The Wendy Williams Show will kick off a new season on Monday, October 18.
But the long-running program will look very different on the upcoming premiere... and on the episode after that... and on the next one, too.
Because Wendy Williams won't be trashing other celebrities on stage; she won't even be sitting in her big purple chair at all.
On Tuesday, a statement on the talk show's official Instagram page confirmed that Williams is still recovering from her recent health concerns.
As such, her personal return to the series has been pushed back. Indefinitely.
"The Wendy Williams Show will start airing originals on Monday, October 18, with an exciting lineup of guest hosts and panels to be announced shortly," the statement read.
"Wendy continues to be under medical supervision and meets with her medical team on a daily basis."
Williams has been battling issues both physical and emotional for quite awhile now.
Last October, while the host was recording episodes from the comfort of her own home amid the Covid-19 pandemic, fans took note of her increasingly bizarre behavior.
"I guess every day is not perfect, but I'm not a perfectionist. I'm not perfect," Williams replied to the criticism on air, adding:
"But I do appreciate you putting in the effort to watch us. I love entertaining you, you know? And it's not easy. It is not easy. You're a tough crowd."
Aside from whatever may be going on with Williams mentally, she was diagnosed years ago with Graves Disease as well, which the aforementioned statement referenced as follows:
"She is making progress but is experiencing serious complications as a direct result of Graves' Disease and her thyroid condition.
"It has been determined that more time is needed before she is able to return to her live hosting duties."
Concluded the message:
"Wendy is a valued and stalwart member of the Debmar-Mercury family and has been so for 12 years. We want her health to be her top priority.
"As soon as she's ready, she will be back in her treasured purple chair.
"We very much appreciate the respect for Wendy's privacy, as well as all the good wishes from her fans, station partners and advertisers."
The season 13 premiere was originally set for Septemberr 20, but then was pushed back October 4 after Williams tested positive for a breakthrough case of Covid-19.
It was then pushed back for a second time to October 18, with producerrs announcing late last month that Williams had recovered from COVID ... yet was still dealing with additional health issues.
Williams last took time off from her talk show in May 2020 due to medical concerns surrounding her battle with Graves' disease, an autoimmune disease that results in an overactive thyroid gland.
She was diagnosed with it almost two decades ago.
"I had a storm going in my body is the best way I can explain it," she told People Magazine in 2018.
"It came from me neglecting my six-month endocrinology appointment.
"I have Graves' disease and hyperthyroid. If you have one you don't necessarily have to have the other, but I have both."
We continue to send our wishes to Williams for a full recovery.
Jesse Palmer has accepted a rose from ABC.
In a manner of speaking, that is.
On Tuesday night, the network made the surprising announcement that the former series lead and current college football analyst would step in and host The Bachelor Season 26.
He'll be the first person to emcee this franchise other than Chris Harrison.
“For more than 20 years, The Bachelor has brought the world dozens of unforgettable love stories, including at one time, my own,” the ESPN personality said in a statement.
“Falling in love is one of life’s greatest gifts.
"I am humbled by the opportunity to return to the show as host this season to offer the newest Bachelor advice gained from firsthand experience.
"I am grateful to play a small part in his journey.”
Harrison, of course, stepped into scalding hot water during Matt James' run as The Bachelor in early 2021.
He awkwardly defended contestant Rachael Kirkconnell after old social media posts of her surfaced in which she Liked photos of the Confederate Flag and bragged about attending a plantation-themed sorority party.
The long-time host apologized multiple times for the way he handled the situation and voluntarily stepped aside at the time.
A few months later, Harrison and executives agreed he ought to leave the show permanent... with sources claiming Harrison walked away with $25 million in hush money/buyout mone.
"I’ve had a truly incredible run as host of The Bachelor franchise and now I’m excited to start a new chapter," he wrote in June via Instagram.
"I’m so grateful to Bachelor Nation for all of the memories we’ve made together.
"While my two-decade journey is wrapping up, the friendships I’ve made will last a lifetime."
Harrison has said next to nothing in public in the time since.
Kaitlyn Bristowe and Tayshia Adams, meanwhile, came on board to host Katie Thurston's season of The Bachelorette, and will do the same this fall for Michelle Young.
Last week, numerous outlets confirmed that Clayton Echard -- a contestant on Young's upcoming season -- would anchor the next season of The Bachelor, which is expected to premiere in January.
You can meet the women he'll be selecting a fiancee from here:
Palmer, for his part, played quarterback at the University of Florida and was drafted in the fourth round of the NFL by the New York Giants.
He only played in 8 total professional games and compiled a 59.8 rating in the process.
More relevantly to The Bachelor, Palmer was front and center on Season 5.
He chose Jessica Bowlin as his winner, although the duo broke up shortly after the series aired and Palmer is now engaged to model Emely Fardo.
Palmer has also hosted several reality shows over the years -- including The Proposal, Holiday Baking Championship and The Ultimate Surfer -- and seems to be a safe choice by producers.
Said ABC Entertainment and Warner Horizon this summer after the companies basically forced Harrison out:
“Chris Harrison is stepping aside as host of The Bachelor franchise.
"We are thankful for his many contributions over the past 20 years and wish him all the best on his new journey."
It's the quote that continues to haunt Katherine Heigl.
But it's NOT the reason she got fired, Katherine Heigl insists.
In 2008, the actress took herself out of the running to receive an Emmy Awards, stating through her publicist:
”I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials.”
Talk about hurling your show's runners way, way under the bus, right?
Heigl had earned her a supporting actress Emmy a year prior to uttering this spiteful nonsense... and was then out of Grey's Anatomy just two years later.
Because she came across as bitter and ungrateful and creator Shonda Rhimes simply had to get rid of the rising star's character, Dr. Izzie Stephens?
This has long been the assumption of television fans everywhere.
However, Heigl is featured in Lynette Rice's new book, How to Save a Life: The Inside Story of Grey's Anatomy, and she now says otherwise.
"I started a family, and it changed everything," the 42-year-old says in this revealing book, adding:
"It changed my desire to work full-time."
The actress -- whose movie career fizzled and who now appears on the drama Firefly Lane - adopted daughter Nancy Leigh, now 12, in 2008 with her husband Josh Kelley.
"I went on family leave...and just got to be a mom, and it changed my whole perspective…that was really the turning point," Heigl explains in the book.
According to the polarizing star, she had a conversation with Rhimes about her desire to move on from Grey's Anatomy and made it clear well over a decade ago that she wanted out.
"Before I was due back, I spoke again to Shonda about wanting to leave," Heigl recalled.
"Then I waited at home until I was given the formal okay that I was off the show. The rumors that I refused to return were totally untrue."
Izzie sort of just disappeared from the beloved drama.
She wasn't killed off. Nor was she given some lengthy, formal storyline that detailed why she left.
In the many years since, other departed cast members (such as Isiah Washington, T.R. Knight and even Patrick Dempsey, despite the circumstances behind his departure) have made cameos/returns to Grey's Anatomy.
But not Heigl.
Rhimes will barely even say her name all this time later.
There's clearly bad blood between the actress and the producer.
"[Shonda] wanted to try to figure out how I could do both [parenting and Grey's], and I kind of wanted to do both," Heigl told Rice for the book.
"There wasn't a great way to compromise the work schedule that didn't negatively affect the crew or the cast.
"It wasn't feeling fair to them or the show to ask them to bend around my needs."
All this said, Heigl is well aware of her reputation and she does take some responsibility for it.
The 'ungrateful' thing bothers me the most. And that is my fault," she says.
"I allowed myself to be perceived that way. So much about living life, to me, is about humility and gratitude.
"And I've tried very hard to have those qualities and be that person, and I'm just so disappointed in myself that I allowed it to slip...
"Of course, I'm grateful. How can I not be?"
How to Save a Life: The Inside Story of Grey's Anatomy by Lynette Rice will be released on September 28.
It is filled with 80-plus interviews with cast and crew members and aiims to tell the behind-the-scenes story of one of the most successful shows in the history of television.
Previously, excerpts from a chapter about Dempsey went viral, creating headlines across the Internet because they outlined all the ways Dempsey was allegedly a menace on set.
(The actor left Grey's Anatomy about halfway through Season 11.)
“There were times where Ellen [Pompeo] was frustrated with Patrick and she would get angry that he wasn’t working as much,” producer Jeannine Renshaw told Rice, while another producer said Dempsey was responsible for some "HR issues," adding:
“He sort of was terrorizing the set. Some cast members had all sorts of PTSD with him.
"He had this hold on the set where he knew he could stop production and scare people...
"He didn’t like the inconvenience of coming in every day and working. He and Shonda were at each other’s throats."
Reunited and it feels so good?
Not for The Real Housewives of New York City.
Quite the exact opposite, in fact.
Amid ongoing speculation that cast members on this long-running reality show do not get along - like, at all; in any way, shape or form -- Bravo has announced that there will be no Season 13 reunion.
