy photo shoot. Instead, someone hired Dr. Seuss’ gay nephew to design this pink and red nightmare scenario.
Note to any photographers that might be shooting Farrah Abraham in the future: simplicity works. Simplicity sells. Keep it simple and the sales will follow. This doesn’t inspire me to buy lingerie, it inspires me to call my crazy Aunt Helen who lives in an old house with twelve cats and a very similar design aesthetic.
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I have a feeling that the friends of Lizzie Cundy’s children always wanted to hang out at their house. She might have thought it was because they had the nicest house, or the coolest video games, but it was mainly because she thinks it is acceptable to wear outfits like this. And she is right, we do accept it. We graciously accept it. I just think we should be realistic on why.
If I had had a friend whose mom looked like that when I was growing up I would have been wondering why I couldn’t see where the Brazzers logo was. Naturally, I’d be having as many sleepovers there as I could finagle in the hopes that it would up my chances of being mentored by a mature woman. But I did not have that kind of luck.
All of my friends parents looked like had been crossbred with farm animals. They were nice as could be, bless their hearts. They just left me wanting in some areas. Even if one of them wanted to be my Mrs. Robinson it wouldn’t be like I could brag about it. Even teenagers have standards for getting laid.
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For all the great performances he’s given over the years, I still believe that Will Ferrell’s best performance is in 2003’s Elf. He is absolutely magical in that movie, a magnetic presence you can’t take your eyes off of, not unlike another famous SNL alum, Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop.
The folks over at Screen Junkies have put together an Honest Trailer for Jon Favreau’s yuletide classic, which is celebrating its 15th anniversary this year… feel old yet? I was a full-on adult when Elf came out, which is a little like hearing your twenty fifth high school reunion came and went without you noticing.
Back to Ferrell, he’s created a number of fantastic characters over the years from Ron Burgundy and Ricky Bobby to Brennan “Has a Mangina” Huff and Jackie Moon, but Buddy the Elf is pure, unbridled joy, and it’s really no wonder Ferrell became a movie star immediately after its release.
So yes, Screen Junkies, have your laughs, make your dings against the film, but 2003 remains the best year for Christmas movies in the new millennium. It gave us Elf and Bad Santa—and even your girlfriend’s favorite, Love Actually—so it gets a pass in my book. Ferrell is back in theaters this Christmas with Holmes and Watson.
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It's been less than 14 months since Ariel Winter and Levi Meaden's one-year anniversary, but that hasn't stopped these two from looking super domestic.
They took pictures with a big ol' tree. They took photos in matching Christmas onesies. And they took photos locking lips in front of their decorations.
'Tis the season!
Ariel Winter's always happy to celebrate the holidays.
Last October, we saw Ariel get into the Halloween spirit and out of her clothes. And that was before they dressed up in multiple different costumes.
So you can always count on Ariel to be seasonal ... and, when it comes to her boyfriend, affectionate.
(Ariel and Levi's PDA has been all over social media, folks)
As you can see, they didn't need any mistletoe to put them in the kissing mood.
That photo was shared to Snapchat.
As sweet as their kiss in front of that dazzlingly decorated Christmas tree is, we'd like to point out a couple of things.
One, Ariel Winter's red dress is both in a perfect seasonal color and gorgeous.
Two, they have so many presents around that tree. They're not under the tree, they're forming a small ocean around it.
That's what Christmas is all about. (Well, okay, also spending time with your loved ones, we guess)
As you can see, Ariel and Levi didn't limit their affections to formal attire.
These Christmas onesies look adorable and comfortable.
(That said, folks, no matter how cute your onesies might be, don't pressure your family members into wearing them for anything more than just a photo op -- some people find them confining, or too warm)
Clearly, Levi and Ariel were feeling romance along with holiday cheer.
But they weren't the only ones who wore matching outfits:
Ariel captioned this photo:
"Kids are a struggle y’all. But Merry Christmas from our little dysfunctional family to yours!!!!"
That is so cute, you guys.
(The "kids" to whom she's referring, in case you worry that you missed a huge story, are these dogs. Like most Millennials, Ariel refers to her dogs as her children)
We love how domestic Ariel and Levi are as a couple. We also love their "dysfunctional family" and the fact that Ariel feels comfortable enough in their easy domesticity to write that.
This is a big time in Ariel and Levi's lives.
Modern Family, which feels like it's gone on for decades, won't last forever. But Ariel has grown from a child star into an adult hottie before the very eyes of viewers.
Levi, in the mean time, has entered Ariel's life and, despite their age difference, they've found love and comfort in each other.
In the next Pacific Rim film, Levi Meaden might get his big break -- because he's in that movie in some capacity.
That should hopefully lay to rest the rumors that Levi Meaden is just Ariel Winter's kept boy. He's not, folks. He has his own acting career and everything.
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Every year I’m annoyed by how Christmas seems to begin earlier and earlier, as other, perfectly fine holidays like Thanksgiving and Halloween get big-footed out of the way by retailers’ attempts to squeeze out a bit more of our hard-earned dollars in a bacchanal of capitalism, convincing us our family will hate us if we don’t buy them a bunch of crap they don’t need.
Psychologist Linda Blair told Sky News that the early onset of Christmas music can actually have a detrimental effect on our mental health, especially for workers in retail shops. Especially that Paul McCartney ‘Wonderful Christmastime’ song. Compare that to Lennon’s ‘Happy X-Mas (War is Over)’ and you’ll know why all the Beatles songs are credited Lennon/McCartney and not McCartney/Lennon.