This is an unprecedented step for The Real Housewives of New York City.
This is a step that forces fans to wonder if there will ever be any new episodes of the show again.
"Due to scheduling challenges around taping the reunion of The Real Housewives of New York City in a timely manner, Bravo confirmed there will not be a reunion for this season," a new spokesperson confirmed in a statement on Friday.
"It's disappointing to not be able to bring the cast back together.
"But we are happy to have ended on such a high note with the finale, and are now shifting our focus to next season."
As you can see, executives appear set on airing a new season in 2022.
But even if this happens, a whole slew of changes will likely be afoot.
The current cast includes Eboni K. Williams, Luann de Lesseps, Ramona Singer, Leah McSweeney and Sonja Morgan.
However, the addition of Williams (who is Black) has not been met with universal praise -- not after a season that some critics believed focused too much on race.
With ratings down these past several weeks, Williams has received the bulk of the blame... following a number of heated confrontations she had this year with her fellow Housewives in regard to their privilege and status.
Producers made it clear in June, though, that Eboni isn't going anywhere.
"Bravo invited Eboni K. Williams as the first Black woman to join the cast of The Real Housewives of New York to be her authentic self, which has brought a new perspective to the show," read a message this summer.
"We support Eboni in expressing her views, and we are proud that the show is addressing these important and relevant issues."
In an interview with Variety published last month, meanwhile, Williams looked back on her experience on The Real Housewives of New York City.
At the time, she addressed reports that there wouldn't be a reunion due to supposed scheduling difficulties.
"I was told a time. I was told that we're having a reunion," she told the outlet.
"I was told what to wear to said reunion."
What happened since then?
We can't say for certain.
Nor can we predict the future of a once-stable and popular franchise.
"Things are in a complete state of panic amongst the cast of RHONY," an insider previously told The Sun, suggesting that Ramona was almost certainly gonna be fired.
"There could be a complete revamp of the show. Three or more people may be fired," this report continued, concluding with a focus on Singer:
“People have been very vocal about their dislike for Ramona this season.
"It doesn’t make sense to have her on the show anymore.
"She has become completely unlikable."
Production for season 14 isn't expected to begin until 2022.
Bravo, therefore, has plenty of time to arrive at a resolution for the mess it created in 2021.
Which stars do you hope get the axe and which do you want to see return?
If you haven’t heard, and how could you not, Norm Macdonald died today at 61. I believe it was cancer. According to the news, he’d been diagnosed with it for 9 (!) years.
According to his producing partner, Lori Jo Hoekstra, Macdonald kept his diagnosis private on purpose.
“He was most proud of his comedy. He never wanted the diagnosis to affect the way the audience or any of his loved ones saw him.”
Hmm..I would’ve laughed harder at his jokes if I’d known he had cancer. Grading on a curve if you will.
I don’t remember too much of his comedy. Lately, he was on Youtube and got a Netflix show. He also voiced a character on Seth MacFarlane’s The Orville. Expect huge ratings for that whenever Norm’s episode comes out.
As an aside, MacFarlane tweeted out a tribute to Macdonald.
To so many people in comedy, me included, there was nobody funnier than Norm MacDonald. You always hoped he would hang around after the work was done, just so you could hear his stories and get a laugh. So hilarious and so generous with his personality. I’m gonna miss him.
— Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane) September 14, 2021
To so many people in comedy, me included, there was nobody funnier than Norm MacDonald. You always hoped he would hang around after the work was done, just so you could hear his stories and get a laugh. So hilarious and so generous with his personality. I’m gonna miss him.
Interesting how we say that whoever passed was the greatest at comedy or the best at what they did. No one says, yea, that guy Jim, was, umm…average? Didn’t really do a whole lot. I mean, his jokes were..oook I guess.
Forget killing off a character.
Grey's Anatomy just stunned the television world by confirming it was bringing back a character.
Oh, yes, folks... Kate Walsh is coming to Seattle!
The actress -- who made her Grey’s Anatomy debut as Dr. Addison Montgomery way back on Season 1 finale in 2005 -- will return to the medical drama for a multi-episode arc on Season 18.
Representatives from ABC confimed the unexpected news on Thursday evening, although they did not give specifics about Addison’s storyline.
Walsh, meanwhile, later shared the bombshell herself in a video posted on the Grey's Anatomy Twitter page.
"Well, well, well, would you look who it is.
"That's right, my loves, Dr. Addison Montgomery is coming back to Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital and I'm so excited to be home again joining Shonda, Ellen and the rest of the incredible cast," Walsh says in the footage.
She's referring here, of course, to series creator Shonda Rhimes and star Ellen Pompeo.
Dr. Montgomery was the first wife of Patrick Dempsey's Derek Shepherd, shattering Meredith's world to conclude Season 1 by strolling into the hospital and announcing she was married to Meredith's then-boyfriend.
Following Season 3, Rhimes spun Addison off and gave Walsh her very own drama, Private Practice, which aired from 2007 through 2013.
Walsh has more recently appeared on such streaming hits as The Umbrella Academy and Emily in Paris.
"This season — 18, whew! — Just wait until you see what she has in store for you.
"The new season premieres September 30 on ABC," Walsh added in her video yesterday.
Walsh isn't the only former star who will return in the upcoming season, as Kate Burton will reprise her role as Meredith's mother, Dr. Ellis Grey, on at least the upcoming premiere.
Ellis, of course, is dead.
Last season, other late characters -- such as T.R. Knight's George, Chyler Leigh's Lexie and Dempsey's Derek -- were revived in order to interact with Meredith on a fantasy beach she visited while in a Coronvirus-related coma.
On the flip side, meanwhile, Giacomo Gianniotti and Jesse Williams will NOT appear on Season 18.
In May, following what seemed like an endless delay, ABC renewed Grey's Anatomy (and Station 19) for what many observers assume will be the show's final season.
“The writers, directors, casts and crews of Grey’s Anatomy and Station 19 worked so hard to bring these shows to life this past season,” said executive producer Krista Vernoff in a statement at the time.
“Keeping each other safe on set while paying tribute to the front-line heroes and first responders has been a challenge and a privilege.
"I’ve been truly blown away -- particularly by our tireless crews -- as they reinvented the TV-making wheel."
Concluded the showrunner this spring:
"Thank you to ABC and ABC Signature for the support and extraordinary partnership through this unprecedented season.
"We are so grateful for the opportunity to tell more stories."
After all these years on the air, Grey’s Anatomy continues to dominate as ABC’s highest rated and most watched scripted series, averaging a 1.1 demographic rating and 5.3 million weekly viewers.
Will this truly be the final run for one of the most successful program's of all-time?
We can't say for certain.
But KATE WALSH IS COMING BACK AS ADDISON MONTGOMERY!
That much we can state for the record, and we really can't believe it.
Hope can be a dangerous thing.
So we were told around the halfway point of The Shawshank Redemption, and Katie Thurston didn't let such a saying fog her thinking early on The Bachelorette last night.
"I'm hoping to figure out who it is that I see blending into my life," she said in a confessional at the outset of the installment, prior to a trio of hometown dates.
"You don't just marry a man, you marry his family, so this is huge."
First up, Katie spent the day with Blake Moynes, getting a dose of his life in Canada... in New Mexico, as the guys had to replicate their native cities at the resort due to COVID-19 restrictions.
The duo rode a mechanical moose and played hockey before going to see Blake's family.
After awkwardly learning from her son that the physical chemistry between Blake and Katie was "1,000 percent there," Moynes' mom wanted to make sure some feelings were present as well.
Was Katie in love?
Not yet, she replied.
"It doesn't feel right [to use that word] while I'm still dating multiple people," she said.
And yet: the aspiring spouses eventually made out and Blake told the camera:
"The word 'love' is a scary word to use. Still, at the end of the night, the way she kissed me, if things keep going the way that they are, I see myself getting engaged to Katie."
Cut to Justin trying to make Katie feel at home in "Baltimore," but doing it without his parents around because they told him they just don't comprehend the whole premise of The Bachelorette.
"I was a little disappointed," Katie admitted of not meeting Justin's mom and dad.
"I was a little surprised, especially given how soon an engagement is. I think meeting the families is extremely important, and it's hard because with Justin's family not here, I do wonder, is Justin ready for a proposal?
"A marriage? That's a little bit of a struggle for me."
Thurston did end up spending time with two of Justin's very good friends, with one of them telling Katie how reserved he usually finds Justin.
But "he's just so himself around you," this pal observed. "I haven't seen him that way before."
To close their night together, Justin opened up to Katie about his feelings.
"As much as I'm trying to fight it, I know I'm falling in love with you and that is how I feel," he told her. "I'm not going to hold back."
The two then swapped spit and Justin said he could absolutely see himself getting engaged.
From there... it was time for Katie and Greg to pretend they were in New Jersey. And it started out well.
They rode a tandem bike down a makeshift boardwalk... ate pork rolls and Italian ices... and surfed on a motorized machine.
They also played basketball together, something Greg used to do with his dad before he passed away.
After meeting with Greg's mother and brother, Katie felt better than ever before about this potential husband.
"I hate to use the word frontrunner, but Greg is someone I have a strong connection with," she said.
"Greg is someone -- I don't care if I'm allowed to say this -- like, Greg will be here next week. Greg is someone I want to continue to pursue our relationship with."
This said, Katie reiterated to Grippo's mom that she hadn't dropped the L-Word yet because it didn't feel right while two other suitors remained in the picture.
Greg, however? He went alll in.
"I haven't been this happy in the longest time," he told Katie after the family gathering.
"I didn't know that I was going to fall in love with you. And I am in love with you. You just make me the happiest I've ever been."
Katie didn't reciprocate those feelings exactly -- and this is where The Bachelorette spoilers at last came true.
This is where an all-time argument broke out.
The reality stars kissed goodnight, but Greg told the cameras he felt "confused" about where his and Katie's relationship stood.
"I'm so sad because I spilled my heart out to her last night. I don't know. I told her I was in love with her. She really didn't have any reaction," he said.
"I wasn't asking for a lot, just the smallest thing to let me know she was feeling somewhat of the same."
Cut to Greg heading to Katie's room and saying Thurston "completely mowed" over what he had said to her. The whole love thing.
"There's obviously a disconnect here. It's, like, clear. That's obvious," Greg told her. "As much as it hurts me, I've reached my breaking point with this. I gave you everything and I really hope you find something."
"I can't even comprehend what it is you're trying to say right now," Katie replied. "Are you not wanting to stay anymore? Are you done?"
"Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying," Greg confirmed.
"It was never about a rose for me this week and I was never asking for you to profess your love to me. I just wanted Katie."
Grippo proceeded to storm out of Katie's hotel room ... and she chased after him.
However, Greg stood firm on his position to leave.
"I deserve more than what I've been given on your side," he said. "I'm not happy here anymore. I'm done here."
That prompted Katie to declare the same thing: "I am done. I am done. I am done."
Kaitlyn Bristowe ran to Katie's room in response to the ddrama, where she found the Seattle resident crying over the breakup.
"It just feels like it's all for nothing," she said of her time on the program
When Kaitlyn asked how she wanted to proceed, Katie said: "I want someone to book my flight home."
And that's how the episode ended!
We can't believe there won't be a winner this season on The Bachelorette!
(Just kiddding. This was all just a bunch of scripted nonsense and Katie will be back next Monday, as usual.)
Katie Thurston dealt with two very different men on this week's episode of The Bachelorette:
A liar and her alleged true love.
On the former front, there was Thomas... who confessed during last week's installment that he had focused on becoming the next Bachelor when he first arrived on the show.
"I have been a politician," Thomas said to Quartney at one point. "I have been just trying to say the right things to everybody."
On the latter front, there was Blake Moynes... who made a stunning debut and who The Bachelorette spoilers swear will propose to Thurston on this summer's season finale.
First up, though, was a group date.
On this outing, the men were asked to play a game of Truth or Dare, which ended up involving a lot of Twinkies; the chance to whisper sweet nothings into Katie's ear; and the challenge of waxing one another.
There was also the Dare of eating a spicy pepper and then getting down on one knee to ask for Thurston's hand in marriage.
Once everyone's mouths cooled off, they headed to an afterparty.
Andrew S. used his time there at this shindog Katie that he had "never had a woman understand me."
"I value every moment with you," he said before the pair kissed. "They're so brief, but they're so impactful."
One of the more polarizing suitors, Greg Grippo, also made his move.
"You're all I think about," he said to the leading lady. "I just love the connection I feel with you."
"I think obviously I have to see this out 'til the very end, and if it's something you and I can get through together, that says a lot," Katie replied to the contestant some critics think is an actor only on the show for fame.
"It says that … I'm starting to fall for you."
For his part, Tre was all about exposing Thomas.
"I think that there are some things that have been happening in the house that I feel like, if I care about you at all, which I do, I feel like you need all of the info that's available, especially when you're pleading with us to give it to you," he began.
Tre then called Thomas "someone we feel like maybe is not here for you" and asserted that the real estate broker had displayed "a pattern of manipulative behavior."
Katie said she was "blindsided" by this claim, but thanked Tre for "sharing" his "truth."
Before Thurston could decide about how she should handle the Thomas situation, however, BLAKE MOYNES SHOWED UP.
"I guess I want to apologize first, because I know what kind of wrench this throws into your whole situation," said the man who had previously courted Clare Crawley and Taysia Adams on TV.
"I also at the same time knew this was the only way," he added, as if his arrival wasn't totally scripted, planned and known ahead of time to Katie.
In an on-camera interview, Katie admitted that she and Blake had spoken before via Instagram DMs.
"Blake reached out to commend me for my bold personality and, I mean, he's a very handsome guy," she said.
Still, Moynes confessed last year to having fallen for two previous series leads.
"It is concerning that you've dated, at this point, two Bachelorettes," Katie said to Blake.
"If you stay, I will be now your third Bachelorette, and I'll be honest, in the house, there's been a lot of drama regarding who's here for the right reasons and who's not.
"So that's still kind of fresh on my heart, and obviously it is a little concerning that here you are for now your third time."
Moynes vowed he came on the program with only pure intentions.
"I promise you that if it came down to the end and we connected the way I think that we might, we would be engaged at the end of this," he said to Katie.
Prior to the Rose Ceremony, meanwhile, Thomas visited Katie and tried to quell her concerns.
"I would sign something right now that says anything that you need," he said. "The only thing that gets me through being here is an opportunity to be with you, and I mean that."
Did Katie buy what this seemingly shady guy was selling?
To conclude the episode, she handed out roses to Hunter, Greg, Justin, Brendan, Andrew S., Aaron, Mike P., James, Josh, Quartney and Andrew M.
Then, she called Thomas' name, and all the men couldn't hide their shock.
However, when Thomas approached to accept his rose, Katie WENT OFF ON HIM.
"You told me things I wanted to hear. What I learned about you tonight is you're selfish, unkind and a liar," she said to Thomas in front of all the other men.
"Your Bachelor audition ends tonight, so get out."
WHAM! BAM! THANK YOU, SIR!
So, Thomas is out. And you know who is in, right?
"If you want to stay, I'd like you to join and see if this becomes something," Katie said to Blake after knocking on his door later that evening. "If that interests you."
Darn right it does!
Like we noted above, Blake is about to interest Katie, too.
Katie Thurston got especially candid and especially personal on The Bachelorette this week.
First, however, she sent some potential husbands home.
Still seething over the claim last Monday night about men being on her season for the wrong reasons, Thurston told her suitors at the outset of this new episode:
"I just don't have the right mindset to give some of the guys the energy and the time they deserve."
As a result?
"I'm not going to give any more time to anyone else tonight. We're just going to go straight to the rose ceremony."
With that said, Thurston doled out roses to David, Hunter, Conor C. and Mike P., yet stopped after the 31-year-old virgin referenced last Monday's allegation that a suitor was solely out for fame and fortune, saying to Katie:
"What Karl said wasn't the truth."
"Do you all feel the same way?" Katie asked.
The men nodded their heads and Thurston excused herself.
She explained to co-hosts Tayshia Adams and Kaitlyn Bristowe that she wanted to keep Karl around, but after Mike P.'s revelation, she second-guessed herself.
Cut back to the rose ceremony, where Katie chose NOT to give Karl a rose.
Michael, Connor B., Quartney, Tre, Justin, Andrew M., Christian, Josh, Brendan, James and Aaron moved on instead.
But the main focus this week had to be on Nick Viall making an appearance in order to lead a discussion between Katie and her men, prompting each of them to open about about problems from their past relationships.
The contestants then confessed to various things pertaining to divorce... substance abuse ... and infidelity... and, as they did, Thurston felt a need to speak up.
In a stunning twist, she went ahead revealed something of her own that “not even her own mom knows about.”
“I know you all know me as this sex-positive person now," Thurston said.
“But years ago at a New Years Eve party, I was drinking and there was a situation where I had sex with someone that I did not give consent to."
Also: Just awful.
Continued Katie on air, explaining that the incident happened a decade ago:
"I was in denial about what happened, so much still that I tried to form a relationship with him because I didn't want to believe what actually had happened.
"And when that didn't work out, for years I had a very unhealthy relationship with sex. I didn't want to have sex, which affects a relationship.
"I didn't like talking about sex. And it's taken me a long time to get to where I am now.
"And being open and comfortable talking about it and loving myself and accepting things that I can no longer control."
Considering Thurston showed up to meet Matt James on The Bachelor with a vibrator in hand, this admission likely came as a shock to most viewers.