“Music goes right to our emotions immediately and it bypasses rationality,” says the clinical psychologist Linda Blair.
“Christmas music is likely to irritate people if it’s played too loudly and too early.
“It might make us feel that we’re trapped – it’s a reminder that we have to buy presents, cater for people, organise celebrations. Some people will react to that by making impulse purchases, which the retailer likes. Others might just walk out of the shop. It’s a risk.”
She says that shop workers have to “tune out” songs that they’re hearing multiple times every day for weeks on end.
Basically, Christmas is stressful, and pumping music into stores when people are doing back to school shopping is even more stressful.
Sky also talked to Gary Grant, owner of The Entertainer Toy Shop, a chain with 140 locations in the UK, who starts playing Christmas music in October and who also doesn’t sell Harry Potter merchandise and closes his shop on Sundays because he’s one of those kinds of Christians. You know the ones I’m talking about.
“In the middle of October, it starts off as being one in four songs. Now it’s one out of two. In a couple of of weeks time it’ll be all Christmas music.
“Once we get past fireworks night, the focus it totally on Christmas.”
Okay, so, for my non-UK readers, “fireworks night” is Guy Fawkes day, and it happened last Sunday, on November 5th. Now, the British are godless heathens who don’t celebrate proper American holidays like Thanksgiving, but they could at least wait until Remembrance Day, which we here in the US call Veteran’s Day, and is this weekend.
So you’re not the only one whose skin crawls when you hear Michael Bublé doing Christmas songs in October. Or Michael Bublé singing anything at any time, really, but Christmas is really the bread and butter time of year for when your spinster aunt gets all lubed up with Bublé and Chardonnay. Personally, I’m a Rat Pack guy, but Christmas with Weezer is pretty festive, too. Just keep it in December.
Kids from all walks of life want very different things from Santa Claus. Read these letters to see what we mean.
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2. Evie Needs Present
3. Oh, Brother
4. Something Evil
5. One Sausage Please!
6. Money Talks!
The days of getting one's favorite teacher a red ad shiny apple are apparently long gone.
At least for one group of students in California.
In the following video, we see a classroom in Edgewood High School in West Covina ad a teacher sitting in front of his desk.
The teacher's name is Taylor Kerby and his students have pooled money together to present him with something very special.
As the story goes, when school started a couple months ago, Kerby saw one of his students wearing some red Vans and noted that he wanted a pair too.
They weren't something he would dare buy for himself, however.
A few days prior to the holidays, however, his students thought it would be the ideal time to surprise him with his very own bright red pair of sneakers.
And because cell phones were permitted in the classroom, we got to see Taylor's reaction to this gift.
His EPIC reaction, we should say.
Click PLAY below to see why this video has been shared over 50,000 times on social media. We can't get enough of it.
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Because of course December is the best time of year to dress with one tit out.
As somebody who wears a parka from October to April, I respect these girls’ dedication to tacky Christmas fashion. Women all over the country are apparently cutting a hole in their Christmas attire, poking one boob through, and dressing it up as Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer.
Because nothing gets the people in the Xmas spirit like just one tiddy.
If you look too fast it kinda looks like their nipple exploded, which is very festive and also terrifying.
Ho ho ho-ly shit.
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Long before I was born, my parents were aching for a child to traumatize. Their niece seemed to be a viable option. I mean, why else do you allow your siblings the right to procreate if not to produce children for your personal entertainment? One very special holiday season, my mother ‘stole’ every one of my cousin’s presents in the middle of the night, unwrapped the boxes, removed their contents, filled each individual box (the box, of course, displaying the exact gift she had asked for) with the appropriate amount of coal and re-wrap expertly to leave my cousin none the wiser until the box was actually opened.
Sometimes, shitheads buy expensive products and ‘return them’ following the same replacement tactics as my very bored father. Most of the time the store does not check the box for returns. Most of the time the store ‘re-sells’ the ‘product’ to another customer and ruins christmas. Sometimes that ‘product’ is a slab of wood with crudely drawn cock and balls on it. Was it worth $399?
Who knew that smiling was one of Taylor Swift's favorite things?
Who knew that she considered syrup to be a major food group and that she was scared of yellow taxi cabs?
All these facts and many more appear to be true after Swift dressed up as an elf for Christmas this year.
The superstar singer shared the above photo on her Instagram account, although she didn't include with it a reference to the classic Will Ferrell movie.
Instead, she gave a hilarious shout-out to Drake's recent track, "Hotline Bling."
You used to call me on my Elf phone, Swift wrote as a caption.
Come on, T. Swizzle.
It's not enough that you win every significant music awards out there? You also must win Christmas, too?
In other words: Taylor Swift continues to simply win at everything in 2015.
Christmas. Acts of admiration. Throwback Thursday.
Perhaps Taylor will slow down in 2016 and take a break from being totally and completely awesome.
But does anyone really want to bet against her?
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On The 6th Day Of Perezmas, Pop Culture Gave To Us… 6 Awkward Interviews!
On The 5th Day Of Perezmas, Pop Culture Gave To Us… 5 Freaky Sex Tales!
On The 4th Day Of Perezmas, Pop Culture Gave To Us… 4 Fledgling Friendships!
On The 3rd Day Of Perezmas, Pop Culture Gave To Us… 3 Feisty Feuds!
On The 2nd Day Of Perezmas, Pop Culture Gave To Us… 2 Naughty Nanny Scandals!
On The 1st Day Of Perezmas, Pop Culture Gave To Us… 1 Major Comeback For Adele!
Merry Christmas, everyone!!!
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