But you just never know, you know?
Concluded Thurston on this topic:
"I just want you guys to know that I've come a long way in who I was 10 years ago and how important consent is, how important communication is and how important it is to not guilt trip somebody for not having enough sex with them, guilt trip them for not having sex with them in general."
At the afterparty, Katie called the group date and her confession "transformative."
But the guys were more concerned with Thomas, who claimed he had told Thurston on this same episode that he was in love with her.
"It feels fraudulent, it feels like, almost like a campaign, like, you want to be Bachelor. I don't know what it is," Hunter said to Thomas in front of the other men.
"I mean, is that something you've thought about?"
Thomas didn't deny it, either.
"Yes, coming into this, one of the thoughts on my mind was potentially being the next Bachelor," he finally admitted.
Whoa there! Total WRONG REASONS ALERT!
Thomas claimed he now cared a lot more about ending up with Thurston than ending up as the next Bachelor -- but his competitors were left with plenty of doubt.
However, bringing such a concern to Katie's attention will have to wait until next week.
Rick and Morty is one of the best adult animated series to hit the air since way back when The Simpsons was still good. Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland have created something that’s funny and clever and that appeals to an audience with equal parts of highbrow conceptual humor and dick jokes. The fifth season is just around the corner and that means we’re about to be inundated with fan theories about what’s “really” going on.
Now, I love MatPat as much as the next guy, and if you remember my pieces on WandaVision I love to engage in guessing what means what and what is going to happen next, even if I should have known what happens next is people shooting CGI at each other.
One of the problems Rick and Morty has run into is that its fandom thinks it’s a really smart show. There’s a belief that everything is building to something and there’s some spectacular backstory waiting to be revealed. There really isn’t, though; Rick and Morty is barely serialized and each episode pretty much stands on its own. There are some story threads from earlier episodes that they have picked up in later episodes but Dan Harmon has even said he doesn’t want to do that much, he’d rather keep moving forward and do new things.
But Rick and Morty fans will absolutely tear an episode apart looking for clues about what it really means. This is not always to the benefit of the show or the fans. For example, fans have over-analyzed one of the show’s best episodes, Total Rickall, to the point that they missed maybe the funniest joke in the episode.
Total Rickall finds the Smith family inundated with alien parasites that have implanted themselves in their memories as increasingly wacky cartoon characters. It goes from Jerry’s brother and a Mr. Belvedere-type butler in the beginning to characters like Ghost in a Jar and Reverse Giraffe by the end.
Morty eventually figures out that the parasites can only create good memories in people which lets the Smiths kill all the parasites and live happily ever after.
That’s in broad strokes. On a more granular level, this is one of a small number of episodes of TV shows that use an entire episode to set up a single joke. In Total Rickall, that joke is Mr. Poopybutthole.
Mr. Poopybutthole is a weird alien creature who shows up at the beginning of the episode when Rick is naming all the real people in the house so they don’t get tricked by the parasites. We’ve never seen this character before and obviously, he’s a parasite himself.
But unlike every other parasite, Mr. Poopybutthole makes it to the end of the episode. Watching the episode for the first time, you’re going “what are you doing, you need to get him or the parasites are just going to come back!” And then Beth picks up a gun and shoots him; he’s not a parasite, and the episode ends on this incredibly dark, hilarious joke.
It’s a really funny concept to make the audience believe this character is a parasite, want to see one of the main characters kill him and then reveal that he isn’t a parasite and you wanted to kill an innocent people. But some fans need that joke to work with the lore of the show, and they have gone way overboard trying to make it fit.
Let me introduce you to what fans call the ticket theory. The ticket theory says that this episode doesn’t even follow our Ricky and Morty and that for no reason whatsoever we were shown the exploits of an alternate-universe Smith family.
See, at the end of a previous episode, Mortynight Run, the producers added an Easter egg showing Rick picking up some rocks with the parasite’s eggs on them. That episode also had a throwaway joke about Rick and Morty leaving Jerry in a multiversal daycare for Jerry and not really caring if they get the right Jerry back.
The whole theory is essentially based on a misunderstanding of the Jerry joke. Rick and Morty are about to leave with Jerry when another Rick says “Wait, do you have 5126?” This is the number they got when they checked Jerry into daycare at the beginning of the episode, and Morty has lost his ticket. Of course, the other Rick meant ticket 5126 and not Jerry 5126, which the theory relies on.
And this is why people make fun of Rick and Morty fans. Even Rick and Morty itself made fun of this theory when they had the “tickets please” guy be the center of a crazy theory in the episode Never Ricking Morty.
Of course, Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland have encouraged this somewhat themselves by telling fans that there’s a “big secret” they haven’t revealed yet. That one is pretty easy to put together; in the pilot, we learn that Rick recently came back into his daughter Beth’s life after a 20-year estrangement. But Rick’s friend Birdperson has a picture of Rick with a baby Morty, something Roiland, Harmon and writer Ryan Ridley drew attention to in a DVD commentary. Since we’ve seen Rick and Morty leave their reality and family behind more than once, it’s not a stretch to assume that Rick isn’t originally from the same reality as Morty, either.
Now there has been some speculation that Rick’s original Morty is the Evil Morty from Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind but he was intended to be a one-shot character who was only in that episode. Of course, Evil Morty did show up again and took over the Citadel of Ricks, so they’ve obviously rethought his importance since then.
The problem is that the episode Evil Morty comes back in, The Ricklantis Mix-up, isn’t very good. It’s more concerned with setting up the reveal that Evil Morty was elected president of the Citadel of Ricks than it is with being funny. When the description for the season finale promised a confrontation between Rick and Morty and the president, fans assumed this meant Evil Morty and there was plenty of disappointment when it turned out it was actually the US president played by Keith David we met in Get Schwifty.
Rick and Morty’s strength is in stand-alone episodes that don’t advance any overall narrative. Seeing Rick fight The Devil in Something Ricked This Way Comes or Rick going to high school with Summer and Morty to fight vampires off-screen and then becoming the most popular kid in school and not wanting to go back to his old body in Big Trouble in Little Sanchez were much more entertaining than Tammy being evil at her wedding to Birdperson. Pickle Rick and The Vat of Acid Episode were likewise some of the best episodes of the series and they didn’t advance any kind of narrative at all.
More meta-narrative episode-heavy episodes like The Rickshank Rickdemption and Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri aren’t as good. Seriously, what was a memorable joke from Star Mort, the season four finale? Morty and Summer just kept talking about their arc.
We’re only a few days away from Rick and Morty season 5, and we’re already seeing takes about how people are hoping it focuses more on the continuity and plot. I personally hope that the show goes the other way and focuses on more funny, stand-alone episodes. That’s the real strength of Rick and Morty; hilarious, self-contained, memorable episodes. The world-building isn’t all that good, it’s basically just “Rick is actually a dick.” And that’s a great hook for comedy, but not something that makes me need to see his backstory.
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If we were more mature, we likely would not report on this story.
We'd just let it go right on by, perhaps pausing for a moment to feel terribly for the folks involved.
We are not that mature.
Therefore, we're here to state that production on NBC's upcoming game show Ultimate Slip 'N Slide has been halted indefinitely after a crew member on its set in Simi Valley, California, tested positive for giardia.
This is a microscopic parasite that, when swallowed, causes diarrheal disease.
To be more specific, and nauseating, The Wrap reported on Thursday that “up to 40 crew members fell violently ill,” citing a “person with knowledge of the production.”
This individual said people were “collapsing” and “being forced to run into port-o-potties” due to “awful explosive diarrhea."
Reality television often makes us feel ill as well.
But no quite to this degree.
TMZ, for its part, quoted an anonymous source “close to production” as saying that multiple people were ill with gastrointestinal symptoms.”
Giardia can be found "on surfaces or in soil, food, or water that has been contaminated with feces from infected people or animals," according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
Pet owners may be familiar with the sickness because dogs often come down with it after drinking dirty stream water.
A spokesperson for Universal Television Alternative Studios, which is producing the show for NBC, told People Magazine that it is “in the process of determining next steps in order to complete production.”
First, we presume, they must get out there and purchase every bottle of Pepto Bismol they can find.
"The health and safety of everyone on our set is our number one priority, so out of an abundance of caution we have made the decision to stop production of Ultimate Slip 'N Slide at the current location," added this spokesperson.
Ultimate Slip 'N Slide is currently scheduled to premiere on Sunday, August 8 at 10:30 p.m. ET, after the Olympic Summer Games' closing ceremony.
The series - hosted by Bobby Moynihan and Ron Funches - takes Wham-O's iconic backyard waterslide game and transforms "into a real-life water park full of gigantic slippery rides with the chance to take home a big cash prize," an NBC press release previously read.
A few days ago, portions of a script alleged to be from the CW’s troubled live-action Powerpuff Girls reboot surfaced, and I thought there was no way they were real.
The script leaks for this Powerpuff Girls reboot are the worst thing I've read this month pic.twitter.com/I7CrPewGc4
— Xavier's Online (@xaviersonline) May 25, 2021
Not only is that insane and terrible, it’s a little too on the nose to how Riverdale rebooted Archie for it not to be made up, right? The use of “triggering” alone is such a meme, you’d have to be some sad Gen Xers trying desperately to be accepted by teenagers to write something like that.
Oh, Diablo Cody, wrote it, you say? Well, that still doesn’t prove anything.
THE POWERPUFF GIRLS SCRIPT IS REAL WHAT THE F**K pic.twitter.com/eGWVYV7Sfx
— GaryViews – LMK Discussion (@GaryViews) May 25, 2021
Okay, so it got removed from Twitter because of a copyright claim. That still doesn’t prove anything. Really, you could technically have any kind of fan fiction removed on a copyright claim because you own the characters.
The CW’s head honcho Mark Pedowitz had called the pilot they passed on “too campy” and not “grounded in reality,” though, and, well…
I read all 61 pages of the leaked powerpuff girls script. It's terrible. It reads like a very weak attempt to do what the first episode of Umbrella Academy did. Some of the worst parts: pic.twitter.com/ORLYoXDW0G
— Isabel (@fraudprinc3ss) May 27, 2021
Look, I don’t know who would write a 61-page script as a gag. I can’t explain that one. I’m running out of reasonable explanations.
You want Occam’s Razor? This is probably Diablo Cody’s attempt to write a Powerpuff Girls script in the vein of Riverdale. She either lacks the talent of Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa for making this kind of stupidity seem compelling or she lacks the interest in making something for the CW’s style and is sort of intentionally taking the piss. I have a lot of trouble believing she sat down, wrote this, and thought “This is as good a script as I can write.”
The CW is kind of garbage, but it’s compelling garbage. It’s like fast food: you know it’s bad but if you’re honest, you kind of like it and it’s not like you were going to eat anything that was actually healthy anyway. This Powerpuff script was just… actually bad.
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The success of Game of Thrones and the Marvel Cinematic Universe have thrown open the floodgates for adaptations of beloved geek properties. Netflix has bet big on a few, including the insanely popular Japanese comic One Piece, which they hope could be the next big thing considering the high profile of the property basically everywhere but North America.
Netflix also laid out a huge sum of money to adapt the thing that 90s teens who shopped at Hot Topic didn’t shut up about until Invader Zim came along, Neil Gaiman’s The Sandman. This project is so massive that Warmer Brothers, who own the rights to it because it’s a DC comic book passed on it and let Netflix have it because they didn’t want to spend the absolute fortune the show will cost to produce.
Netflix announced the cast of the show on Wednesday and it looks like they’re already not sparing any expense there, either.
The most notable cast member is Stephen Fry as Gilbert, a character from the comic’s second story arc, and Charles Dance as Roderick Burgess, an occultist who imprisons the series’ protagonist Morpheus in the early 20th century. That’s not a spoiler, it will likely be the first scene in the show.
A second Game of Thrones alum, Gwendolyn Christie, will play Lucifer, the same character portrayed by Tom Ellis in Lucifer.
Jenna Coleman from Dr. Who will make an appearance as Johanna Constantine, an ancestor of Legends of Tomorrow’s John Constantine. This is the best chance we have of hearing Constantine pronounced correctly because Neil Gaiman himself wrote the correct pronunciation into an issue of The Sandman.
Patton Oswalt will also appear as Matthew the Raven, Morpheus’s assistant and friend. I know what you’re thinking “how did they get Patton Oswalt in a comic book adaptation?”
If you’ve come this far and you’re not a comic book nerd, I salute you. But you probably want to know what The Sandman is, why your formerly-goth coworkers won’t shut up about it, and if you should watch it.
In the mid-to-late 1980s, DC comics just let avant-garde writers from the UK go nuts on comics featuring lesser-known DC characters. This included Alan Moore’s Swamp Thing and Watchmen, Grant Morrison’s Animal Man and Doom Patrol and Neil Gaiman’s The Sandman. While Morrison and Moore gave their takes on DC’s lesser-known heroes, Gaiman mostly built his cast out of characters from DC’s horror anthology comics.
You’ve probably heard of Tales from the Crypt, the horror series hosted by the Cryptkeeper; that started out as a comic by Mad Magazine’s publisher EC Comics. DC had a number of comics in the same vein, such as Weird Mystery Tales, House of Secrets, House of Mysteries and Tales of Ghost Castle. All of these books had hosts like Destiny, Cain, Abel and Eve or Lucien the Librarian. Neil Gaiman took those characters and made them central to his story as denizens of The Dreaming, the realm of Dream, the titular Sandman.
Dream, or Morpheus, or The Sandman, is a new character that is essentially an update to an old DC superhero called The Sandman, aka Hector Hall, who was the son of Hawkman and Hawkgirl. He has no real relation to that character, though the Hall family features prominently in various storylines.
The Sandman itself is a lot like one of those horror anthology comics; there are a lot of stories where Morpheus is simply a secondary character while the main focus is on a story about human characters. The TV show sounds like it will be adapting the first of these, A Doll’s House, as part of its ten-episode first season. Morpheus is involved in the events, but the main character is Rose Walker, a girl whose grandmother was affected by the sleeping sickness caused by Morpheus’s imprisonment at the start of the series.
Unlike Tales from the Crypt and modern horror anthologies like American Horror Story, The Sandman manages to connect its characters to each other and to the larger DC Universe in interesting and rewarding ways.
Honestly, though, if you’re interested in The Sandman, which is great, just go out and buy the comics. Neil Gaiman gets all the credit for the book, and he deserves most of it, but he worked with a lot of really talented artists who all brought a good deal of nuance to the story through their art that will be impossible to replicate. And you saw what happened to Game of Thrones.
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Every so often, awards shows do something that isn’t actually insanely out of touch and it makes you sit up and take notice that some of those voters are actually paying attention to the cultural zeitgeist of the moment.
The Daytime Emmy awards sort of shocked everyone by nominating Sean Evans, host of the YouTube series Hot Ones, for Outstanding Entertainment Talk Show Host.
You know who wasn’t nominated in that category? Ellen DeGeneres. Also no one from The Talk or The View or The Cluck or whatever show happens to be about a bunch of kind-of famous women yelling at the one Republican on the panel at 11 AM.
No one was more surprised about this than Sean.
I got nominated for an Emmy WTF!?
— Sean Evans (@seanseaevans) May 25, 2021
I’m not a huge fan of Hot Ones, mainly because I’m not a big fan of spicy food, but it is an interesting format, way more entertaining than Ellen’s fake-nice act or whatever it is that Wendy Williams does that people watch her for. I guess being sassy or basically being a less-hip version of Phillip DeFranco.
It’s very fun to watch big celebrities like Paul Rudd and Brie Larson struggling to make it through ten progressively hotter chicken wings until they get to “The Last Dab,” something a normal person would only eat because they hate themselves.
I may be wrong, but I can’t find any other YouTube shows nominated in this category or any major category, just in the Outstanding Digital Daytime Drama Series.
While I don’t want to take anything away from Sean, who is a great host and absolutes deserves to be nominated and his nomination is basically the only thing giving the show a sliver of credibility right now, but I do wonder if this will open the door to other YouTubers to be nominated for a Daytime Emmy. Shows like Binging with Babish, and Good Mythical Morning are miles ahead of the shows nominated for cooking and morning shows. Seriously, the two hosts of the drunk ladies hour of The Today Show are nominated for an Emmy but not Rhett and Link? Where’s justice, man?
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When you first heard that the CW was producing a live-action series based on The Powerpuff Girls as young adults angry about their time as superheroes, how good did you think it was going to be? Did you say “not at all?” If you did, the CW apparently agreed with you.
Variety reports that The CW was not happy with the pilot and wants a new one and they’ll take another look at the new pilot off-cycle.
In addition, the network has decided to rework its pilot for “Powerpuff,” a live-action followup to the animated series “The Powerpuff Girls.” The show’s four leads — Chloe Bennet, Dove Cameron, Yana Perrault, and Donald Faison — remain attached to the project, as does the remainder of the cast and the creative team behind the show. The network will film a new pilot for the series off-cycle. The show generated significant interest from the time it was first reported as being in development and was seen as a strong contender for a pickup going into pilot season.
I don’t see a planet in which this is good. Even in the world where The Powerpuff Girls was made for Adult Swim and the show was called Whoopass Stew this would not be a good follow-up.
Look, The CW, I know that you have a big hit with Riverdale, but let’s be honest: Riverdale is not very good. I watch it, but I kind of feel bad about myself and the life decisions I’m making when I do. Like, I don’t hate-watch Riverdale, but I do hate that I watch Riverdale.
How much worse than the other shows on your network can this show possibly be? Have you seen The Flash this season? You’re going to tell me you renewed Batwoman but this is under that low bar?
Legends of Tomorrow and Superman and Lois are pretty good, though. Maybe put those on HBO Max so they don’t stand out as much.
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Jennette McCurdy hated acting and doesn’t want to do it anymore. She looks back at her time on iCarly and Sam and Kat and is embarrassed by it. Still, a lot of people loved it, it was one of those shows that stood out among a sea of long-forgotten family sitcoms for tweens.
iCarly was so popular that it’s getting a new season on Paramount Plus, the streaming service formerly known as CBS All Access, now that they’ve finally learned they need more content than a new Star Trek that isn’t very good and the five most recent episodes of Young Sheldon to have a streaming service.
The iCarly reboot is set ten years after the original series, and something had to be done about the fact that Jennette McCurdy wanted nothing to do with the show. So Carly has a new best friend, Harper, played by Lacy Mosley.
Some fans of the show were not happy about that change and took it out on Mosley, sending her racial abuse like calling her the n-word, something Miranda Cosgrove and Paramount spoke out about.
I get that there’s some contention about networks being woke, with ABC specifically seeming to drop the ball with their efforts to diversify leading to a fall schedule that has failed to generate much buzz in spite of its increased diversity. The only thing people are talking about is how Queens seems like the drama version of Tina Fey’s Girls5Eva, a dynamic that didn’t work so well for Aaron Sorkin’s Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip when it started the same season as 30 Rock.
It isn’t like Paramount told McCurdy to pound sand because the cast wasn’t diverse enough, I can see how that would spark a backlash. It would still be stupid and unacceptable, but the misdirected anger would at least be somewhat understandable. By all reports, Paramount practically begged McCurdy to come back and she said no, why attack the poor actress who has to join the cast under those circumstances?
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We've reached the end of the most unpredictable television season in history, as the Covid-19 pandemic altered shooting schedules and shortened episode orders.
But while no one wants to look back these days, at least it's now time to move forward.
Most broadcast networks have released their schedules for the fall of 2021 and the spring of 2022, which means that plenty of dramas and comedies are set to premiere...
... or set to return for another season.
Others, however, have been canceled.
Did your favorite program get the axe?
Scroll down to find out and then go ahead and let it out if so. This is a safe space..
1. American Housewife
2. Call Your Mother
4. For Life
People with paranoid schizophrenia tend to believe that there is a vast conspiracy with possibly supernatural roots that is targeting them specifically. Like, the TV news anchor is telling them to kill themselves or the people who killed Kennedy are after them because they were chosen by God.
Ellen DeGeneres is not a paranoid schizophrenic. Ellen DeGeneres is a disgraced celebrity trying to save face. Her new strategy seems to be claiming that there was a vast, misogynist conspiracy to make her look bad.
At least, that how I interpreted what she said on Today on Thursday morning, via Uproxx.
“It was too orchestrated, it was too coordinated,” DeGeneres told Savannah Guthrie on TODAY. “And also I have to say — if nobody else was saying it — it was really interesting because I’m a woman, and it did feel very misogynistic.”
If you’ve forgotten about the allegations against Ellen and how’s they started, it was former employees getting on Twitter and telling their horror stories working for her. They fell in line with the experiences described by other minor celebrities who weren’t on Ellen’s radar as people who she should be nice to.
It’s an interesting strategy, Ellen doesn’t offer any reasons why this coordinated group of individuals is out to get her other than “misogyny,” as if they decided after 18 years that they had enough female daytime TV hosts.
Does anyone believe Ellen’s story for even a second? If you’re a terrible person, just own it.
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Ellen DeGeneres is Ending Her Show Because it Doesn’t ‘Challenge’ Her, Not Because Ratings are Falling and Everyone Hates Her
Ellen DeGeneres is ending her long-running talk show because it no longer challenges her, she said on the Wednesday episode. If Ellen really wants to spread her wings and try something she’s never done before, she could try not being a bitch.
DeGeneres claims that the allegations against her had nothing to do with her decision, telling The Hollywood Reporter “If I was quitting the show because of that, I wouldn’t have come back this season. So, it’s not why I’m stopping, but it was hard.”
I mean, she also may have tried to sweep it under the rug and when her ratings plummeted she went “okay, I’m getting out now while I can do it and save face.” That’s just my guess at the thought process. Quitting this season would have meant that she lost the battle of public opinion, and staying long enough for her viewership to evaporate would mean the same. This way she gets as close as she can to leaving on top.
You know who got a big kick out Ellen quitting her show? Twitter.
ellen degeneres: “I'm ending show because it's not a challenge anymore.”
dakota johnson: "Actually, no, that's not the truth, Ellen,” pic.twitter.com/hpoSJ29NeQ
— Andy Dandy Shitpost (@ANDYdrewME) May 12, 2021
Ellen DeGeneres trying to convince the public her show is “not a challenge anymore”. pic.twitter.com/EaV11xL4BS
— arizona (@SkjeidyBrady) May 12, 2021
Ellen DeGeneres says poor ratings and toxic workplace allegations didn’t play a part in her decision to end The Ellen Show after 19 seasons.
— Film Updates (@TheFilmUpdates) May 12, 2021
BTS learning they never have to go on Ellen Degeneres's show ever again pic.twitter.com/VyH5vZREvB
— getting butter at trader hoz (@NFWMBBY_) May 12, 2021
Kpop fans are so savage, I love them.
ellen is ending her show because she needs new “challenges.” apparently “being nice to your staff” is not an interesting enough challenge.https://t.co/2KC3wDUgYH
— javier grillo-marxuach (@OKBJGM) May 12, 2021
I always like to hear from Javi. Loved The Middleman, bro.
gonna tell my kids this was ellen degeneres pic.twitter.com/LPgoG3Ky8q
— em nat day!! (@pianoreid) May 12, 2021
the melanie griffith and don johnson hitting it raw in january 1989 to ellen degeneres ending her show pipeline
— 2006 honoree for excellence in recycling (@snaiIracer) May 13, 2021
I’m sorry, no one is going to top that last one.
Did Donald Glover just come out and say “cancel culture” is ruining TV and movies?
saw people on here havin a discussion about how tired they were of reviewing boring stuff (tv & film).
— donald (@donaldglover) May 11, 2021
we're getting boring stuff and not even experimental mistakes(?) because people are afraid of getting cancelled
— donald (@donaldglover) May 11, 2021
In a series of tweets, Glover said “Saw people on here havin a discussion about how tired they were of reviewing boring stuff (tv & film). We’re getting boring stuff and not even experimental mistakes(?) because people are afraid of getting cancelled. So they feel like they can only experiment w/ aesthetic. (Also because some of em know theyre not that good).”
This lead to a discussion of “Donald Glover just came out against cancel culture,” versus “He means cancelled by networks, obviously, cancel culture is not real and if it is real it’s good.”
Now, here’s why that discussion is pointless: they’re the same thing. People who get “cancelled” by public opinion tend to see their TV shows and movie projects cancelled as well, or at least get kicked off of them.
The best of the best in entertainment has always been transgressive. Take for example Mr. Show with Bob and David and its Netflix follow-up, W/ Bob and David. The way David Cross writes jokes is starting with “what are we not allowed to joke about and how do we make jokes about that thing.”
And Donald Glover nailed the two things that made Mr. Show a beloved classic: they weren’t afraid to take risks and they were talented. The thing that separates David Cross and Bob Odenkirk from edgy YouTubers or whatever is that they do have talent, the things they say aren’t just transgressive but also funny and intelligent and with a unique perspective.
That’s what makes television good: having something to say and saying it regardless of people who think it’s in bad taste. For movies, that’s even more important. And we are in a period where people aren’t doing that for whatever reason.
The good news is that those transgressive voices are out there and this sort of thing is cyclical. There are shows out there that are still taking risks, like Rick and Morty, but there will be more and more. Before we had the 1990s, the last really transgressive period of music and TV and film, there were the 80s, where everything was sanitized by the religious right’s political influence. The reaction to that was grunge rock, gangsta rap, Quentin Tarantino, Spike Lee, The Simpsons and Mr. Show.
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The doctors are in.
And they won't be going anywhere for at least another year.
After making fans wait for an abnormally long time, ABC announced on Monday that Grey's Anatomy will return for Season 18 in the fall of 2021.
Simultaneously, the network confirmed that Ellen Pompeo has signed on for what we'd have to imagine will be the show's proverbial swan song.
In May 2019, the veteran actress signed her current enormous -- and well-earned! -- contract that reportedly paid her north of $550,000 per episode.
It was set to expire this summer and there had been talk of late that the show might end for good later this month.
For the record, ABC also renewed Station 19 today.
“The writers, directors, casts and crews of Grey’s Anatomy and Station 19 worked so hard to bring these shows to life this past season,” said executive producer Krista Vernoff in a statement.
“Keeping each other safe on set while paying tribute to the front-line heroes and first responders has been a challenge and a privilege. I’ve been truly blown away -- particularly by our tireless crews -- as they reinvented the TV-making wheel.
"Thank you to ABC and ABC Signature for the support and extraordinary partnership through this unprecedented season.
"We are so grateful for the opportunity to tell more stories."
Grey’s Anatomy continues to dominate as ABC’s highest rated and most watched scripted series, averaging a 1.1 demographic rating and 5.3 million weekly viewers.
For its part, Station 19 ranks as the runner-up in both measures.
A bulk of this latest season has featured Meredith in a coronavirus-related coma, seeing and interacting with visions of loved ones such as her late husband on a beach.
Some viewers feared she would be killed off.
Alas, Meredith will live to see another season.
Although beloved cast member Jesse Williams announced late last week that he is leaving the series.
"I will forever be grateful for the boundless opportunities provided me by Shonda, the network, studio, fellow cast mates, our incredible crew, Krista, Ellen and Debbie," Williams said in a statement after last episode aired.
"I am immensely proud of our work, our impact and to be moving forward with so many tools, opportunities, allies and dear friends."
Added Craig Erwich, president of ABC Entertainment, on Monday:
“Station 19 and Grey’s Anatomy have done an incredible job of honoring real-life heroes by giving audiences an unflinching look at one of the biggest medical stories of our time.
"Krista and her team of writers have continued to deliver the compelling and compassionate storytelling that is a hallmark of these shows, and created some of the year’s most-talked-about moments in television."
Concluded the executive:
"We’re so grateful to our talented casts and crews for their extraordinary work that connects with viewers everywhere, and we look forward to sharing even more defining moments with our fans next season.”
Grey's Anatomy will wrap up this season on May 20.
No word yet when it will return, but let's just be glad that it will return, you know?
We can also now confirrm that Chandra Wilson and James Pickens Jr. have inked new, one-year contract.
Pete Davidson looks like a cross between a child and an old man. And you’d think that by that I would mean “normal adult” but I assure you I do not.
Part of the reason is that he is absolutely covered in tattoos to the extent that I’m surprised he’s been alive long enough to have that many of them done. Having that many tattoos might be fine if you’re a YouTube chef or a stand-up comic or a cast member on a sketch comedy show that’s been sailing by on nostalgia for two decades, but it’s not great if you’re an actor and you’d like roles other than drug dealer or drug user.
Pete is having a lot of his tattoos removed because it’s better than sitting in a make-up chair for three hours every morning having them covered up because you’re playing a character with a normal amount of tattoos.
Pete was actually pretty funny explaining the process to Seth Meyers on Late Night. Via The Hollywood Reporter.
“So before he goes to laser each tattoo, you hear him announce what the tattoo is to make sure if you want to keep it or not,” Davidson explained. “So I will be sitting there all high off the Pro-Nox [nitrous oxide] … and then all of a sudden I’ll hear, ‘Are we keeping the Stewie Griffin smoking a blunt?’ And I have to sit there and be like, ‘No, Dr. G.’”
Added Davidson, “If you’re going to get tattoos, just make sure you really, really want it — and aren’t on mushrooms.”
I haven’t been a huge fan of Davidson, but it occurred to me during this that pretty much everything I’ve seen him do is stuff that was written or approved by the writers at SNL, so of course it’s not going to be funny. Maybe I misjudged him.
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Ahh, Joe Exotic, the internet’s second-favorite convicted attempted murderer.
I’ll bet Sideshow Bob would’ve gotten that pardon from Donald Trump, he got one from Quimby.
Joe is back in the news because one of his “husbands” has gotten actually married and claims that the marriage he had with Joe Exotic was just something staged as part of Exotic’s attempt to get a reality TV show, as Page Six reported.
However, he insisted that now-infamous scenes of their 2014 three-way wedding with Travis Maldonado — all wearing garish bright pink shirts — was just a publicity-generating scam.
“The fake one was basically a publicity stunt so Joe could get his own reality TV series,” the welder insisted.
Of course, that doesn’t explain why he got Joe Exotic’s name tattooed all over his body.
He even had an inking reading “Privately Owned By Joe Exotic” just above John’s groin that he covered with an angry bull’s head. He still has four others, including “Joe” on the right side of his chest and “For My Husband, Joe” on his upper arm.
But Joe could end up with a reality TV show in the end. By 2037 Fox might be looking to fill an hour Wednesdays with World’s Most Incompetent Hitman Hirers.
As for John Finlay, he’s married a woman named Stormey proving he really does have a type and that type lives in a trailer park.
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I don’t think Elon Musk is a particularly intelligent person. He’s more what an unintelligent person thinks a smart person would be. He’s a rich CEO inventor, but he isn’t rich for the things he’s invented, he’s richer because his idea for a bank that’s entirely online got bought out and became PayPal. He’s not building rockets and electric cars himself, he’s paying people to build rockets and electric cars so he can become the slave king of Mars, where Earth law doesn’t apply.
What Elon Musk mostly does is Tweet, and if SNL wanted to have someone on to host because they’re famous on Twitter, they should have asked dril to host.
the only nfts i deal in are nerds in the Fucking trashcan. suck my Dick
— wint (@dril) April 30, 2021
listen bitch i know what “poop“ is and i dont like it
— wint (@dril) April 24, 2021
personally im thrilled of bidens dog being sent to a shadowy offshore facility to have the Evil surgically removed from its pea sized brain
— wint (@dril) April 12, 2021
See, those are good tweets, and those are only his recent ones. He has a decades-long history of making good tweets.
On the other side of that coin are the tweets Elon Musk has made in preparation for his spot hosting SNL next week.
Woke James Bond
SNL May 8
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 1, 2021
Irony Man – defeats villains using the power of irony
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 1, 2021
“Woke James Bond” and “Irony Man” are things a 12-year-old on 4chan would think of. But those weren’t the worst idea he had.
Baby Shark & Shark Tank merge to form Baby Shark Tank
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 1, 2021
Baby Shark Tank was the worst idea he had. That’s the sort of thing I’d expect Blaine Capatch to put in a “Quick, someone bring MADtv back” tweet.
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Planters Baby Truck Nut
— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) April 29, 2021
If you don’t get it, MADtv was mostly sketches driven by pun titles based on TV shows, usually combined with another famous property, something MADtv writers Capatch and Patton Oswalt have made fun of in the years after they left the show.
Elon’s ideas are unfunny even by current SNL standards, though, and that’s a sort of accomplishment, at any rate. Considering cast members will be able to opt-out of appearing in sketches with Musk, I imagine the only thing that’s going to get written for him is going to be very unflattering for Musk. It’s not like his acting ability was a plus to having him in skits anyway.
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Ever since I heard that ABC had passed on Alec Baldwin and Kelsey Grammer’s untitled sitcom after committing to a season order, I’ve been very curious as to why. This show is getting made and ABC is paying to make it, so why not just air it, even in mid-season if it’s that bad. And as I’ve previously mentioned, how bad can it be when it’s a who’s who of television success both in front of and behind the camera. It never really made sense.
I think we may have gotten an answer as CinemaBlend reported that Disney Television’s chairwoman of entertainment Dana Walden announced she had passed on a “well-written” sitcom because all the main characters were white.
That’s not going to get on the air anymore because that’s not what our audience wants. That’s not a reflection of our audience, and I feel good about the direction we’re moving.
This was apparently in reference to a show about a white family where all the diversity came from the supporting cast.
You know, like The Goldbergs and The Conners and American Housewife, ABC’s three highest-rated sitcoms.
Look, I applaud ABC and Disney, in general, wanting to increase their diversity both on and off-camera, streaming has made the television landscape absolutely massive and there’s room for everyone. But this seems like the sort of thing that’s doomed to fail spectacularly
ABC!s new diversity standards say that “half of the actors and characters of all new programs must be members of previously underrepresented sects.” Do you know what recent ABC show comes to my mind that doesn’t meet that criteria? Modern Family. Unless you consider white women underrepresented on television, only four of the nine original primary actors on Modern Family were from “underrepresented sects.” You have to consider that while Eric Stonestreet played a gay character, he himself is not gay. And one of those characters was an infant who could not talk.
This reminds me of the BBC using Monty Python as an example of the type of show they wouldn’t make today because of its lack of diversity. No one of any race or sect is going to be happy when you point to a beloved all-time classic and go “yeah, that’s garbage, too white.” It’s just not the way to sell your new way of doing things.
Now, this is not to say that Disney can’t produce good shows with more diverse casts. Eddie Huang may not have felt Fresh Off the Boat authentically represented his childhood, but it was a ratings success for ABC and an entertaining family sitcom. And Black-ish used to be successful with audiences and critics, too. Not, you know, recently, but at first. And its spin-off Mixed-ish is actually ABC’s lowest-rated sitcom.
The problem is that there is only so many hit shows a TV executive can pass on while ratings slip before they get fired. Clearly this diversity push is a business decision, companies as big as Disney don’t care about doing the right thing for the sake of doing the right thing, so there must be some numbers showing that this is indeed what their audience wants. It’s just not the Nielsen numbers.
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Saturday Night Live is no stranger to having hosts that aren’t actors or comics. Most of those hosts have been athletes like Joe Montana or the Dollar Store Joe Montana, Tom Brady. They may not have been trained actors, but they had charisma. Even Donald Trump has charisma and screen presence.
Newly announced SNL host Elon Musk has no ability to act and no charisma at all.
That Big Bang Theory clip is me being generous to Elon, his voice acting is even worse.
The only thing Elon Musk being on The Simpsons did for the show is make it so the Lady Gaga episode isn’t the most hated episode anymore.
Here’s why anything with Elon Musk in it is automatically worse: he’s a terrible actor, he only plays himself and every guest spot he does is just people fawning over him like “Oh my God, you’re Elon Musk, you’re such a genius!” Elon Musk’s only actual accomplishment is looking the way he does and still managing to get Amber Heard to sleep with him.
Can Saturday Night Live even get worse at this point? SNL hasn’t been really good since Will Ferrell left and it’s barely been watchable in about a decade.
Elon Musk is a weird choice because I don’t even think he’s that popular. He has a fan base, sure, but it’s not that large all things considered and mostly consists of people dumb enough to think Elon Musk is a genius.
And it’s not like the guy is going to be able to act in sketches. You saw how bad an actor he is, and that’s with unlimited retakes. You think he’s going to be able to perform in live comedy sketches? Of course, it’s not like his acting will be any worse than the show’s writing, so I guess it kind of works.
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How Bad is Alec Baldwin and Kelsey Grammer’s New Sitcom That ABC Won’t Air It After Paying For a Full Season
ABC gave Untitled Alec Baldwin/Kelsey Grammer Project a straight-to-series order meaning that they’re contractually obligated to produce a full season of the show. Despite that and with Disney’s upfront presentation scheduled less than a month from now on May 18th, ABC passed on the series as is shopping it to other networks according to Variety.
Now, I’m not saying that this is highly unusual, it does happen that shows given straight-to-series or put pilot commitments get passed on by networks, but this show may have the best pedigree of any sitcom in the last 20 years.
Alec Baldwin and Kelsey Grammer are both legends, having starred in 30 Rock and Cheers and Frasier, respectively. The project also stars Alec Mapa, Richard Kind and Gilmore Girls’ hot mom Lauren Graham. On top of that it’s created by Christopher Lloyd, who was a writer and executive producer for Frasier and Modern Family, having won more Emmys than any other producer between those two shows.
The plot of the show is that Baldwin, Grammer and Mapa were roommates as young men who had a falling out and now they’re reunited “for one more run at the lives they’ve always wanted.”
All of this makes me extremely curious on why ABC passed on this show that they’re on the hook to produce a full season of anyway. I can’t imagine it’s because it’s not funny enough, they ran Speechless for three seasons.
The only thing I can think of is that the show is edgy in a way ABC isn’t comfortable with and they’re afraid of complaints. Nothing is guaranteed to work and the show could genuinely be bad, but most sitcoms take a season to find their footing, and with the group they’ve assembled and money they’ve spent it seems like it would be worthwhile to give them the space to figure it out if that was the problem.
Now, if the show was going to be controversial and wanted to push the envelope, well, we’re at the peak of television sitcoms trying not to be controversial. We’ll probably know by how quickly it gets sold: if it takes a while or no one picks it up, it’s probably a bad show. But if it gets immediately snapped up by another network or a streaming service, ABC just got cold feet about the content.
It’s weird that Aziz Ansari has been out of the public eye since a woman accused him of being a little awkward while she was consensually giving him a blowjob and said that’s basically the same as rape. Can you believe that was actually a story?
Aziz already had another stand-up special at Netflix, and now he’s bringing back his prestige comedy Master of None for a third season of Netflix after several years on hiatus, Variety reports.
The season is expected to be a departure for the show, and it’s believed to focus on Lena Waithe’s character, Denise. Early reports about the third season indicated that Naomi Ackie (“The End of the F***ing World”) would join the cast.
In 2017, Waithe and Ansari won an Emmy for outstanding comedy writing for the Season 2 episode “Thanksgiving,” which focused on her character’s struggles with her family. (In its first season, “Master of None” also won an Emmy for writing, with Ansari and Yang sharing the accolade.)
I also didn’t even realize babe.net had gone out of business until I read this Variety story, but I had also forgotten babe.net existed until I read this Variety story.
Moving the focus off of Ansari’s Dev and onto Lena Waithe’s Denise rings true with Ansari previously having said he would have to have some big life event before doing a third season because he doesn’t have anything else to say about being a single guy in New York. Denise would have a much different experience than Dev and the writing would be more based on Waithe’s experiences, giving it the fresh aspect Ansari thought was missing that caused the hiatus in the first place.
I enjoyed Master of None’s initial run, and I’m glad to see Netflix is still willing to do smaller shows like this. We all thought streaming would be a place where shows with small but passionate audiences and critical acclaim could find homes, but Netflix and other streamers have turned out to be even more cutthroat than the broadcast networks when it comes to handing out cancellations. It seems like maybe that small, indie feel of the old Netflix isn’t entirely gone and replaced with Kevin James as a race car driver or owner or whatever.
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How I Met Your Mother is one of the best sitcoms of all time, and probably the best “hang-out” sitcom ever (sorry Happy Endings fans, you’ll have to settle for second). Since it ended in 2014, series creators Craig Thomas and Carter Bays have been trying to follow it up with a show with the same premise but following a woman on her path to meet her future husband.
That show, How I Met Your Father, is finally getting made and Hilary Duff is playing the Ted Mosby role of a woman telling her son all about how she met his father. The New York Post has a quote from Duff about taking the role of Sophie, the new Ted Mosby.
“As a huge fan of ‘How I Met Your Mother,’ I’m honored and even a little nervous that Carter and Craig would trust me with the sequel of their baby,” Duff said, referencing the shows co-creators, Carter Bays and Craig Thomas, in Hulu’s press release announcing the show. “Isaac and Elizabeth are brilliant, and I can’t wait to work alongside them and all of their genius. Just fangirling over here getting to join the Hulu Originals and 20th families. I realize these are big shoes to fill and I’m excited to slip my 6 ½’s in there!”
The finale of How I Met Your Mother was, to put it lightly, divisive. Cristin Milioti did such an amazing job in the last season as Tracy that the audience fell in love with her, only to find out that she had died years ago from the perspective of Future Ted and his children, and the show was his way of accepting he was ready to love again with his ex-girlfriend Robin.
Honestly, I liked the ending, the last scene especially, but I thought the entire last season of the show was weak. Instead of spending the last season showing one weekend and then covering 16 years in the final episode, they should have spent the final season exploring the plots from the finale.
As much as I’d love to see this show last nine years as well, I don’t know if the format is all that suited to a long-running show as much as it’s suited to a shorter, more focused series that runs 3-4 seasons. Ted’s story was great and there was something interesting about following him for that long and the way it necessitated a shift to being about Ted having to grow up and actually want the thing he was saying he wanted, but it probably would have made a lot more sense if the show ended after the third season.
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Marvel has pretty much-eclipsed Game of Thrones as the current big cultural phenomenon, largely thanks to Disney+’s decision to air television shows set in the Marvel Cinematic Universe that feature the actors and characters from the movies. And the Twin Peaksian weirdness of WandaVision became the biggest topic of conversation on the internet for about two months.
Now, as if to take a final victory lap and do a little dance on the grave of A Song of Ice and Fire, the franchise that could have been but clearly is not going to be, Marvel has signed Emilia Clarke, who played basically the main character of Game of Thrones, to be a part of Secret Invasion.
Secret Invasion is going to be a big deal just by virtue of having Samuel L. Jackson in it as Nick Fury. It’s a continuation of the story from Captain Marvel featuring the Skrulls, but we don’t really know how it’s going to play out. In the comics, the titular secret invasion is literally that, the Skrulls used their shape-shifting abilities to come to Earth and build an invasion force in secret, blending into the populace until it was time to strike. Captain Marvel presented the Skrulls as much more sympathetic in contrast to their enemies, the Kree.
The thing that Marvel has going that Game of Thrones didn’t is that Marvel doesn’t need to have an ending. Game of Thrones was unable to deliver a satisfying one, and George R. R. Martin seems unlikely to ever finish the novel series, so that’s it. But Marvel comics have presented themselves as an unending, open-ended superhero soap opera for 60 years. Avengers: Endgame was a kind of ending, but we knew there were more movies right around the corner. It only ended a chapter, not the whole book.
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